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If you would throw every single person mentioned in the Epstein files in jail, you would have a higher success rate of β€œgetting bad guys” than ICE.

03.02.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.01.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You forgot to mention her most famous horror flick, β€œThe Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening”

31.01.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Abolish ICE is not enough.

Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.

We need prosecutions and trials.

Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.

26.01.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 32099    πŸ” 8790    πŸ’¬ 877    πŸ“Œ 470

There was a term that fake news was based on, β€œLΓΌgenpresse” which is German for lying press.

You can probably guess where Trump got it from (it’s the Nazis, always the fucking Nazis).

22.01.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kid in a hat and backpack, maybe 5, getting detained

Kid in a hat and backpack, maybe 5, getting detained

This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.

21.01.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6258    πŸ” 1945    πŸ’¬ 408    πŸ“Œ 1165

β€œBest we can do is a stern letter, I’ll get my aid to grab the typewriter.” -Chuck Schumer

22.01.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From Narwhals?

07.01.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So was Epstein killed mainly to protect Trump?

17.11.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being OK with Trump being an actual pedophile pal with Epstein is a line at least 4 out of 200+ house republicans will not cross. 98% of the house R’s still support pedophilia. It’s a start at least, hopefully more will turn even at this point not due to their morals, but when it becomes politics.

13.11.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that just called β€œthe weekend” to him?

31.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDonald Trump to pardon Prince Andrew and award him back British Titles. Stating that he has authority to do so because of 1776 and he was unfairly persecuted by the Marxist Leninist Extreme Communist King Charles.”

31.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

D- all of the above

29.10.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The White House hasn’t seen this level of destruction since 1814.

24.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This gif was used in this neckbeard’s application to ICE

15.10.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When he split his soul into his fourth Horcrux (pair of golden Trump shoes this time), the rest of his hair fell out.

15.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

6/ Sure the House isn't here so Rs don't have to explain why they want premiums to go up and why they want to fund Trump's corruption.

But also because they don't want to swear in member-elect Adelita Grijalva. Since she would be the deciding vote to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

14.10.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4030    πŸ” 846    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 22
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#WarRavagedPortland

08.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 36253    πŸ” 11255    πŸ’¬ 1269    πŸ“Œ 1807

Protestors should come to the protests dressed up like Ice agents, especially those with open carry permits.

24.09.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FCC Chair Carr’s post from 12/30/23:

Free speech is the counterweightβ€”it is the check on government control. That is why censorship is the authoritarian’s dream.

FCC Chair Carr’s post from 12/30/23: Free speech is the counterweightβ€”it is the check on government control. That is why censorship is the authoritarian’s dream.

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18.09.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 31260    πŸ” 8118    πŸ’¬ 853    πŸ“Œ 402

Big Brother had very equitable comps this week. Will was equally unable to have a chance in any of the 3 options to save himself. They were all equally impossible. #bb27

12.09.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point, I hope Keanu wins while being wrong about everything the entire game. It’s the only fitting end to this.

12.09.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

08.09.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Way to fix #bb27 right now:

Send Rachel back in with Lawon’s special power.

06.09.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AR15s have more protection than children.

29.08.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially if it adds a second head and becomes the New California Republic

21.08.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Keanu and Rachel are somehow the final 2, there is no way this isn’t a top tier season.

21.08.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morgan Vince and Lauren just thought up a new season idea that is literally BB9…. #bb27

30.07.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But these are red

23.07.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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