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Seattle-based trans woman and Professional Sewing Person

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anyway sorry to add to the discourse, here's a picture of my cat as penance bsky.app/profile/thec...

03.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one told me to be transgender, but also no one told me I *could* be, and so I languished in a sort of gender purgatory until I finally saw what was possible if I let myself become the person I wanted to be

03.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

And I think that's the world that these people are stuck in. Gender and sexuality are so immutable to them that they cannot fathom a world that does not rely on that binary, rigid view of the world

03.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Until I was in my mid-20s I didn't even know that I *could be* transgender, since my only cultural reference points for trans women were either ultra-feminine gay men or middle-aged men with crossdressing fetishes

03.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The whole "you could just be a feminine man" thing is what kept the closet door firmly shut for me for years.

When I was young I frequently fantasized about being a girl and was secretly envious of women, but I wasn't attracted to men, so I just stayed miserable for years

03.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

One of our cats got diagnosed with Pretty Princess Tummy Hurt Disease so now she of course has to exclusively eat the expensive prescription food

02.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I WANT MY COFFEE SERVED BY A TGIRL AND MY ICE CREAM SERVED BY A TBOY AND I WANTED THEM TO BE PAID $30 AN HOUR TO DO IT

01.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 143    🔁 21    💬 2    📌 2
Gyoza, a large gray tabby cat with a white chin, has crammed his giant body into a box that is objectively too small for him, and is leaning into the corner with his opposite front paw draped partway over the side like he's trying to come across as super casual but failing.

Gyoza, a large gray tabby cat with a white chin, has crammed his giant body into a box that is objectively too small for him, and is leaning into the corner with his opposite front paw draped partway over the side like he's trying to come across as super casual but failing.

Gyoza update

01.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 53    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

13.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 8345    🔁 2424    💬 9    📌 4

you can't fool me, those are comic book sound effects of Batman beating up a henchman

28.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

27.02.2026 06:11 — 👍 11898    🔁 3259    💬 60    📌 43

I need you to understand the size relationship between this boy and the box he's poured himself into

26.02.2026 05:53 — 👍 54    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 1

"please welcome the the podcast our guest, who is recording live from a 10-year-old laptop in a 15 square foot room made entirely of smooth sheet metal"

17.11.2025 20:23 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

running for office on a single platform, which is that we send a decent quality mic and audio interface to every person who records or guests on a podcast

17.11.2025 20:20 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen Alt: An animated GIF of Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons pointing and going "HA HA!"

Happy to report that the WA state bill to require age verification to view adult content never even got out of its first committee this session and is officially dead as a fucking doornail

26.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 47    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0
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he killed the chatter with that last line

26.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 1527    🔁 470    💬 10    📌 14

I need you to understand the size relationship between this boy and the box he's poured himself into

26.02.2026 05:53 — 👍 54    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 1

im gonna be a little old trans lady one day and im gonna hold my little old trans lady wifes hand and im gonna give her a little kiss on the cheek and we're gonna be like 80 and we're still going to be alive and we're going to be happy

19.10.2025 03:49 — 👍 617    🔁 130    💬 12    📌 3

Waiting for the "I'm going to the Shapes Place" T-shirt drop

25.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there's a new trend among young people called "microliving" they close their eyes for a few seconds and experience a rich and fulfilling life from start to finish in their minds. birth. friendship. love. heartbreak. joy. loss. grief. death. but how does this affect their productivity at work

25.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 3268    🔁 709    💬 27    📌 23

went to the store

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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

25.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 5945    🔁 1088    💬 38    📌 15
Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

25.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 1626    🔁 547    💬 4    📌 12
Gyoza, a big grey and white tabby cat, sitting in a box that is much too small for him. He looks displeased

Gyoza, a big grey and white tabby cat, sitting in a box that is much too small for him. He looks displeased

Gyoza Update

25.02.2026 05:54 — 👍 81    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 2
Gyoza, a big grey and white tabby cat, sitting in a box that is much too small for him. He looks displeased

Gyoza, a big grey and white tabby cat, sitting in a box that is much too small for him. He looks displeased

Gyoza Update

25.02.2026 05:54 — 👍 81    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 2

Yeah, apparently it's a pretty sought-after box set so I lucked out there

24.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rewatching Evangelion the way god intended, a DVD thinpack box set I bought on sale at Best Buy in like 2007

24.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
DVD menu for Neon Genesis Evangelion with episodes titled: She said, "don't make others suffer for your personal hatred", Lilliputian Hitcher, and Those Women Longed For the Touch of Other's Lips, and Thus Invited Their Kisses

DVD menu for Neon Genesis Evangelion with episodes titled: She said, "don't make others suffer for your personal hatred", Lilliputian Hitcher, and Those Women Longed For the Touch of Other's Lips, and Thus Invited Their Kisses

very normal episode titles

24.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
DVD menu for Neon Genesis Evangelion with episodes titled: She said, "don't make others suffer for your personal hatred", Lilliputian Hitcher, and Those Women Longed For the Touch of Other's Lips, and Thus Invited Their Kisses

DVD menu for Neon Genesis Evangelion with episodes titled: She said, "don't make others suffer for your personal hatred", Lilliputian Hitcher, and Those Women Longed For the Touch of Other's Lips, and Thus Invited Their Kisses

very normal episode titles

24.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

HELL YEAH

23.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A close-up photo of a grey and white tabby cat's paw touching a black cat's paw

A close-up photo of a grey and white tabby cat's paw touching a black cat's paw

A Gentle Touch

23.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 34    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0