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Living with spankos means even the furniture is chosen with spanking in mind. 😏

Please

Them: what are your weekend plans?

Me to them: oh, I have to deal with some accounting errors, you know how it is

What I mean:

Update: We have found out over the last 48 hours that we were very incorrect and she does NOT wish to coexist with other cats, she wishes QUITE STRONGLY to be an only child. But what a lovely, cuddly only cat she will be for the lucky person who doesn’t yet have a cat in their life!

I saw it earlier this week and I thought it was amazing! Both the writing and the acting! It was funny, informative, engaging, and emotional. So if you can, go see it!

If you are kinkster (or even a vanilla) in the Greater Seattle area, and don't already have plans for this Friday or Saturday evening, I strongly recommend going to see "Puppets" performance on the UW campus: www.eventbrite.com/e/puppets-a-...

1.4M views · 28K reactions | Hacked California crosswalk buttons played fake messaged in Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg's voices. | NBC News Hacked California crosswalk buttons played fake messaged in Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg's voices..

How great is this?

We’re celebrating Titty Tuesday with @summerhart.bsky.social and @gwenbunnybun.bsky.social won’t you cum celebrate with us? 😘

•No Target.
•No Home Depot.
•No Goya products.
•No sports with teams owned by MAGAts such as MSG teams like the Knicks and Rangers or events produced by Anschutz Entertainment.
•No Amazon, if possible.
•No WSJ, NY Times, or NY Post. No Fox. No CNBC. No Fox-owned stations like WNYW or KTTV.

The most effective things left for us to do:
•Don't buy any Tesla products.
•Crash the economy. Don't buy anything you don't absolutely NEED.
•Don't buy anything from MAGA-supporting businesses, ESPECIALLY small local businesses.
•Don't watch any MAGA-supporting TV channel or network.

START NOW!

HEY LGBTQ+ NYC: I am looking for someone who can volunteer to teach basic self-defense and deescalation to a LGBTQ+ group at a women’s shelter. I can google; but I would also love some personal recs and referrals if you’ve got ‘em!

Love it! #spanking

All aboard!

Spring is springing again, so it's time for another Pacific Spanking Association meetup! Join us Sunday, March 16th to meet some local likeminded spankos - RSVP at psaparties.org

Hello independent journalists of Bluesky!

I am so happy you’re here and greatful for the work you do in these harrowing times.

I am a sex worker and would appreciate if you would not use sex work/ selling sex/ prostitution as a way to insult or explain actions of individuals or groups.

Currently booking for TASSP Texas All State Spanking Party June 12-16. Send a message through My website’s Contact form to schedule your Sublimely reddened arse.

Sadly the respiratory gods have decided I will not attend GASP in Georgia later this month. Gonna spank ‘em all

See y’all in Texas! 💋💜

Serbian opposition did this in parliament today. Just a thought for Democrats.

they won’t though because they’re cowards

TOMORROW

Reminder that instead of attending Donald Trump's first address to Congress tonight I'll be hosting an open-to-all town hall on Facebook live at 6 PM PT. You don't need a Facebook account – or to be an Oregonian – to tune in. Look forward to seeing you all soon.

A splitgill mushroom that looks very much like an anus grows off the bottom of an upturned branch in a bare winter forest. All photos by me

Here is a nice mushroom

Luke and Anna explore the forest and find a very anatomical mushroom

Hey so I'm not seeing many people talk about how the budget that just moved through the House would kill lots of poor and disabled people by significantly reducing funding for Medicaid www.google.com/amp/s/www.nb...

amazonian 1. (of a woman) tall, strong, or forceful: 2. relating to the area around the…

Cambridge Dictionary seems to have a good definition though - dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionar...

these fuzzy shorts giving straight 🍑 vibes

DO NOT FORGET

Who was upstairs watching me get in trouble? 😡

Pretty girl butt, OTK! I don't know how old this pic is but I would guess around 10 years old. Enjoy this blast from the past!

Quote with a pic where you felt elegant AF.

I'm in desperate need of hard spanking! Turn my cheeks into the prettiest shades of red 🥺