DJ Chicken-Off-The-Bone

Not my favorite, but if the election went today and he was the option against what we’ve got, I’d vote for him. It feels like we’re going to be in a world of “lesser of two evils” for a while.

Happy Father’s Day

Hope you’re okay. 🫂

And Mary Stuart Masterson in tears. That scene is so good.

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And:

I love your pebbles!

"He's Libertarian."
"So, he's sexually immoral?"
"No, that's libertine."
"He's telling people to shush?"
"No, that's a librarian."

Really. Carving or slicing anything is so much faster and less stressful with it. And you don’t have to push on the meat at all, so I think it keeps the juices in.

My electric knife. My mother demanded that I accept it from her. And I use it anytime I cook meat now.

Jeez, Kath and Kim are looking terrible these days.

PARADOX TIME!

I won't eat canned tuna because it reminds me of cat food.

Combos look like dog treats, however, and I just ate a whole bag of them.

The most qualified candidate at the convention. Thank you.

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My relationship goal is to have one like Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson's. Obviously I'm not a lesbian — hold your jokes! — but they seem to have such a fun time together. And look at who they're friends with! How do I get in on this?

Unless I am Springsteen, Tony Danza, or maybe Diana Ross, it's a bit much to call me "boss" three times within a 30-second pizza transaction.

😘

It's dictator-speak and people love him even more for it. And at the rate we're going, he'll win.

Even in 1979, Carol Kane playing a high school student / babysitter was a bit of a stretch. She looked the same age as the woman who played the mother (who's played by Rutanya Alda, Carol Ann from "Mommie Dearest," by the by).

Have you checked the children?

Can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube. Thirst uber alles!

It's funny how I'll reassure people that it's okay for them to be emotional. But the second I get emotional, I'm embarrassed by it.

Awww, thank you!

Next year I'm just handing out Velamints and Coffee Nips.

Someone in P-town four Halloweens ago wanted me to have sex with him and not take my monkey mask off. (And I'll answer the question right now: No.)

It's fun.

She’s feeling herself.

It’s so great in THEORY. And afterward, or even during, it’s like “I could’ve had a V-8.”

I’m the one on the right.

I don’t work in an office anymore, but when I did, I declined after-work invitations with explanations that included:

1. I have fish defrosting at home.

and

2. I’m gonna hang out with my cat.

Two separate times, and I was telling the truth each time.

I’d go with B.

Get away from my windshield!!

And you have, wisely, reminded me about it.