I’m curious as to why whenever someone guesses my sign they correctly guess Pisces EVERY time
“Focus time” but it’s me watching Dai Shun vlog videos on YouTube
Gravelly* it’s been a long week
Forcing my voice to be extra gravely this morning so I don’t have to talk as much on my 8am meeting
Morning shows be like “The world may be dying, but Wolfgang Puck is here to spice things up with his beef recipe”
I’m at the point in my cold where I sound like a Whomp
Totally agree and I love everything KH does, but I just feel like that character is Catherine Keener
Always got more of a Catherine Keener vibe for Mother Gothel
Mandatory AI seminar all afternoon
Woke up extra early today because my body is messed up from daylight saving
Whenever you need to know the time or outdoor temp do you just look out your window? Pretty and convenient!
My chiropractor from when I was in high school has sent me a 2 dollar bill every year for my birthday even though I haven’t seen him since I was like 19
Just finished blowing up 400 balloons
For me allergy pills work up to a point. I somehow ALWAYS touch my eyes after being around cats too which obviously makes it soo much worse
I want a cat so bad but every time I’m around one I leave looking like this
Ford trying to charge me FIFTY dollars a month to use the semi-autonomous driving feature on my car. Baby I’ll just drive the car myself
Is Buckle still open at the mall? Could check there
If I was one of only 17 Targaryen kings you bet your ass I’d be going to school dressed up in costume every damn day
I may have bitten off more than I can chew, I’m rush ordering $200 worth of stickers with my dad’s face on it. The party is Saturday
Is that the official Katie Couric “Going There” book tour t-shirt, yeah it is…
I need someone to come carry this ring light around for me wherever I go
I enjoyed learning about my 430 month old bloomf that was 85th percentile in height, 60th percentile in weight, 90th percentile in head measurement
Omg it’s a must!
Would you say you’re “Obsessed”?
Time for everyone to bust out their Limewire skills again
Awaiting my flight at Bronchitis International Airport
Hopefully there’s another one coming because my body is about to be in shock
Trying my hand at snow birding! Working remote has some nice perks. Plus I needed a long break from winter, I was starting to fear for my life.
The world’s been waiting for another cunty animated gecko since Gex
