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Jay Lagorio πŸ……

@jay.lagor.io

Massachutean in Maryland doing the work that needs to get done. Licensed Private Investigator. Hacks and NatSec, but in a weird way. CFP Board for @districtcon.bsky.social

174 Followers  |  118 Following  |  146 Posts  |  Joined: 25.02.2023  |  1.7238

Latest posts by jay.lagor.io on Bluesky

There's a lot of people who insisted when you blow up society you start from the baselines of the liberal world order. Those who knew better of course needed legions of suckers. You can't beat the ride.

03.08.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I think really the story of the past ten years was people taking for granted 21st century liberalism was locked in and therefore you could just kinda be fashy for a laugh only to realize a moment too late Skinhead Steve wasn’t joking after all.

03.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3278    πŸ” 637    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 42
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01.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I assume he orders the robots to kill the poor, hungry, and diseased people and then has the AI write his texts to his children

01.08.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1299    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 3

Some people are concerned coding agents will stop me from learning code. I appreciate the concern, but I'm 39. I've been coding all my life. I know too much about code. Please release me from my prison of knowledge

28.07.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking this away is worse than never having offered it in the first place (though I wonder how many Americans were aware of this new rule)

22.07.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

21.07.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7393    πŸ” 1696    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 74

Trickle Down to Hell, bitch

20.07.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jason βœ¨πŸ‘ΎSaaStr.Ai✨ Lemkin (@jasonlk) .@Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database

This thread is incredible.

20.07.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4205    πŸ” 1245    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 642

We finally found a way to make chatbots profitable. Our software will give mentally vulnerable people Computer Madness and then send them out to do robberies

19.07.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2920    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 16

Health insurance companies will spend unlimited amounts of money on everything except *checks notes* actually providing health care

13.07.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Was a ton of fun to talk about the 0day market and Pall Mall at Summercon! Thanks for having me πŸ’•

12.07.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Submit!

12.07.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re proud to announce the Review Board for DistrictCon’s call for papers! Our CFP will open next month, and we're excited to receive all your submissions! www.districtcon.org/cfp

07.07.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Word's getting around now!

07.07.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't it weird how we have examples of once believed relatively harmless viruses causing serious problems later in life and people still don't care about contracting a brand new novel one, multiple times?

30.06.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A framed 14x11 motivational poster from IBM. It has a gray background. The header says β€œQuality” and there is an inset frame of Challenger on the launchpad. The bottom says β€œDefect Prevention… It Matters.” with a classic IBM logo in white.

A framed 14x11 motivational poster from IBM. It has a gray background. The header says β€œQuality” and there is an inset frame of Challenger on the launchpad. The bottom says β€œDefect Prevention… It Matters.” with a classic IBM logo in white.

I saw this poster on eBay. It was way too expensive. Then I realized which shuttle it was.

I did some digging and IBM HQ immediately recalled and destroyed them. Guess they missed one.

Whatever, it was my birthday a few days ago. $350 later and this is on the way to my apartment.

25.06.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1350    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 17

*Laughs in Dialogic Brooktrout*

29.06.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, if everything is going in the shitter, there’s no reason to have anti-gay people have all the fun; start making religious objections to all sorts of stuff. The Ten Commandments getting put into class all over, for instance. That’s at least 40% religious orthodoxy.

27.06.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3123    πŸ” 624    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 23

We could avoid all these annoying debates about whether Fahrenheit or Celsius is better if we just abolished numbers like I've been arguing for for some indeterminate amount of years

23.06.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 719    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 5

Excavator everyday

29.06.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deeper cut: yo what up my fine feathered stork

21.06.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But do you toil part time at the cold stone creamery

21.06.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No one ever realizes this but I say "I pretty much just say whatever I want" pretty frequently and I'm actually quoting Christopher Walken in an SNL sketch where he claims that he ignores the script and just does whatever he feels like. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜„

21.06.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember people giving Kamala Harris shit for using wired headphones, as Vice President of the United States

08.06.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It is pathetic how easily network news executives let right wingers manipulate them. Terry Moran rightly calls Stephen Miller a hater driven by bile, and ABC News accepts the idea that this is β€œunhinged” behavior. Critiquing people abusing their power is the JOB of journalism.

08.06.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3469    πŸ” 755    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 27

Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"

26.05.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7560    πŸ” 2891    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 85

"I wish it need not happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

We must defend those targeted by TFG to resolve their fear.

23.05.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

American politics in a nutshell:

1. Democrats don’t use power because they’re afraid Republicans will do it too
2. Republicans do it anyway
3. Repeat

21.05.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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