andresito, M.S.

Throwing out every single thing I own in the next 30 days so if you’re interested in possessions lmk!!

Count Von Count in the studio. Bert, Ernie, Cookie Monster and other look on in horror through the viewing window.

Needing to wash my hair just made me miss out on a sexy man coming to my apartment… brb shaving my head and also wishing I was never born

THIS.

This is so well executed and the perfectly white Nike socks are selling it to me personally 😋💙

would absolutely celebrate this holiday with you 🙂‍↕️💙

big fan of your work 🙂‍↕️💙 as usual

hellfire would rain down

range 😙

the answer is yes 🙂‍↕️💙

we luv the hero’s journey trope 🙂‍↕️💙

What you said was valid tho you was really cooking 🙂‍↕️💙 next time I’ll be on it, promskies

two women standing next to each other with one wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a man on it Alt: SZA and Keke Palmer standing next to each other looking around confused and a little stunned

Accidentally read this as “Legends of SZA” and then realized I was thinking in the wrong niche, my bad 🤧💙🤭

thank you many, sexy and informed is a big slay 🙂‍↕️💙

Link to the shorts tho?? 👀👀

I am famously the yapper, however my man is like a were-yapper and once every full moon when the candle is lit by a virgin, he starts talking and I’m convinced not even blunt force trauma would get him to stop 😪 (I would never try it but he be doing a lot 🤭)

Bringing your cream-filled treat a cream-filled treat is so sweetie cutie 🙂‍↕️💙

This is my DREAM 😭

The white Nikes happy trail combo is doing numbers in my house 🙂‍↕️💙🤩

They do!! They released this movie called haul out the holly last year for Christmas and this Halloween season they’re doing a “sequel” called Haul out the Halloween!! They also hilariously had a real estate one called 3 bed, 2 bath, 1 ghost 🤣🤣🤣

Good read I’m a big fan of this 🙂‍↕️💙

I can feel this picture 🤩

Tom Y Jerry Tom And Jerry GIF Alt: Jerry hand over mouth trying with slight tremor

I have a complex relationship with the Following tab here bc all my favorite girlies are there (win) but girlies are real people who don’t post all the time bc they live lives (win) but then sometimes I see all of the most recent posts and I get repeat posts (L). Maybe I need a life to live 🥴

a black and white photo of a statue of a man 's face Alt: Statue of David blinking in frustration

Need an invite to a gay Halloween party so that I can be Michelangelo’s David and just be naked on display 😮‍💨

Rest in RIP queenie bop 🪦✊🏽😔

like in a sexy way or…? 👀

if he wants to fuck tonight he is gonna have to ride it because i am the sleepiest guy™ ✨😴✨

Hottest thing I’ve heard in a while 🙂‍↕️💙

Being a puppy parent is being more viciously ill than you have in a long time and understanding that your baby dog is with 1000% certainty will repeatedly climb onto you just to jump as hard as he can off of your stomach when all you want is rest…

“Are You Smarter Than 5 Gay Rats?”

Direct quote from my man today:
“How do I make buttered noodles? Do I just add butter to noodles??” 🤠🫩