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I'm actually flattered by Epstein's kind words, Michael Jackson sang "I am bad". After a while we realized what he meant by that. But he's nowhere near as bad as I am, I'm the baddest.

"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey #Epstein

16.11.2025 08:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Megyn Kelly, Pam Bondi and Marjorie Taylor Greene are all fools, on slightly different levels. Sooner or later they will realize that I have exploited them the same way I have always exploited women. Shamelessly and ruthlessly. Pam is obvisiouly not there... yet.

15.11.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Megyn Kelly, Pam Bondi and Marjorie Taylor Greene are all fools, on slightly different levels. Sooner or later they will realize that I have exploited them the same way I have always exploited women. Shamelessly and ruthlessly. Megan is obvisiouly not there... yet.

15.11.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The brutal awakening is here! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

15.11.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lucky for her Epstein is dead, but there are other sexual predetors out there. I'm not one of them anymore, since my penis is now smaller than a little weenie and the blue pills no longer helps. SAD!

#Trump #Viagra #Epstein #Megan #Kelly

15.11.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just filed the divorce papers.

15.11.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So her relatives were actually here long before us, even before the United States was formed. My proud ICE boys only follow my orders, they have no idea of what they are doing. SAD!

14.11.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I say it is a hoax, a fabrication, quite simply. But leading Democrats and liberals (my opponents simply) are involved in this hoax, which is, after all, a fabrication by the Democrats themselves. I hope that now everything has become clearer to you, thank you for your interest in this matter

14.11.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does anyone think I'm protecting Bill Gates or Bill Clinton from being exposed? Joe Biden maybe? I speak very kindly of him, don't I? Even now that he's seriously ill with cancer, I don't show the slightest empathy for him. I'll throw them to the wolves without hesitation. How stupid can you be?

14.11.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here is my twin brother that also is named Donald Trump, we look almost identical! He is the one that Epstein is talking about, not me!

14.11.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now you might understand why Iโ€™ve said that Saint Peter wonโ€™t be letting me through the pearly gates.

#Trump #Epstein

14.11.2025 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itยดs not me in the Epstein files, it's that other Donald Trump. Not many people knows that I have an identical twin brother with the same name as me.

14.11.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Russians have always been nice and poured money over me, expecting nothing in return, is that a crime really?

#Trump #Putin #Krasnov #Russia #Epstein

14.11.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And it will cost just as much when a normal president change it back again. So $4 billion in total. Worth every cent!

13.11.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You got me! ;-)

13.11.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just now I casually sent $500 million to my Russian weapon dealer! Money back guarantee, with interest paid in Vodka!

13.11.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeffrey Epstein was also extremely professional, that's why I hanged with him so much. And all those pretty gals, time of our lives.

#Trump #Epstein #BadCompany

13.11.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Democrats lost the election because they weren't relatable to everyday Americans

13.11.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1488    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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I'm sure I'll go to the history books, in what form I'm not so sure. The peacemaker? The warmonger? The pedophile or the 21st century Marie-Antoinette?

#Trump #Ballroom #WhiteHouse

13.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only suckers and haters are welcome!

13.11.2025 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not many people knows that I have an identical twin brother with the same name as me.

#Trump #Epstein

13.11.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Those losers that worked without getting paid should continue to work twice as hard now when the paycheck eventually comes!

HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU YET? (To me, that is)

12.11.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The only thing Mike really knows is that he must obey me.

11.11.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The promised $5 000 check is now down to $2 000 and that is entirely sleepy Joe Bidens fault (as always when something bad happends).

#Trump #Tariffs #NationalDebt

11.11.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My philosophy is that one should not dwell on the past, let what has been be forgotten and forgiven (if there is anything for me to gain from it). Except for wrongs against myself of course, I never forget such things, or forgive.

#Trump #Potus

11.11.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't she get the PM I sent to everyone? Grocary prices are down down down, just as unemployment and inflation. She seems to be losing her mind. SAD!

11.11.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ship was about to sink, I won't deny it, but then the Democrats came and saved us. We can get the lifeboats out of the sea, the danger is over. Too bad Marjorie Taylor Greene was so easily frightened that she swimmed away with the rats. No invitation to the ballrom opening for her!

11.11.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She seems to have lost her mind completely, lucky for me the Democrats have more of those individuals than I do. Marjorie Taylor Greene can't count on an invitation to the grand opening of my new ballroom (if it ever gets finished).

11.11.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one in the world knows as much about food prices as I do. I know this even though I haven't been to a grocery store since the early 1970s.

11.11.2025 09:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not on my watch! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ

11.11.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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