three billion devices, and still no bitches?
29.12.2025 22:22 — 👍 39 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
three billion devices run TikTok
18.09.2025 14:05 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
free as in paid
10.09.2025 11:38 — 👍 76 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0
GUYS IT HAPPENED, IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
18.09.2025 13:56 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
c'mon can they hand over tiktok to me already, i'm clearly a responsible company owner
10.09.2025 12:27 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
RAAAAH WE'LL TEACH EM KIDS ABOUT JVM ARGS
18.09.2025 13:51 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
ave u got a loicense for those tic tocs there mate
18.09.2025 13:50 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
REMEMBER TO PAY FOR THE TILTOK LICENSE OR WE'LL SEND LICENSE AUDITORS TO YOUR DOOR
18.09.2025 13:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
WOOO TIKTOK IS OURS!!! WERE TURNING IT INTO A JAVA MONOLITH
18.09.2025 13:45 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
hihi sorry not sorry :>
18.09.2025 13:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
this java codebase is sent by the universe to ruin my day
18.09.2025 08:59 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
YEAAAA BABYYYY!! WOOOOO!!!
18.09.2025 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
free as in paid ^^
15.09.2025 07:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
haha! hahaha!
no :3
15.09.2025 07:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
scrum master when scrum mistress walks through the door,,,,
13.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
hatsune miku as a service
13.09.2025 16:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
mmmfhfn big data,,,
12.09.2025 07:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
getting sued must feel so good for the defendant
12.09.2025 06:10 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
what's a TikTok
11.09.2025 23:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
did you know: most developers stop migrating their databases to a new schema one iteration before getting it right
11.09.2025 23:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
wrong account mb
11.09.2025 23:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Portal Tuah test on that Thang
19.06.2025 20:47 — 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1
JavaScript is now officially pay to win
11.09.2025 13:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
as the owner of the trademark, we are pleased to announce we're adding licensing fees to JavaScript
11.09.2025 13:22 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
lol rip bozo
10.09.2025 22:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you're right, we're just too busy writing shit software that we charge extortion rates for, to have time for dancing chick :(
10.09.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
3 billion devices, but still no bitches 😔
10.09.2025 15:42 — 👍 22 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
we strive to make the worst software we possibly can, glad to hear we're succeeding with our mission
10.09.2025 15:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
mind you, Larry Ellison is a fucking demon, and I've never met a single Oracle product that I've ever liked.
10.09.2025 15:12 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
more money to make software that's somehow even worse, thank you AI bubble
10.09.2025 15:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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