and 3) the lead "producer" was a serial conman.
Luckily, eventually, we did get everyone home safely.
Someday I will tell the story of the time I got hired to CoProduce a 500k feature film with mostly interior shots, and despite my warnings, the bosses decided to take the whole union cast and crew to Morocco to shoot on 35mm, not realizing that 1) it was the rainy season, 2) it was also flu season->
Wishing you a Happy International Women's Day with this (NSFW) film I made for all the ladies out there...
Made it to Friday but at what cost
Feels like a good time to share this very short (NSFW) body horror film I made:
vimeo.com/691129983
I was doing a lot of producing work as a favor and was supposed to play a small cameo role for $250 but it was such a bad situation that I didn’t want to be attached at all.
A new one for me: Quitting a low budget film because it was super bad abuse vibes, only to find out they still put me in the credits against my will, so to outsiders it looks like I supported it 🤯
Feels like a good time to share this very short (NSFW) body horror film I made:
vimeo.com/691129983
Highly recommend hanging little prisms in your windows so you wake up every morning to tiny rainbows all over the walls
How I found my cat just now
Last night I had a nightmare that Pam Bondi turned into a demon on live TV right, before our eyes, claws and fangs and all, and then started to come through the screen to try to eat me, in case anyone’s wondering where most of us are at with our mental health today.
A few photos from the spot:
Some good news for your feed: My new spot for State Street starring Parker Posey is out now. Yes, she really IS the COOLEST. I was so grateful to spend a few days working on this campaign with an incredible team
@sagaftra.org
We all know when Kristi Noem eventually stands trial she'll be one of those kinds of defendants who is constantly having weird medical emergencies. She'll show up to her trial on crutches on Monday, eye patch on Wednesday. Her lawyer will request recesses every time she has a sudden "asthma attack."
Heya filmmakers not much time (9 days!) before our late deadline arrives for 2026 film submissions. Hit us up over on FilmFreeway where oh hey btw we’re lucky enough to be one of their Top 100 Best Reviewed Festivals in the World for the fourth year running! Show us whatcha got (unless it has AI).
Something I think about often is how, in the early-mid 2000s, it used to be a right of passage for every aspiring actress who was new to LA to have Mr. Belding buy them a sugary specialty drink at Dimples.
I miss when Nazis were afraid to admit they were Nazis.
In case someone needs to hear it:
it is alright to cut off friends and family members who voted for/continue to support this.
A tell tale sign of narcissist emotional abuse is when they try to convince you that something you witnessed with your own eyes didn't happen.
2025 wasn’t perfect, but the highlights were 🪩
My year in dance:
Since you can now stream Mad Men on HBO Max here’s a video of the time I repulsed Don Draper with performance art poetry
Season 1 Episode 6 “Babylon”
We named the turkey Martha.
Brian! Why?????
Genuinely curious to know who out there sees cranberry sauce in a can and is like "YES CAN'T WAIT TO CUT INTO THIS ROOM TEMPERATURE GELATINOUS LOG AND THEN MIX IT INTO WHATEVER'S ON MY PLATE"
I finally saw Weapons and ok, fine, I get why all my friends keep calling me Gladys.
There’s a short going viral right now starring his son playing a candy dealer on Halloween and it’s just so perfectly full circle.
Happy Halloween from our Innies! 👻🎃💀
Saw this at @chattfilmfest.org and it blew my mind. So excited the world is getting to see it.
Nailed it
We need more pumpkins 🎃