FakeEyes

My other ride is a whatever the fuck this is. Pardon my language. That’s just how they talk about cybernetic clown shoes in the bible. Or Willy Wonka arrowheads. Grimace’s Jedi Starfighter?

I think it’s cool and solid. Zoooom!

Now I am short a centaur thing and some green squid. Maybe more?

Unfortunately it does looks great as their stuff often does. I might go for it to make him into a beard guy

As soon as Magical Mister Mephisto-les erases his lil’ kitty marriage.

Thank you for discovering how accidentally clever I am. We are. We did it.

I am glad to contribute to great art

Hilarious how you thought this was a joke. I never joke about the 13 Primes, or their dumb names that I definitely remember.

One delivery later and here we have Optimus Prime’s dad, grading his son’s Truck Homework.

Mardi-Gras Cat Variant Spider-Man does a pose like a cat do.

His canon event is the Jellicle Ball.

That guy from that scream painting is ALLLLLLLLLLLLL up in your toilet and he DON’T look HAPPY.

I did this for you because it felt like one of those weird things that you’re into.

I just know my life is going to finally come together once I collect all 13 of the Primes.

Lucky cat prepares to detonate whichever Biker Mouse from Mars I’ve got here

“Biker Mice from Mars?
Why not…Biker Mice In Hell?”

The cat is thinking that. I don’t know why. Well, look at him. That’s why.

I have never wanted to play with ROB but always believed my life would be greatly improved my his presence.

Freddie and Freddie are back at it. They murdered a clown. The clown deserved it. It was the monster kind. Thank you for looking at my toys goodnight.

Mammmaaaaaaaa!!! 🎵

Tiny cheap model kits that would have been cheap if tariffs and related nonsense hadn’t beaten me over the head. I had a LOT of these tiny kits ordered. Not all are crimes! Just some are crimes. One was a bicycle! Okay, two were bicycles. I find them relaxing In these trying times because I can’t really screw them up.

Nobody disturb me I’m doing my miniature crime scene accessories.

Having gotten a new phone since signing up for marketing texts for the prior movie, I was momentarily baffled today by personal communications from ROB, the useless Nintendo toy.

Halloween the Cat updates are a generous award for the masses. This is a philanthropy era.

What a treat. You’re all a bunch of champions. Delighted for you.

I 100% believe that he knows he’s dying & a holy war is a shot at salvation with the benefit of destroying a world that would very unfairly dare to continue existing without him.

We are witnessing the most selfish actions ever known. Historically, executions, not flowers, are the only apology.

Mummy punks on a bike and a skateboard don’t want you around these parts, ya dig!? Dig? For MUMMIES. Like an archaeologist! I can’t even help but be tragically unfunny by accident! It’s a gift. A curse. Curse of the mummy, you say? I wouldn’t. Just ask Howard Carter! You CAN’T. Because of the curse, which is not real unless you are an imbecile. Now I am hurling insults! The idea of a mummy’s curse is fun though. I like adventure! I like romance. I love great jokes! Animal dance!

We told you to stay outta Giza. Now scram!

Whoa! That’s amazing. I love the coins being done that way.

If they think I am going to be motivated to purchase their product more often due to this manipulation, they are unfortunately correct.

I don’t remember Bobcat guy’s name. I’m at a lab for lab work so the box isn’t nearby and I’m not looking him up! Not for you and not for anybody! Not this time!! That translucent sword is killer. I love it so much. Necklace has a tiny bird skull in it! Perfect for a cat.

BOB THE CATMAN SCRUFFERS has an opening mouth!

BOB SAGCAT can pose well! I don’t have enough of these things to explore swapping armor and all. I have one other and he is a famously nude fella.

Bobcat Bobby sporting his additional kinda elfy cat wolf thing head that is closer to human. I got some armor and weapon storage off of him. Frazetta Ball & Chain Warrior lurks behind him. He’s based on a painting and I have him because I am cultured. Look at that sword! It’s got translucence! Like candy.

This is Zolocon exclusive BOBCAT GUY from Savage Crucible. It’s a line of fantasy characters that is sort of comparable to that Mythic line, but they do their own very interesting things.

Every release seems to include a cool fancy blind bagged weapon! This sword rules! Also: gold bagged necklace?

Yo dog, if you think there’s much of a difference between telling American kids they are doing an Armageddon for Big Jesus and lunatics believing they get a pile of virgins for flying into a tower, you’ve just confirmed an appointment with me, the motherfucking brick dentist.

My cat has toxic fans and they are me.

It’s the same head from the Night Force 2 pack, but an AliExpress seller had it by itself

I just got two of those because they were at dollar general and on an endcap that said they were on sale but they weren’t on sale and I showed them who’s boss by purchasing them anyway.

It’s the Doritos and Cheetos and they are pretty good.

Hot Rod with a lightsaber is not interested in dodging the Star Wars rip-off accusations while Lt. Falcon is using Hot Rod’s fishing rod to specifically dodge the Patriot propaganda accusations, which are somewhat unfounded because he fought crab people.

How appropriate the the new color accurate Hot Rod and a non-repugnant factory surplus Falcon head would show up simultaneously, as they are both visual upgrades for basically the same character. (Voiced by hot young actors and introduced to replace a leader character that sort of dies)

Ten years later, I’m going to say it was kinda annoying and embarrassing when bunch of nerdos got performatively giddy in a race to claim that the new Spider-Man costume in the Civil War trailer was based on Japanese Spider-Man when they are both just based on a guy named Regular-Ass-Spider-Man.

Incredible. Hope I have enough tank minicons to get my accounts suspended

YouTube video by Mangmotion-莽姆森 Lijiang The Forbidden City and the Temple of Heaven Transform！stop motion

All I found was a stop motion that simply makes it look rad as shiiiit

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I bet there’s a review out there

I don’t. I just took a screenshot the other day because I like it. Tom Hanks with a child brain was wrong. We crave the building robots.