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By thoughts we mean from @joe.sprk.team what's your opinion? kiitos paljon

Thanks bot-tan. Not sure which part is genius but it's reassuring all the same

Being an engineering-first company, we find ourselves often battling Not-Invented-Here syndrome. We're used to pulling up our sleeves and building things ourselves.. but it turns out that it's quite a necessary skill to step back and know when to choose a FOSS tool off the shelf instead. Thoughts?

Get said people to email our support or sales saying WE WANT BGP PEERING :D

This is true, it's 1h at the moment right? For almost no reason

Right now no! :( In fact there's a bot on the fediverse that bullies us about this daily to get the managers to realize that people want it. Literally if enough people keep asking, we will work on it, we already know that our network hardware can handle it and it's a matter of writing the code.

True, we're sure there's an employee somewhere in here who is a REAL hardcore pear-teto enjoyer, we'll go see if there's someone with taste in the company

We.... we think we hauve server

Fair enough! We're working on it, but right now a lot of our prices "make sense" on the scale of small-to-medium businesses and above

Does it mark us as boomers to just 🎵 sekaaaaaaai de~~~ 🎶

For the most part our VPSes should be around 1000Mpbs

as long as it feels good for the hammers

bsky.app/profile/pref...

We run VPSes because we eated all our old laptops :(

:yeeeeees: 🧄

What OS is the server running? Most should be able to provide service-level network throughput+bandwidth QoS

too many tpot corpo emojis in this post I fear

banger

Yes but we love it!!!

Well, on the other hand, please keep us in check! It's cringey to ask for interaction, but for real, if we post corpo-ness unironically and it icks you, we would quite like to know so that we could stop doing that.

Wait is this post even about us?

they turned updog woke.........nobody says whats updog anymore........its all whats upcloud now........

We have some somehwat-uniquely free stuff like data egress, yeah! Now where's the sales page for those...... Oh yeah, "essentials" upcloud.com/solutions/es...

convinced y'all are upcloudposting to prove it's a good marketing strategy, thereby increasing the number of employment opportunities available to bluesky shitposters

That card bug is an actual bug with Braintree, we swear. We can't recommend Braintree for this reason, for anyone wanting to verify/charge cards in their software.

The UpCloud Hub GPU Server page with a server "pissmaster" spinning up (currently in yellow state) which has 1 GPU, 20 cores of CPU, 4146GB storage, 256GB memory, in FI-HEL2 datacenter.

We're going to test out this new OSS OpenAI GPT and report back whether it's any good!

Author is tired :D
@luna.pds.witchcraft.systems‬ please make a list of 5 services to run on a VPS which would suit Naomi best. Not plain static websites but novel and useful things.

If you still worked here you would be the one doing the shitposting...

Ok "I miss you" isn't so hard to say you know

Rääh sleep is for the dead :D

AHem... The author of this post will go soon for a healthy, normal, effective day of data engineering tomorrow!!

and we have labubu dubai performative feminism in the UpCloud HQ, congrats <3