“I’m Sideshow P, the new sidekick! Hey! So, uh, isn’t it annoying when you’re politely eating a human child and its friends start beating you and screaming profanity? I mean, who is raising these kids?”
“It’s me KANE Hodder!
This joke works best if you’ve had a Fangoria subscription or attended a convention called something like Spook-a-Palooza!
I’m the mayor of a county of gullib-“
*BONK* *STUNNER SOUND*
“And THAT was a Kane of Whoopass!Don’t disgrace the Hodder name! Happy Friday the 13th!”
Yay! It made sense to me since I figured his parts were large. We don’t have to play by their robot rules.
Surely a director that was serious about training the FBI would have UFC *coaches* do it rather than the actual fighters, unless the goal here is for the FBI to become statistically even more monstrous at domestic abuse, in which case this is probably effective.
You have to submit evidence that you slept in a tent outside of your door in order to have a chance.
Okay - Who’s Grandma turned Diamond Dallas page into a Jesus Christ doll?
Hello I am strangely challenging for my size without instructions, as a bit or two feel like you will break me if you push them any further.
But here I am and I’m really good and cute!
Speaking of challenging, good luck digging out that PS3 if you want to own an affordable copy of my game!
The boy & I are at odds with this Netflix One Piece Season 2 because he’s very picky about what they changed from the anime, while I think it’s the greatest of human accomplishments, as if the ‘66 Batman series had been given $20 million per episode and spent half of that on fish eye camera lenses.
Maybe I got lucky. It was the one with the least movement with a shake but some others were really close and I figured they might be sludge
He didn’t mean you and he apologizes with a message he lovingly spelled out in a giant web as Electro devastated the garment district.
Not that I can tell. Some try weighing them but I think they put silica packets in to throw that off
Ooooh the first clue is a huge nerd looking at a screen.
I’m good at Blokees. Deep clearance Classic Class Bumblebee and the Unicron head I wanted from a single blind box. (It has less jiggle when you shake the box, I figured)
But what else am I good at?
That’s it, actually. I spent all talent points on this when building my lousy David character.
Famously has its name appear in the novel!
That’s hypothetical and I’m talking about video games or cartoons or something that isn’t real.
*wink*
When he cuts this shit short and declares victory because he’s bored and his brain is melting, you go ahead and stab everyone you know that believes it and thinks anything has been accomplished.
*Worf describes the most awkward weapon in the universe*
“Make it part of your hand. Part of your arm. Make it part of you.”
*swish swish*
*lamp breaking sounds*
*purple blood everywhere*
*holographic doctor initiated
*holographic doctor vomits*
My other ride is a whatever the fuck this is. Pardon my language. That’s just how they talk about cybernetic clown shoes in the bible. Or Willy Wonka arrowheads. Grimace’s Jedi Starfighter?
I think it’s cool and solid. Zoooom!
Now I am short a centaur thing and some green squid. Maybe more?
Unfortunately it does looks great as their stuff often does. I might go for it to make him into a beard guy
As soon as Magical Mister Mephisto-les erases his lil’ kitty marriage.
Thank you for discovering how accidentally clever I am. We are. We did it.
I am glad to contribute to great art
Hilarious how you thought this was a joke. I never joke about the 13 Primes, or their dumb names that I definitely remember.
One delivery later and here we have Optimus Prime’s dad, grading his son’s Truck Homework.
His canon event is the Jellicle Ball.
I did this for you because it felt like one of those weird things that you’re into.
I just know my life is going to finally come together once I collect all 13 of the Primes.
“Biker Mice from Mars?
Why not…Biker Mice In Hell?”
The cat is thinking that. I don’t know why. Well, look at him. That’s why.
I have never wanted to play with ROB but always believed my life would be greatly improved my his presence.
Mammmaaaaaaaa!!! 🎵
