hanging out ordinary style with my regular friends
this is what dead chat in town of salem feels like btw
a watched vape never charges
never playing jackbox again
my hobbies include forgetting i am mildly allergic to fruit and then eating fruit
yer da goes to SWG3 in full star wars cosplay calls himself the mandylorian
remember when big phones were called phablets
ordered a dress from ebay and it came with an ad for diarrhea medicine???
my head...... hurce
why is my taxi driver brushing his teeth
sea monkey-themed petplay where i feed you a level scoop of spirulina every seven days
the imaginary louis theroux in your head
polyvore was an INSANE name for a website in hindsight
Uni ate a whole chicken again!?
Chicken boy!!
nobody cares about gel pens anymore
this is what i like to fucking see
in the club thinking about how little grebes carry their babies on their backs
what if there was a guy called Duncan Donuts
really weird that we got nosferatu before we even got nosferaone
look at this fucking thing!!!
ever since i learned of the existence of the ferret-badger my life has known nothing but love and peace
i am officially A Bartenderβ’ now
cannae believe i got new rock dupes from shoe zone of all places
call me thomas the tank engine the way i'm actually steamin
(fall out boy voice) why don't you show me that little bit of jork you've been saving for his peanits
supermassive black hole comes on in the club and i become physically compelled to serve cunt
i am sooooo full of mushrooms rn
bearing in mind i've dyed my hair like three times in my entire life so i have no idea what i'm doing
how bad an idea would it be to dye my hair the night before a birthday party
She.
