Do you Chicago St. Patrick’s Saturday at Eataly, or are you not gay?
glasses!
that’s the most adorable thing i’ve ever heard
wow ultimate peace
i was just about to say that my voting guide is @tomtomchi.bsky.social
Maura on Traitors is just one girl telling herself “exactlyyyyy”
Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan on Traitors.
Make them both traitors so they have to work together.
really looking forward to being regaled. it’s been a long time since i’ve been like totally regaled.
omg this sounds like the perfect day. where’d your fav tower at?
omw
and no invite? wooooow
i miss it ever time 😔
it’s my bday. slide into the DMs
you reallyyyyy are
Snapchat?????
my grandpa passed last weekend.
my siblings & i are averaging about a death every year or so right now & like how is one supposed to sustain this 🫠
hello 👋
as a Professional Griever™, my advice to anyone who loses a loved one is to say “it’s what they would have wanted” after doing anything at all
with her doll dressed as little mary
next time!
got my hairs cut by the wickedly talented @svenbark.bsky.social
i was put on this earth to give gay men stories to tell to their boring friends
then he just kind of stared at me blankly and i filled the silence with “her name is Batricia”
i just remembered that as he was leaving, a guy i hooked up with last night asked “what is this?” and i had to say “oh that? that’s my taxidermied bat…”
lol *professionalism
if we can’t maintain professional, it might be best to continue this conversation at a later time.
on my way
for this, i have to subject you to my creed and/or red hot chili peppers impressions at next karaoke night. you choose the poison.
i hate when you karaoke without me bill you know this
