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Tex-pat raising a feisty demi-goddess. Missing good BBQ and Tex-Mex and nothing else.

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That was the KGB handler handling his asset. I guess we can at least count it as a win that Count Chumpula didn't immediately announce he was handing over Alaska?

15.08.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Clots and prayers!

07.08.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I for one think it was cool and good that nothing was done in the last four years of Democratic control to rein in the Supreme Court, I'm glad the norm respecters won out and we're all living in a rich norm-filled paradise today.

14.07.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2286    πŸ” 503    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Superman didn’t β€œgo woke.”
Star Wars didn’t β€œgo woke.”
Sesame Street didn’t β€œgo woke.”

They were always woke, you’re just fucking stupid.

11.07.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2433    πŸ” 501    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 22

He writes like a temporarily impoverished Nigerian prince scammer.

07.07.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To all you "Christians" gloating and laughing about the cruelty of Alligator Alcatraz:

Jesus would like a word.

And then a ferocious slap.

02.07.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11740    πŸ” 2245    πŸ’¬ 687    πŸ“Œ 141

*Biden tries to forgive student loans*
SCOTUS: Whoa there, that is, uh, a major question. Which means you can't do it.

*Trump revokes part of the constitution*
SCOTUS: Obviously, we got to give the President the benefit of the doubt on this one.

27.06.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7775    πŸ” 2780    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 72

You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work.

You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.

Get your lies straight.

10.06.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 29737    πŸ” 9597    πŸ’¬ 725    πŸ“Œ 397

My theory on this fight is that they’re both extremely stupid assholes and their brains are made out of cottage cheese and silly putty.

05.06.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3

"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child

23.05.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5502    πŸ” 825    πŸ’¬ 508    πŸ“Œ 525

You can't find an old white guy who didn't harass women? Hard pass.

18.04.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your post just convinced me to join LWV! Thank you.

17.04.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

03.04.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 46774    πŸ” 11571    πŸ’¬ 1001    πŸ“Œ 687

Oh good, it's not just me who is bewildered!

27.03.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm stuck on the "not a doctor" part of this...WTF!

25.03.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hope the email lady is having a great day

24.03.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 717    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

Sweet Cream with Junior Mints crush-in for life! Have to get my fix every time I take off from AUS.

20.03.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Controversial ex-judge from Oregon appointed to Trump administration Vance Day was suspended from the bench in 2018 after refusing to wed gay couples.

Don't leave out "neo-Nazi". www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

26.02.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, at least she's chasing a useless shiny object instead of anything more damaging she could be doing?

25.02.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair is giving a thumbs up and saying he 's gonna fix the economy . ALT: a man with long hair is giving a thumbs up and saying he 's gonna fix the economy .

Can we all just agree that Mike Judge was Nostradamus?

12.02.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone else have an overwhelming desire to just rip that nasty looking billy goat chin wisp right off his face? Just me?

11.02.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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He should be disqualified based on his shitty fashion sense alone.

06.02.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't blame her for staying silent right now, because she'd just be accused of sour grapes. But where the hell are the rest of them, the ones who actually won their elections?! I'm mystified and enraged. Typical Dems, bringing rubber knives to a nuclear war.

01.02.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Constituent here. Do not vote for ANY of Felon 47's nominees. Why on earth would you make anything easier for the party that is clearly intent on destroying every single one of the agencies they are nominating unqualified sycophants to lead??

31.01.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Recursion by Blake Crouch

31.01.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! Will Adam Lazarre-White be narrating the audio version again?

31.01.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're just giving shouty Grandpa some stuff to sign so he feels busy and important.

30.01.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like the raw milk peddlers, I encourage them to drink up! Darwin gets the last laugh.

29.01.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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