toxoplasmosis jones

yer da goes to SWG3 in full star wars cosplay calls himself the mandylorian

remember when big phones were called phablets

ordered a dress from ebay and it came with an ad for diarrhea medicine???

my head...... hurce

why is my taxi driver brushing his teeth

sea monkey-themed petplay where i feed you a level scoop of spirulina every seven days

the imaginary louis theroux in your head

polyvore was an INSANE name for a website in hindsight

Uni ate a whole chicken again!?
Chicken boy!!

nobody cares about gel pens anymore

this is what i like to fucking see

in the club thinking about how little grebes carry their babies on their backs

what if there was a guy called Duncan Donuts

really weird that we got nosferatu before we even got nosferaone

look at this fucking thing!!!

ever since i learned of the existence of the ferret-badger my life has known nothing but love and peace

i am officially A Bartender™ now

cannae believe i got new rock dupes from shoe zone of all places

call me thomas the tank engine the way i'm actually steamin

(fall out boy voice) why don't you show me that little bit of jork you've been saving for his peanits

supermassive black hole comes on in the club and i become physically compelled to serve cunt

i am sooooo full of mushrooms rn

bearing in mind i've dyed my hair like three times in my entire life so i have no idea what i'm doing

how bad an idea would it be to dye my hair the night before a birthday party

She.

i love my friends 🥰🥰🥰

devo supporting my chem is INSANE

nothing like being made redundant with zero notice a month before christmas am i right fellas 😃😃😃😃

they might be giants tonight weeeeeeee

killing roll20 with hammers 🔨🔨🔨🔨💥💥💥💥💥💥