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Crisco L. Francisco

@chrispfranc1s.bsky.social

Recreationally stupid, competitively average

38 Followers  |  33 Following  |  48 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023  |  1.624

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It’s giving β€œHello MTV and welcome to my crib”

15.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright how do I tweet on this thing

15.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the face behind the film reviews

26.03.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to Gloria by Laura Brannigan to maintain any form of sanity

26.03.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also bring back the journeyman director, I want guys who make functioning movies with real evolving stories

09.03.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyways I thought Mickey 17 rocked and even average Bong Joon-Ho is leaps and bounds above what we get these days

09.03.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?"

Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."

Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?" Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

10.12.2024 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3162    πŸ” 1113    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 9
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We are watching your short films

15.02.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whatever, we get better at it

14.02.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every film festival rejection has me looking in the mirror like this

14.02.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Filming today went well!

26.01.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I kinda want to send fanmail to George Miller, I feel like he’d like it

24.01.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, the Oscars don’t matter but I’m a sports fan and this is the movie equivalent of the playoffs and I like getting off my takes

23.01.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need more varied faces in movies but we also need more unique voices. Just actors with the strangest warbling you’ve ever heard

23.01.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cool thing about Fire Walk With Me is that it’s horrifying to watch

22.01.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna be duplicating tweets on here so if you see that, don’t call me out

22.01.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love to think I’d post more here but also my brain can’t get past the thought/post barrier

22.01.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service

22.01.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also throwback to when I went to Twin Peaks and had the coffee and pie…god damn

22.01.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me for apparently the first time because I remember none of this

22.01.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ll be honest that Star Trek theme is the only thing keeping me going of late

20.01.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ocean Beach, my beloved

20.01.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This has basically been what today feels like

20.01.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are watching the Thanksgiving day parade and Michael just said β€œI’ve never understood why they call the hamburglar Ronald McDonald’s friend. Is it a Jesus and Judas situation?”

28.11.2024 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes rock

22.11.2024 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was phenomenal way to spend a rainy day

21.11.2024 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got Chinese food and light beer, tonights gonna be a movie

20.11.2024 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanksgiving because its a guaranteed four-day weekend, good food, and a chilled vibe

17.11.2024 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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