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@hippobottomus.bsky.social

Fat ass and medium amount of dick

386 Followers  |  176 Following  |  436 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.6222

Latest posts by hippobottomus.bsky.social on Bluesky

Is the plural of rendezvous rendezveese?

14.10.2025 03:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got to work and realized I forgot my headphones

13.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Road tripping in the middle of a man sandwich 😍

12.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Something thick and veiny for your Friday 😌

10.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Not my mom outing girls from my high school while we’re on the phone

09.10.2025 23:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Do you want tight muscle pussy or not?”

09.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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08.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 1807    🔁 391    💬 11    📌 6

Biting at the chomp

07.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Straight woman at the Home Depot flirted with me

07.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

T breaaaaaak *just parked at work*

06.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The lion does not concern himself with pookie leaving him on read 😔

05.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hmmmm or what?

04.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Catching strays but never a damn break 🤧

04.10.2025 15:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Feeling very 6’-5” today 😌

04.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Relationship Status: it’s complicated

03.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The duality of best friends: one who sometimes likes me and one who is beyond tired of my shit

03.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You can’t ask me to work on a Friday when there’s more cock on the timeline than tasks on my to do list

03.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t think my life insurance policy would enjoy how much I like a hand around me throat :/

02.10.2025 12:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I just wanna tell you that some people have war in their countries”

02.10.2025 05:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

… alright lil guy 😌

01.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Skipping lunch today so I can out eat the other gays at all you can eat sushi

01.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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01.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It’s cocktober 1 and I didn’t wake up to somebody in a jock and ghostface mask at the foot of my bed with a knife :/

01.10.2025 12:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just used “y’all’d” in a sentence somebody please hit me with a muffler

30.09.2025 17:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he isn’t twirling your bush hairs by 6 am, get a new man

30.09.2025 13:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was just thinking about how much I hate this 🫶🏻

29.09.2025 17:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gonna put on some music to cook dinner 😍😍

28.09.2025 21:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoever ties up the rotisserie chickens at Costco is a little freak 🫦

28.09.2025 19:48 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I fear I’m losing my whimsy

28.09.2025 13:22 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

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