Abreu just launched his bat in the air
really hate the pure joy on display here. have they considered staying stoic, businesslike, maybe using this as a chance to celebrate their country's military?
THIS?
IS A CROWD
I think this is one of the things that makes my head spin the most...HOW, in 10+ years, has there not been ONE SINGLE consequential person who, for whatever reason, decides one day to just say "fuck it" and then proceed to absolutely unload the clip. I'll NEVER understand
Might be their best work ever
phil knight can light millions on fire donating to his campaign but all his opponent needs to do is throw this and about 25 seconds of him clanking free throws over a voice that says if you can’t trust him in the paint or at the line how can you trust him with oregon into an ad and call it a day
“Assume X” how bout you assume deez nutz
to recap: The Lowdown, my favorite show of 2025, has now added Tommy Lee Jones and Betty Gilpin to its season two cast
we are hooting and hollering a bit
[heavy sigh]
ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural
watching Disney's "The Rescuers," set in an adorably childish fantasy universe in which the United Nations actually does something.
<Grabs the mic> Consultants mattered when there was nuance between the parties and platforms, you no longer need to pay someone to tell you to end the Gestapo, say Trans rights are human rights, and to prosecute war criminals and pedophiles, those are normal stances people already agree with.
You gotta see yourself in the future
It's impossible to explain how crazy this was unless you were there. It bled into normal society. Lin was so famous in NYC at the moment that people were name dropping him to get tough restaurant reservations and it was working
Again. This matters.
Not knowing anyone in the Lollapalooza lineup is the first sign that you're now the Cryptkeeper, but watching Manny Ramirez's SON hit a homer officially has me ready to spend the rest of my days ingesting solely tapioca and Werther's Originals.
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.
March 5, 1978: Portland's Johnny Davis soars for two of his 16 points on a breakaway dunk against Milwaukee.
Trail Blazers 126, Bucks 88.
damnit I hoped they were going to make the chief concubine position permanent
Primary night is awesome because you can watch people absolutely get trashcanned straight to hell
"War kills and maims and rapes and, over the whole course of history, has proven to be far more effective at creating orphans and widows than in delivering justice and peace." sojo.net/articles/opi...
#RipCityEvergreenTweet (errrrr...skeet)
Cannot be overstated just how satisfying it is to USE vintage Pyrex...they are beautiful pieces of art, nostalgic, eternally durable, and demand to be put to put to work vs sitting there looking pretty. 10/10 cheap happiness/joy!
The whole Trump administration is just rooting around in complicated systems - regional balances of power, state legitimacy, funding for global health - and ripping wires out, and they've frankly been lucky that they've ripped out so many wires without electrocuting themselves. Won't last forever.
bob from chicago continues to impress
Bring Extreme Horse Skijoring to the next Olympics
Okay guys.
Kazakhstan’s Shaidarov just did Kung Fu Fighting in a panda suit, got his ass kicked and then spun by Mortal Kombat dude and Spiderman, finished to Hit Me Baby One More Time and then hugged Jackie Chan.
(Not a MadLib)
Eat every bite of your 20 piece Shit-McNuggets, Donald. Good Boy.
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