round objects fine. all object must become round
08.10.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@hownottodraw.bsky.social
I write games and jokes. Sometimes both. ๐ฌ๐ง in ๐จ๐ฆ โ past: games journalist & critic @ ONM, OXM, Nintendo Life, Kotaku, The Guardian, GameSpot, Xbox, Minecraft, etc ๐ฎ present: games writer @ Moonstone Island, Owlchemy, & Hello Kitty Island Adventure
round objects fine. all object must become round
08.10.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0that's the triple crown!
08.10.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 013 Sentinels: Aegis Rim is $14.99 on US PSN buff.ly/3Ci2R3j
08.10.2025 16:15 โ ๐ 71 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 9Werner! Werner, itโs Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Herzog. You know that new sound youโre looking for? Well listen to this!
*holds phone up to flies buzzing around a decomposing corpse*
Pixelles, Dames Making Games, Girls Make Games, Stugan (not strictly advocacy/rep, but helped fund game devs based on applications), GDC's #1reasontobe, I Need Diverse Games, GaymerX, and maybe AbleGamers/Special Effect, although I think they're older
08.10.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think the introverted celebs are the only ones who talk about it! I feel even worse for them. Especially as it normally comes as an unwanted side effect of being really good at your creative pursuit, which you obviously enjoy doing :(
08.10.2025 16:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0what an insightful video! I've had a brush with microcelebrity (nothing close to Phil Fish, but enough to have been a Main Character on Twitter a couple times, ugh) and it's awful. Like the video says, it's thrust upon you and you are punished for it.
Also, I've hung out with Phil. He's nice!
I think to be a celebrity is to have your humanity denied. You are treated like a god, as if your thoughts are gospel, and your mistakes sacrilege. The money sounds nice. I don't think it's worth it to never have normality again. That's a vastly more interesting topic than your boyfriend's dick imo
08.10.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I don't feel sorry for celebs most of the time, but in the same way I think having a royal family is psychologically inhumane to the people within it, I think celebrity is not good for a person's wellbeing. I wish we heard more about it, even if it might come across as "poor little rich girl"
08.10.2025 16:02 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I sometimes wish I could be a Hot Ones-style entertainment journalist where all I do is talk to celebrities about how fucking weird it is to be a celebrity. What aspects of life are forever closed off because of fame? What's it like to get famous post-30s? Are they numbed to incredible experiences?
08.10.2025 16:02 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I often think about how celebrities must have interesting stories to tell, because their lives are so inaccessibly different to ours. Somewhere between rap god bragging and vapidly attempting to relate to "normal life" are the lyrics I wish Taylor Swift had wrote in her latest album
08.10.2025 16:02 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I was thinking an eight-year-old's birthday party. except I'm not allowed jelly or ice cream unless they're the protein kind
08.10.2025 15:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I would not be sane enough to be leaving reviews
08.10.2025 15:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0leaving my gym a 2โญ review because the PTs are amazing but their workout playlist includes 'Celebration' and 'Come On Eileen'
08.10.2025 15:48 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0oh. I thought you meant sexy feelings. because of a new sexier pikmin. I'm now mildly disappointed
08.10.2025 15:46 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Learned that I am being laid off from Heart Machine, and will be leaving the studio later this month.
Do you need a contractor? I've got a track record of leading scope-friendly script revisions late in dev. I have also done a lot of consulting on new IPs and pitches/demos. Feel free to DM me!
Hades II comic Melinoรซ (she looks very cool and powerful) Melinoรซ when Selene calls her โlittle starโ (she is a cute baby star being held by Selene)
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07.10.2025 18:01 โ ๐ 6316 ๐ 1403 ๐ฌ 24 ๐ 11make game about one coin, earn back several coin. that's pretty good returns imo
07.10.2025 18:40 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๋น๋ ๋์ ์ฃผ๋ฅ์ด๋ฅผ ๋ด๊ฐ์ ํ๋น๋ฐํฌํฐ๋ฅผ ํ์
07.10.2025 08:41 โ ๐ 137 ๐ 46 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1you're just livin that life
07.10.2025 00:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this got recommended to me by YouTube, and it deserves to have one billion views, so I'm showing it to you in the hopes that you will also watch it and share it, because it is so lovely
youtu.be/bV-2KfJtthE?...
you are a lot shorter than I imagined
06.10.2025 19:27 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NOOOO
Jilly Cooper was the smut QUEEN. 50 Shades for the 80s. I spent so much time smuggling her books into my teenage bedroom so I could read about the scandalous and horny lives of fictional polo players who were shagging their maids behind their trophy wife's back.
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Once the night lotion has been applied, the face is sealed. No new business. For the face
05.10.2025 01:56 โ ๐ 187 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0oh no time to eat scones for science
06.10.2025 12:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I accept
06.10.2025 12:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0scones on a plate. one is slathered with cream on top of jam, one is jam on top of cream. some context for this: in the UK, a cream tea is scones, topped with jam and cream, and tea. it is delicious. but one county, Cornwall, in the south east of England, says jam first is the proper way to serve scones. Devon, the next county over to the east, prefers cream first. it is a heated and delicious debate.
see, look! science!
I really preferred getting to taste the clotted cream when it was on top. Jam, I can have any day; the whole point of a scone is the clotted cream, imo.
Cornwall is right. Apologies, Devon
a plate of beautiful scones, jam, and clotted cream, being eyed up by a small thiefy fox plush (his name is fossage, like fox + sausage)
I did a scientific test to see if cream first or jam first was correct, and here is my take:
๐ค cream first makes for easier application, but makes for a jam-dominated flavour
โฅ๏ธ jam first is tricky - you have to smear the cream against the side of the scone - but the flavour is smooth and buttery
so true about puns. so true
06.10.2025 12:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0