Tom Cullen

Prince Charles 'accepted a suitcase with 1m euros', report claims Clarence House says the correct processes were followed with the Qatari sheikh's charitable donations.

While we're all celebrating that no one is above the law, a reminder that the current King accepted literal bags full of cash from the Prime Minister for a foreign country and the Met failed to interview or arrest the then Crown Prince before quietly closing the case.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-6194...

Man who moved abroad to avoid hundreds of millions of pounds of tax and whose business have benefited from hundreds of millions of pounds of public funds believes that, 'Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state.'

God rest her paedophile protecting soul 🥹🇬🇧

What a week it’s been for my telegram crytpo crashing alter ego ‘dark web John Virgo’

The Traitors Ireland is shot with the big light on

Surely Starmer has to go now, and the only sensible thing to do is bring Sam Allardyce in for the rest of the term to steady the ship.

See you later Keith.

Me watching Rice and Grealish play for England at Euro 2020

A touch of the Bobby George has taken him

Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Probably safer to start from the basis that all billionaires are paedophiles until proven otherwise.

Can you imagine if someone told you that they were clowning on your goofy ass in the Epstein secret chats

Hearing a lot of really bad stuff about this Epstein guy.

The definition of pulling the ladder up behind you.

if you ban my child from using his smartphone how is he supposed to do online gambling

I wonder what Londoners know that the rest of the country don’t?

Welcome to everyone joining Bluesky from twitter. Someone will be assigned to you to misunderstand one of your jokes and scream at you shortly.

Don’t make me tap the traitors post

Traitors producer 1: What’s the task going to be today?

Traitors producer 2: just lob a load of shite in the woods for them to find again.

BAFTA: would you like some awards?

Constant. You’ll get it on the 31st and you’ll be fucking thrilled about it thanks

#uksnow SE8 2/10 - small but sticking

‘10.8 million families use X as their main news source’

900 days sober.

Mind how you go, be lucky.

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

I'm bored so here once again is the greatest Christmas title sequence in TV history

This is such a shitshow. It’s magic.

Who put 20p in Lauryn Hill?

Fuck FIFA so hard in whatever hole they consent to the least.