@hippobottomus.bsky.social
I like the beat
I love being married because every day is fcf ๐
05.12.2025 19:18 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Showing my boss all the good candles in sale at BBW rn since heโs always looking over my damn shoulder
05.12.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Im like if a bard only knew songs by Tate and Sza
04.12.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I had to get a d*ctorate just to mix two liquids and put them on ice for 30 minutes?
04.12.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My 31 year old brotherโs fourth top song on sp*tify is No Hands?
04.12.2025 03:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A stunt that the
crowd wonโt be
liiii-eeeve
The new couch? ๐
03.12.2025 17:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I got a
trick up my
sleee-eeve
I hope this email kisses you on the forehead
02.12.2025 17:10 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You know what we should wear tonight?
02.12.2025 14:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Damn and just like that itโs already dickcember
02.12.2025 14:11 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Boss is out today and Apple Music hit me with Genie in a Bottle at 9 am
01.12.2025 16:08 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Going into work when I should be headed to a big cabin in the mountains where all my friends live together ๐
01.12.2025 14:12 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cold hands, fat cock
01.12.2025 07:12 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Everyone's pipes when the weather warms back up:
21.01.2025 19:06 โ ๐ 75 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Lighting up all the Christmas decor and a bl*nt just to sit down and get shafted by Rellana for another 15 tries ๐
30.11.2025 15:17 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Can yall redo that over 30 thing in a few years i get FOMO :/
30.11.2025 15:10 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Tattoo tomorrow has me excited wanting to stay up like a little kid at Christmas
30.11.2025 04:07 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Whatโs the name so I know not to watch omg ๐๐คข๐
29.11.2025 16:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Friend was mean to me in a dream do I cut them off yes or yes
29.11.2025 16:38 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Broke out the Christmas decorations and cracked a sprite winter spiced cranberry โ feeling very fa la la
28.11.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Rolling my ass back from a Thanksgiving where everybody could cook ๐๐ผ #thankful
28.11.2025 04:50 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โTime for my nightly jerkโ
28.11.2025 03:52 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Gooooooood morning turkey bitches whoโs ready to be thankful for me today
27.11.2025 12:58 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I just know itโs fat and hairy ๐ฉ
27.11.2025 04:35 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Texting pookie I miss him even though I saw him less than 48 hours ago
26.11.2025 00:39 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like to think of max load guidelines more so as a suggestion. For gym equipment and myself.
25.11.2025 14:51 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Consecrated snowfield got hands, damn
25.11.2025 01:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Susan Sarandon carried that movie on her damn back and for what??
24.11.2025 23:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Craving a stupid little walk-in flash tattoo
24.11.2025 17:41 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
