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Dr Tess Machling

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Archaeologist, gold & torc researcher, chocolate artefact maker & mum. Often post about cats who aren't mine... Views all my own 😊 Green party 💚 She/her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Work on torcs & gold: https://bigbookoftorcs.com Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/tess317409

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I will... just not today! 😊

04.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'll have a think...

04.03.2026 13:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Errrrr... OK...

(she said, remembering the sheer cold panic of making a chocohedron!! 😂)

04.03.2026 12:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Faceted black and white diamonds onion the wall on the Elizabeth Line in London.

Faceted black and white diamonds onion the wall on the Elizabeth Line in London.

Diamonds...

04.03.2026 10:14 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You too! 😊

04.03.2026 07:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly. 😔

04.03.2026 07:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Tweet from the Dubai Police:

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@Dubai PoliceHQ

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Sharing rumors, false information, or any content that contradicts official announcements or that may cause public panic or threaten public safety, order, or health is prohibited.

Violators may face criminal penalties, including imprisonment and fines of no less than AED 200,000.

المعلومة مسؤولية .... ونشر الشائعة جريمة

Think before you share. Spreading rumors is a crime

Penalty of no less than

200,000

غرامة لا تقل عن

حبس لا يقل عن سنتين

Imprisonment for no less than two years

FINE

Tweet from the Dubai Police: Dubai Police شرطة دبي @Dubai PoliceHQ Follow Sharing rumors, false information, or any content that contradicts official announcements or that may cause public panic or threaten public safety, order, or health is prohibited. Violators may face criminal penalties, including imprisonment and fines of no less than AED 200,000. المعلومة مسؤولية .... ونشر الشائعة جريمة Think before you share. Spreading rumors is a crime Penalty of no less than 200,000 غرامة لا تقل عن حبس لا يقل عن سنتين Imprisonment for no less than two years FINE

Interesting how those arriving back in the UK are saying how scary it all was, what they saw etc.

Meanwhile, actually in Dubai...

(P.S. There's also a lot of folks claiming influencers are being paid to say all is well...)

04.03.2026 07:28 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
A white chocolate comb with animal head ends

A white chocolate comb with animal head ends

A replica of a Viking antler comb about 7 inches long with a black criss cross design and animal head ends

A replica of a Viking antler comb about 7 inches long with a black criss cross design and animal head ends

As I'm off on an adventure, I'll leave you with this.

My white #chocolate and edible paint copy of a #Viking antler comb from, I think, ?London somewhere.

#Archaeology 🏺

04.03.2026 06:30 — 👍 59    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

I rarely go on adventures nowadays, but I'm off on a small one tomorrow and it's very exciting to little ole hermit me! 😂

03.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

Trump, live, just now.

'In my opinion, they were going to attack...'

We're in this sh1t thanks to Trump's 'opinion'.

03.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It had been snowing, but they didn't want snow so they brought in these huge snow blowers and gritters to get rid of it all... really was fascinating to witness. Went in for 4 days in all.

And all for a few photos and a 2 minute film...

03.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very much so. Great time!

03.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was hilarious - we got notice to move the cars in the road, but no detail, then this huge film crew arrived, then he was spotted & word got round - I had to kick a paparazzo from my front garden, & there were screaming young girls running up & down the road being chased by security guards!!

03.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I lived in Camden in the late 80s... used to see all manner of stuff, so I can totally relate!! 😂

03.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂😂😂

03.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Harry Styles dressed in a gucci dressing gown with a live chicken sat on the chip shop counter in front of him...

Harry Styles dressed in a gucci dressing gown with a live chicken sat on the chip shop counter in front of him...

My house is top right in this photo...

(It was a photo shoot for Gucci!!)

03.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very much alive...

03.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A post of mine from 2018, that will never not make me chuckle:

"Ok. Now here is a phrase I never expected to utter!

Harry Styles is in the chippy at the end of my road and he's dressed in a Gucci dressing gown and is carrying a chicken!!! 😂"

03.03.2026 16:12 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1

Absolutely.

03.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Israel escalates attacks and prepares for ground invasion of Lebanon Israel's latest attacks on Lebanon are part of a months-long series of Zionist incursions that break ceasefire agreements

Guess Trump isn't only a 'useful idiot' for the Russians...

www.thecanary.co/global/world...

03.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

The Cyprus bases were forced upon them, so that's a whole other story.

03.03.2026 10:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I still wish we hadn't let them use UK bases though - if we're going to get crap from Trump we might as well have stood our ground there too...

03.03.2026 09:57 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh nice. Jeroen is hugely clever! And yes, it is very Art Deco.

02.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂😂😂

02.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty! ❤️

02.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The newly cast dirk in a water cooling bath

The newly cast dirk in a water cooling bath

The Dirk being removed from its sand mould

The Dirk being removed from its sand mould

James with the first go at the Oxborough Dirk

James with the first go at the Oxborough Dirk

No, crosswise. It's a kind of bubbly irregular wide line - they seem to have poured upright from "handle" end with 2 consecutive pours of bronze.

We had a go at casting it with James @ancientcraftuk.bsky.social but with one pour as we had bigger crucible, and for first go, it worked pretty well.

02.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
5 dirks of similar type on display at the British museum.

5 dirks of similar type on display at the British museum.

It really is huge... and so difficult to make when a single crucible couldn't deal with that amount of metal.

I got really interested in the Plougrescant-Ommerschans dirks and it was fab to see 5 of the 6 together at the BM World of Stonehenge Exhibition.

02.03.2026 18:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's a fabulous thing, isn't it?

02.03.2026 17:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The huge Oxborough Dirk,  a kinda big sword but without a grip, made of bronze and lying on a table at the British museum.

The huge Oxborough Dirk, a kinda big sword but without a grip, made of bronze and lying on a table at the British museum.

Was reminded today of when we had the middle Bronze Age Oxborough Dirk off display so my ex could make replica.

A huge 71cm long & weighing 2.4kg, this was tricky thing to cast & seems to have been done with two pours of molten bronze (there's a slight line about half way down it!)

#Archaeology 🏺

02.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 42    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Well. Everything has been washed... sofa throws, chair throws, cushion covers, blankets, even all my bedding. I've even put everything back together and sat in the sun for a bit...

... but I'm still f*king livid about our ruddy government!! 😫

02.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0