Amanda 🌻🧀

I now understand the Princess and the Pea on an emotional level. It should be illegal for something so small to have caused so much discomfort, and yet here we are.

Apparently coming down off surgery drugs means two things: my phone doesn't provide as much Internet entertainment as I thought, and I'm BORED.

Definitely a learning curve but hit me up if you want some good tutorials/tips/how tos. I love inkscape (now that I know it)

If she's a hot girl, anything she does is hot girl things. Hope this helps ;)

Hillary Clinton Has Iconic Reaction To Trump Administration's 'Atlantic' Text Scandal We're right there with you, Madam Secretary.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton didn't need many words to express her feelings after Jeffrey Goldberg, Editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, was accidentally added to a group chat with national security leaders who were discussing plans to bomb Yemen.

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

Principles of the Treaty of Waitangi Bill - New Zealand Parliament Public submissions are now being invited on this Bill

Submissions have opened on the Treaty Principles Bill. You'll almost certainly see a lot of individuals and groups with big followings telling you to submit using a template that they provide. I am pleading with you to not do this. It's the least effective way to participate.

I hope this email finds you. I have given it your scent.

Three humanoid figures with the heads and claws of crows and dark flowing robes stand together in a brown field. The sky behind them is and orange sunset mostly obscured by grey clouds. The central figure is wearing a thin metal crown with sharp points. Their hands are outstretched with palms up. The left figure (looking right) holds a simple chalice with two hands, while the figure on the right (looking left) holds a censer from their right hand.

Would you like to join the Cult of the Crowned Raven?

A satirical notice with suggestions as to things that might happen during the eclipse on April 8 and ways to prepare such as: watching the extended editions of Lord of the Rings, corpses speaking, surrendering nickels, seeing the moon hatch (like an egg) and other faux paranormal / occult ideas.

The eclipse is coming! 🌞 🌝

Be ready!

do bards in fantasy video games pick up lute boxes

Remember: If you find it difficult to make friends, acquiring friends who are already pre-assembled is fine

Disgusted face/interest face meme with the following scenario: disgusted face: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (AI) interested face: PLAGIARIZED INFORMATION SYNTHESIS SYSTEM (PISS)

A terminology proposal:

I see what you did there 😂

The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.

NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.

if me telling a friend to buy a $3.50 item from a $2 shop isn't a hilariously horrific example of late stage capitalism inflation then I don't know what is

Everyone reading this: take a sec to clench your jaw, hunch your shoulders a bit, and make sure you’re tense. Perfect. Now make sure to stay dehydrated for a while. You got this

I do not like this humid heat
I would not like it in the peat
I don't like it in the bed
It would be making me ded
I'd like the day to be cool
So I can feel not a fool
If the chill comes before night
That will be such a fright
Twenty nine degrees? I'll flee!

If someone caused you lasting pain through unkind & coded messages

You'd have

Blunt morse trauma 👉😎👉

A picture of a domestic longhaired mottled cat lying on her right side looking towards the camera with a bored expression on her face

This is she, for reference

Fuzzbutt, murder mittens, bitey mcscratchy, or just "small". All dependant on her behaviour that day

Screenshot of a social post by Janel Comeau ('@VeryBadLlama' on the social platform 'X'). The post says: 'I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs'

Stuck with this.

hm another thing about ~severe outcomes~ from covid-not only are they not counting long covid, but they also aren't including cases where ppl's existing disabilities worsened due to covid

Finally got convinced to give this platform a go, after avoiding all social media for .. probably since pre-pandemic. Hello bluesky!