Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙

Right now, there’s a theater troupe somewhere rehearsing a version of “No One Mourns the Wicked” that they’ll perform on the street the day Trump dies so it’ll go viral on social.

Any bookseller should have it or be able to get it for you. There are 2 English volumes widely available

A sweet manga about a baker and an actor

This is the epidemic of the investor economy where they continually put the cart before the horse and try to skip the demand part and jump right to the end of already being a huge chain.

They also expanded too quickly in the most expensive places while selling the most ubiquitous food you can get literally anywhere.

A movie that takes place where you’re from

You cannot complain that cancel culture ruins lives when Donald Trump was re-elected President after he was cancelled for being a felon, a rapist, and the worst President in history.

Please don’t eavesdrop on my calls

Based on current tech culture, I’m certain that in the Terminator future, Skynet would have human collaborators who would happily act as Terminator familiars.

Well, this was adorable

I had that monitor with my first computer

This is when culture peaked.

Of course, then they really lock in to the song about a guy having a desire for a “little girl” with no adult supervision.

Republicans just perk up at the letters “USA” like when you hear your name in a conversation you weren’t paying attention to, because that’s the only way you miss the intent of this song when the very first verse is about being born in a dead end town where you’ve been beaten down.

Republicans listening to “Born in the USA”: “Woah, this guy gets to go kill the yellow man and then work in a refinery? Sweet! And his friend dies so he doesn’t have to raise his damn kids? That’s the dream!”

This is enough to turn me off of men entirely.

Zohran is standing the way I would in a family photo I don’t want to participate in but feel obligated.

One of the benefits of Republicans’ constant attacks since passage is that it’s forced the public to realize that “Obamacare” and “the Affordable Care Act” are the same thing and it was only propaganda that made them reject it originally.

He’s literally standing over Trump.

I was really hoping that once parents found out about 6-7 and started trying to be cool by saying it that kids would reject it as lame

Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”

TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”

ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”

I will just say … this is accurate

I think it’s also possible he thinks that’s MBS.

In the new season of Stranger Things, El should have one of those hydro-backpacks hikers use but filled with blood hooked up intravenously to replace all that she’s losing through nosebleeds while using her powers.

As far as I’m concerned, all characters on television are queer unless they specifically state otherwise, preferably in a very special episode.

Having to share a crowded Las Vegas elevator with drunk car dealers is my idea of hell. Guys who can’t find the button for their floor that’s already lit, not aware of other people’s space, tossing out slurs, trying to press buttons for floors we’ve already passed.

Whether they know it or not, this corporate dinner is bi pride coded

I mean, they fired the people who were going to show us jobs numbers, so I don’t think we will see those

Seems like the Trump administration is having trouble getting anyone without Nazi tattoos to sign up to serve his police state where they commit war crimes and are prosecuted by the next President while he’s immune.

And people like Lindsey Graham are pretending this is encouraging lawlessness, but it’s protecting the troops because while the Supreme Court may have found Trump immune from giving illegal orders, troops can and will be prosecuted for following illegal orders (also known as commiting crimes)