ya I wanna see that lil freak juggle eggs
27.01.2026 04:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@hownottodraw.bsky.social
I write games and jokes. Sometimes both. ๐ฌ๐ง in ๐จ๐ฆ โ past: games journalist & critic @ ONM, OXM, Nintendo Life, Kotaku, The Guardian, GameSpot, Xbox, Minecraft, etc ๐ฎ present: games writer @ Moonstone Island, Owlchemy, & Hello Kitty Island Adventure
ya I wanna see that lil freak juggle eggs
27.01.2026 04:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Please don't use ChatGPT. Even if you think you're immune to its damages, you're convincing its creators that it's popular enough to keep pushing on everyone, and therefore indirectly harming others.
27.01.2026 00:53 โ ๐ 55 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's possible to have a boss battle that works, but you really have to think about what you're actually saying with the boss battle! is there some kind of thematic climax within the battle, or are you just saying "uh so this is the guy with the most HP I guess"
26.01.2026 23:53 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0mine is that boss battles are actually a very bad and boring way to end most games ๐ซฃ
26.01.2026 23:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I love him
26.01.2026 22:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i love them all. sillier the better. make em long, turn them into horse, i'm here for it
26.01.2026 21:21 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0awww did the wikkle babies get their feewings hurt when they were murdering innocents
26.01.2026 21:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think you're neat
26.01.2026 19:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Very soon I will be
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If youโre interested in who I am and what it is I do/have done then hereโs a little introduction thread about myself and my work.
we are about to reach unprecedented levels of saucy British pre-watershed horniness. people are going to start orgasming over their crumpets
www.theguardian.com/food/2026/ja...
trick: a Yorkshireman's husband
26.01.2026 18:43 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0truth: a Yorkshireman's wife
26.01.2026 18:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0telescope: Yorkshireman forgets the word for an elephant's trunk
26.01.2026 18:41 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0biting people is short-coded imo
26.01.2026 18:40 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0haha yeah (hides snake treats) that's so silly (puts away giant heat lamp) who would even want that (cancels order for 50,000 live crickets)
26.01.2026 18:40 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0tentpole: a treeman's penis
26.01.2026 18:37 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0it's still good! very good!
26.01.2026 16:26 โ ๐ 74 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0idk any more man
26.01.2026 05:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0informally, if you donate to anything on standwithminnesota.com and email me proof of donation w/timestamp + your shipping address, I'll send you some leftover wibbly mail stickers :^)
26.01.2026 00:54 โ ๐ 125 ๐ 67 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0this is just to say
I am jorkin
the it
that was in the stripped club
and by it
haha, well
let's justr say
my peanits
forgive me
it was jorked
so pea
and so nits
itโs that time again
25.01.2026 18:19 โ ๐ 2781 ๐ 686 ๐ฌ 49 ๐ 44finally, Celeste is now old enough to drink
25.01.2026 22:41 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Small, free act you can do to bring some good in this world: add positive reviews to ALL you Steam games, especially the small indies. You don't need to write anything smart, just "game good" is enough. Every positive steam review tips the algorithm and helps your fav artists get more sales
25.01.2026 15:58 โ ๐ 1060 ๐ 410 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 27a photo of a product called "airport grade depression filler"
omg they rebranded ice cream
16.12.2025 21:39 โ ๐ 1155 ๐ 235 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 7letโs be primitive horses with mama
24.01.2026 21:34 โ ๐ 8006 ๐ 2953 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 10I suggested "A Quest To Find The Best Burger" as a silly example when asking a question about quest generation, which turned into an *actual quest* where we went to find the best burger in the land.
It was cursed af but who cares, it was delicious
what if it does a high-pitched anime girl "yum yum yum yum mmm yummy" every time
24.01.2026 13:56 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0a photo of the new x-ray machine that Canadian airports have. it's a special machine that means you don't need to remove your laptops! and it's shaped like if a croissant and a giant grub had a baby - it's big and white and segmented, with a button at the front that looks like an eye. the conveyor belt goes into its mouth, so it "eats" the luggage. yum.
I don't like security theatre or airport cops but I DO like the big worm that eats suitcases
23.01.2026 21:34 โ ๐ 223 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 6I completely missed you were coming to Canada. I'm so frustrated and sad for you that you had to make that decision, but I hope you are all able to have a good life here! And that immigration isn't too much of a pain!
23.01.2026 21:00 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0