Crystal Storm 💎⛈️

I love how on DS9 when they need to show that a woman from the mirrorverse is evil, they make her a slut who is kind of gay

ugh

ugh

Ah yes, it's that time of year when I get to simultaneously enjoy the beauty of the sunrise and get mad at the fact that I'm up early enough to enjoy it

Pirates of Penzance boldly asks the question, "What if everyone in your opera was an absolute dumbass and also half of them were pirates?" and IT FUCKING SLAPS

I was trying to remember the plot of this show since I haven't seen it in a while and I feel vindicated because basically nothing happens, 10/10 would recommend

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen and I love it

About to engage in some extremely sophisticated culture*

*Pirates of Penzance

Thank you! I've really been enjoying letter carving lately

A wood panel handcarved with the words "ALL CATS ARE BEAUTIFUL"

made a new sign 🐈‍⬛

THAT'S MY HOT WIFE

A hairy beige cat mascot with green eyes and a red jacket stands in a park.

Kaneta-nyan, a laid-back cat, is the “Chief Relaxation Officer” of Kanetaya Furniture Store in Chiba City. As a professional in relaxation, he proposes a relaxed and comfortable lifestyle. When he eats peanuts, he suddenly starts talking passionately about furniture and interior design.

I've been trying to decide what to carve in that blank space and I think I'm going to do something based on this incredibly cunty image from my cat's appetite stimulant medication

my pumkin
he is everything

Getting absolutely fucked up trying to imagine the other furniture Dr Caligari might have

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

Turns out letters with curves are really difficult to cut cleanly unless you have several different radius gouges

A wood panel handcarved with the words "ALL CATS ARE BEAUTIFUL"

made a new sign 🐈‍⬛

The Logitech T-CD2-6F TrackMan (1991)

Ciabatta baguette

Please welcome to the stage your next performer

I’M A FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS

a little orange kitten wrapped up in tape and gauze so the vet can examine it

here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands

I'll be honest, I didn't count on the furries finding this one

A YouTube video about woodcarving titled "How to carve a hare's head - Bosting the Ears part 2

who up bosting their ears

“Come with me if you want to live” - The Terminator
“Live with me if you want to come” - Lesbians

i actually transitioned because one time someone asked if there was a "big strong man around who could help" and i really really didn't want to do it

Yeah like I'm trying not to look a gift horse in the mouth here but also I'm like, "am I doing it wrong? am I too normal??" lol