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Crystal Storm πŸ’Žβ›ˆοΈ

@thecrystalstorm.bsky.social

Seattle-based trans woman and Professional Sewing Person

1,802 Followers 263 Following 2,562 Posts Joined Jun 2023
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7 hours ago

Update: well that was unpleasant but it'll be worth it to not have to shave every day. Also I discovered that I can pay for it with my HSA card so that's pretty cool

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9 hours ago

I had laser done years ago which got rid of most of the dark hairs but my facial hair is like 50/50 light/dark so I still have to shave every day and I finally decided I'm tired of doing that lol

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9 hours ago
A selfie of me with a bunch of lidocaine cream slathered on my face with plastic wrap over it

Finally getting around to doing electrolysis on my face which will be great eventually but right now I'm really not looking forward to doing this every week before my appointment

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23 hours ago
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In case you missed it in the STELLATHON, @katbrush.art made a video performing/singing several of my posts and it is incredible, please watch it (pt 2 in replies)

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1 day ago

If you have a role with a high level of technical expertise in any field, half of your job is patiently explaining to guys like this in management why their idea is not only unfeasible, but expensive and stupid

oh and also these guys can fire you at a moments notice

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1 day ago

It feels like explaining to a child why they can't have ice cream for dinner every night

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1 day ago

If you have a role with a high level of technical expertise in any field, half of your job is patiently explaining to guys like this in management why their idea is not only unfeasible, but expensive and stupid

oh and also these guys can fire you at a moments notice

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1 day ago

peak industrial design on display here

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2 days ago

I live in Seattle and I think most of the libs here are terrified of saying "the wrong thing" so usually people don't ask those kinds of questions. I rarely get people using the wrong pronouns for me, mostly because people bend over backwards not to use any pronouns when they're talking about me

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2 days ago

I don't think I've ever been asked that directly, but when I told my old boss I was getting bottom surgery she asked if I was getting my boobs done too (she gets a pass though because she is married to a trans dude and co-owned the company with a trans woman so I think it was genuine curiosity)

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2 days ago
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. A PADD is shown up close held by a pair of hands. (Kind of looks like an old palm pilot and if you're not old this will mean nothing to you) 
The beautiful LCARS user interface is displaying the text, "GO AWAY."
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2 days ago

Leverage is such a dumb fucking show and I love it so much

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2 days ago
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Guido / ZX Spectrum / Blaby Computer Games / 1984

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3 days ago
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

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2 days ago

love to live on a peninsula that may as well be an island

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2 days ago

Sorry alarm, you must be mistaken, you see the sun isn't up yet and therefore it is still night, I couldn't possibly get out of bed now that would be silly

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2 days ago

Yeah, I love looking up the filming locations they use in each episode

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2 days ago

watching Leverage like ah yes, the majestic conifers, constant rain and grey skies of *checks notes* Boston, Massachusetts

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3 days ago
The poster art for Swords & Sorcery & Striptease: Fabulous Fantasy Burlesque! featuring a full-color digital painting of a hot sorceress in an impractical purple, red, and gold costume shooting lightning from her hands. Other text reads:
Hosted by Rebecca Mm Davis
Featuring:
Tarzan
Onyx Asili
Crystal Storm
Alexa Perplexa
Miss Elaine Yes
Eddie Van Glam
Verity Germaine
Scarlett O'Hairdye
Olivia of the Stage
Mar 28th 2026 | 18+ | $30 GA | $40 VIP
Doors 7pm | Show 7:30pm
Youngstown Cultural Arts Center
4408 Delridge Way SW Seattle, WA 98106
unnaturalredheadproductions.com

#Seattle, are you ready for SWORDS & SORCERY & STRIPTEASE: Fabulous fantasy burlesque?!

Big weapons! Bigger hair! Tiny costumes! Epic soundtracks! The rolling hills of Middle Earth! The dark forests of Redania! Mar 28th!

www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-stay-up-late-show/swords-sorcery-striptease

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3 days ago
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@lichenaday Β· Your Daily Lichen Blog Budding lichenologist (pun intended) and ornithologist hoping to educate both you and herself on lichens

www.tumblr.com/lichenaday

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4 days ago

The novelty blogs are an underrated feature of Tumblr, like I'm literally following a blog that just posts pictures of lichen and another one that's all pictures of semi trucks with the word "trans" on them

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4 days ago

I mean that's basically why I did a vow renewal after I transitioned, also you get some great new wedding photos

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4 days ago

The novelty blogs are an underrated feature of Tumblr, like I'm literally following a blog that just posts pictures of lichen and another one that's all pictures of semi trucks with the word "trans" on them

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4 days ago

people make fun of Tumblr but it's nice to take a break from The Horrors and scroll through a social media feed that's just cool pictures and dumb jokes

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5 days ago
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'
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5 days ago

Standing in line at the grocery store? Waiting for the bus? Why not take a moment to look at your phone and

✨ Witness The Horrors ✨

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5 days ago

Standing in line at the grocery store? Waiting for the bus? Why not take a moment to look at your phone and

✨ Witness The Horrors ✨

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5 days ago

since women's day is an hour shorter this year, women will be taking that hour from another day at some point during the year. we don't tell you when, but it will happen

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