Branli (He/Him)

Close-up of a bottle of white wine featuring a colorful label with an illustration of a UFO beaming light over vineyard rows at night under a starry sky and crescent moon, set on a kitchen counter with blurred background objects.

Well of course I was going to get it. Grape Abductions. 😂

Four ceramic cups filled with colorful matcha lattes are arranged on a wooden flight board labeled with handwritten chalk text reading 'House,' 'Lavender,' 'Coconut,' and 'Blueberry,' sitting on a light wooden counter in a cozy café setting.

Top-down view of a wooden matcha flight board with four ceramic cups labeled 'House,' 'Lavender,' 'Coconut,' and 'Blueberry.' The first three drinks are green matcha lattes with white heart-shaped latte art, while the last drink is a darker iced blueberry blend in a blue-speckled cup.

A close-up of a golden-brown pastry with a sugary, glazed crust served on a white square plate with a napkin and fork, sitting on a wooden café table near a window with blurred greenery outside.

Lazy Sunday morning starts with a friend. The matcha flight was perfection! 💚💙

Close-up of a dark blue stitched heart shape centered on a rainbow-striped background with diagonal bands of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.

Feeling cute, might do something Geigh™️

💯

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

Let them eat shit

@davidimel.com
David: it's cuz it's on Android. You know, Google's own platform. 💅

That came way too easily but it was good 😂😆

FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."

REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."

FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."

Someone beat me to it 😂

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Dalmatian with a red collar and pink leash sits attentively inside a large white outdoor tent with wooden picnic tables and arched windows, looking off to the side on a cloudy day.

My Sunday vibes: pub walk with the pup on a rainy pnw day 🖤🤍🖤🤍🐾

@paris.nyc
L: Instagram just thinks I'm a [creepy] old man.
:: Paris smiles politely ::

😂 😆

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

Four chapters into an audiobook and I realize after the first chapter it became background noise. Sigh. Now I have to go back and start over.

MAGA:
Morons
Are
Governing
America

Dalmatian wearing a colorful 'Happy Birthday' bandana surrounded by festive pink, gold, and white balloons with confetti scattered on the floor, posing for a cheerful celebration photo.

Cleansing the timeline.
Happy birthday to my favorite girl.

It’s October 3rd

Book titled "107 Days by Kamala Harris" with a blue cover, featuring large gold and white lettering and a subtle background pattern of sequential numbers from 1 to 107.

Arrived last night

@davidimel.com okay... Wait... Recent trivia footage disagrees and you could TOTALLY grow facial hair! 😛
Enjoy your vacation

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

Top DOJ Official Spills Epstein Cover-Up Plans to Honeytrap Pam Bondi’s acting deputy chief was filmed bragging to a date about the department’s plans to alter the Epstein files.

Pam Bondi’s acting deputy chief was filmed bragging to a date about the department’s plans to alter the Epstein files.

Thank you on this labor day!!

I love this guy

On my drive north from Tacoma, several pedestrian overpasses. These are some photos.

A Dalmatian rests its head on a person's tattooed leg, which features a Dalmatian portrait, while the person wears pink socks and lies under a gray blanket in a cozy room with bookshelves in the background.

I need to get up but… Dog paralysis. 🐶 😊 🖤🤍🖤🤍

A calm expanse of deep blue water with a forested shoreline in the distance, faintly backed by the hazy outline of Mount Rainier under a clear blue sky, and a few city buildings visible on the far right.

And one day it’ll go off… 🏔️ 🌋

A serene view of deep blue water with sunlight glistening on the surface, looking toward a distant tree-lined shoreline under a clear, bright blue sky.

On my way to the Farmers Market on Kingston and it stopped for a brief memorial service. A little known service the ferry system provides. I had no idea.

@paris.nyc I know I bugged you about this already, but now that you're at CR like Stacy... It's a sign. Podcast. I know you're happy with "your dads" but just saying.... Options!
In all seriousness, congrats!

A breathtaking mountain viewpoint with a grassy clearing in the foreground and dense evergreen trees lining the right side. A thick blanket of clouds stretches across the middle of the image, giving the illusion of standing above the clouds. The sky above is clear and vibrant blue, creating a serene and expansive landscape.

A stunning panoramic view from a mountaintop, showcasing a vast forest of evergreen trees in the foreground. Beyond the trees lies a calm, expansive body of water with gentle waves and a few scattered ships. Low clouds hover just above the water, with distant islands and hazy mountains visible on the horizon under a clear, vibrant blue sky.

A Dalmatian wearing a red harness and collar stands on a rocky overlook, gazing thoughtfully at the camera. Behind the dog, a stunning panoramic view unfolds, featuring a vast expanse of evergreen forest, low-lying clouds, and distant blue mountains under a clear sky. The peaceful outdoor setting suggests a high-altitude hike or scenic adventure.

Morning hike. Because sometimes you just need to get out and enjoy the view.

@paris.nyc congrats on coming up with "Before The Ramen Era" 😜😄

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@davidimel.com ... "Finnish" this sentence...