Limp Astronautilust

It doesn’t cost that much to go to the local gun store and buy a semi-automatic rifle. That would be a better weapon.

My kid is just a demon in human clothing.

Might have to just stop watching Thursday Night Football because all it is is commercials. #NFLonPrimeSucksDirtyBunghole

I’m not on social media to argue with people about shit that I don’t care about.

I’d abandon social media completely if it weren’t where I get my porn.

I can finally say Happy Halloween unironically. How did it come to be October already? 🧙 🦇 🕷️ 🧹 👻 👹

Tech companies really called themselves the Language and the Idea of Ideas like they thought they were God.

I’ve never met a person exactly like me. I must be the only normal person in the world.

Pretty much everyone is a fucken weirdo. (Not me tho. I’m one hundred percent normal. No doubt about it. Yessiree.)

We just haven’t heard about AOL instant messenger yet.

Slurvy isn’t a real word. But it should be.

It’s healthy for people to do a social media detox whenever they feel like they want or need to. Sometimes even when they don’t feel like they need to, they should.

They’re always only like 75 to 200 years early on their futuristic predictions.

Tracing is like bowling with the bumpers on and using the push roller. Anybody can do a good drawing if they just trace it. AI art is like bowling with one leg tho. It isn’t possible for AI art to be good.

Faces in the wall

Face me, I want to see you

My idea to cool the planet back down is to take 100,000 rockets and point them down at the earth facing towards the Sun side of the earth and do a controlled simultaneous burn to push the earth farther away from the Sun. Boom, problem solved. 5 degrees cooler, easy.

I wish there was more Alien: Earth immediately available. 😭

I need a backup channel. Being captive to commercials is bowlsheeit.

Get that sweet sweet propofol injection and just keep it pumping into your IV

Should I be like a store and put my Xmas decorations out tomorrow?

Sensually Yours

I feel like I’m always impressed with the artistic skill of trans artists and mentally ill artists. Maybe something about living in the periphery of society makes a good artist. I don’t know. Just a bit of a generalization/observation of what I see. Not that it’s true for everyone.

Butt cheek hands

I don’t have kids, I have psychopaths.

‘Death to all Billionaires’

Flesh tone color isn’t really my thing

‘Death to Billionaires’

Quite welcome. Thanks for sharing your beauty with us.

Hand studies

‘Death to Billionaires’

Explosive in all three phases: democrat billionaires, republican billionaires, and independent billionaires.

‘Death to all Billionaires’

Hey American friends, are we liking living in a fascist dictatorship so far?

‘Death to all Billionaires’