Bryan Mortensen

ship shape in LCARS background kinda looks like the new combadge…

Can we just send Donald to voicemail from now on…? Asking for a friendly country

So many Canadians here!

On day 1 of my vacation and just that mini pause already gave me 2 aha moments on how to reduce some work stress upon my return!

Expect extra questions, take a burner phone: Immigration lawyers weigh in on travel to the U.S. | CBC News Amid stories of travellers facing hurdles or even being detained at the U.S. border, some immigration lawyers say Canadians should expect extra questioning, have plenty of documents on hand and even c...

Hey Canada,

Lawyers are recommending you leave your main mobile phone at home and buy a burner phone if you need to travel to the US.

THIS MEANS YOU SHOULD NOT BE TRAVELLING TO THE U.S.!!!!

Pass it on.

I think we should set up a help line for people that voted for Trump and have lost family, jobs, financial security etc as a result. I don’t think we ought to help, but the recordings will will feel so damn good to hear.

Ok trans and queer folks. We all watch for the warning signs. This is it. Get out of Texas if you can. Go. Go now.

Ah my Canadian friends, don’t go to Florida. I even try to avoid booking connecting flights into the state.

We need to ban Teslas in Canada. Tariffs not enough.

A tweet from ununusual_whales @ununusual_whales with a breaking news headline: 'BREAKING: Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with the President Trump at his Florida compound, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a group setting, per WIRED.'

Bribes. They’re known as bribes.

DNC CHAIR KEN MARTIN LEADER HAKEEM JEFFRIES NATIONAL UPDATE & CALL TO ACTION A VIRTUAL EVENT WATCH AT YOUTUBE.COM/THEDEMOCRATS

It’s about damn time!

Everyone please tune in tomorrow night, Wednesday March 5th to hear the Democrats plan to fight for our country.

I’m ready for leadership and actionable steps!

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Today would have been my Dad’s 80th.

I really need to finish my novel in time for it to get banned by the Trump Administration. Fingers crossed.

I hope America is as lucky as the upside down Delta jet. Everyone survives but the right wing explodes.

“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”

Do we really need to see more? Kind of tells you a lot about his cult following. We know the sensible choice, dont we 😉
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#markcarneyforPM

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Knowledge is power…

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

Is now a good time to remind folks that Donald Trump is a convicted felon and cannot come to Canada without special permission. We should not let him attend G7 in June.

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...

Contest closes Saturday!

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I have decided that tomorrow, I will communicating exclusively through gifs and withering stares.

As Trump, the Republicans, and their voters continue their unforgivable betrayals of humanity, I turn to Star Trek to lift my spirits. If only calm and kind minds could prevail. Anyone who still supports this president Is not just a fool, but a traitor to humanity - he’s shown you who he is.

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