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Kate Gray

@hownottodraw.bsky.social

I write games and jokes. Sometimes both. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง in ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ โŒ› past: games journalist & critic @ ONM, OXM, Nintendo Life, Kotaku, The Guardian, GameSpot, Xbox, Minecraft, etc ๐Ÿ”ฎ present: games writer @ Moonstone Island, Owlchemy, & Hello Kitty Island Adventure

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ya I wanna see that lil freak juggle eggs

27.01.2026 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please don't use ChatGPT. Even if you think you're immune to its damages, you're convincing its creators that it's popular enough to keep pushing on everyone, and therefore indirectly harming others.

27.01.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's possible to have a boss battle that works, but you really have to think about what you're actually saying with the boss battle! is there some kind of thematic climax within the battle, or are you just saying "uh so this is the guy with the most HP I guess"

26.01.2026 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mine is that boss battles are actually a very bad and boring way to end most games ๐Ÿซฃ

26.01.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love him

26.01.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love them all. sillier the better. make em long, turn them into horse, i'm here for it

26.01.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

awww did the wikkle babies get their feewings hurt when they were murdering innocents

26.01.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you're neat

26.01.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very soon I will be

โœจavailable for workโœจ

If youโ€™re interested in who I am and what it is I do/have done then hereโ€™s a little introduction thread about myself and my work.

05.01.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Nigella Lawson confirmed as new Great British Bake Off judge The TV cook and food writer replaces Prue Leith, who has stepped down after nine seasons on the show

we are about to reach unprecedented levels of saucy British pre-watershed horniness. people are going to start orgasming over their crumpets

www.theguardian.com/food/2026/ja...

26.01.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trick: a Yorkshireman's husband

26.01.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

truth: a Yorkshireman's wife

26.01.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

telescope: Yorkshireman forgets the word for an elephant's trunk

26.01.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

biting people is short-coded imo

26.01.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

haha yeah (hides snake treats) that's so silly (puts away giant heat lamp) who would even want that (cancels order for 50,000 live crickets)

26.01.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tentpole: a treeman's penis

26.01.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's still good! very good!

26.01.2026 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk any more man

26.01.2026 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

informally, if you donate to anything on standwithminnesota.com and email me proof of donation w/timestamp + your shipping address, I'll send you some leftover wibbly mail stickers :^)

26.01.2026 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is just to say
I am jorkin
the it
that was in the stripped club

and by it
haha, well
let's justr say
my peanits

forgive me
it was jorked
so pea
and so nits

26.01.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s that time again

25.01.2026 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2781    ๐Ÿ” 686    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

finally, Celeste is now old enough to drink

25.01.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
25.01.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 483    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Small, free act you can do to bring some good in this world: add positive reviews to ALL you Steam games, especially the small indies. You don't need to write anything smart, just "game good" is enough. Every positive steam review tips the algorithm and helps your fav artists get more sales

25.01.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1060    ๐Ÿ” 410    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
a photo of a product called "airport grade depression filler"

a photo of a product called "airport grade depression filler"

omg they rebranded ice cream

16.12.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1155    ๐Ÿ” 235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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letโ€™s be primitive horses with mama

24.01.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8006    ๐Ÿ” 2953    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

I suggested "A Quest To Find The Best Burger" as a silly example when asking a question about quest generation, which turned into an *actual quest* where we went to find the best burger in the land.

It was cursed af but who cares, it was delicious

24.01.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

what if it does a high-pitched anime girl "yum yum yum yum mmm yummy" every time

24.01.2026 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a photo of the new x-ray machine that Canadian airports have. it's a special machine that means you don't need to remove your laptops! and it's shaped like if a croissant and a giant grub had a baby - it's big and white and segmented, with a button at the front that looks like an eye. the conveyor belt goes into its mouth, so it "eats" the luggage. yum.

a photo of the new x-ray machine that Canadian airports have. it's a special machine that means you don't need to remove your laptops! and it's shaped like if a croissant and a giant grub had a baby - it's big and white and segmented, with a button at the front that looks like an eye. the conveyor belt goes into its mouth, so it "eats" the luggage. yum.

I don't like security theatre or airport cops but I DO like the big worm that eats suitcases

23.01.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 223    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I completely missed you were coming to Canada. I'm so frustrated and sad for you that you had to make that decision, but I hope you are all able to have a good life here! And that immigration isn't too much of a pain!

23.01.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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