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Tim Kelly

@tkathens.bsky.social

Athens, GA by way of Maryland. Terrible at profile descriptions and coming up with pub trivia team names. Great at projecting stats for the Shire-wide softball league.

144 Followers  |  380 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.0077

Latest posts by tkathens.bsky.social on Bluesky

Reese’s Crunchy?! As in crunchy peanut butter filling?! Did I know about this?!

09.09.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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give me a bag of these and you don't even have to worry about the money

21.08.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5077    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 82

Exactly. I would have been furious if we pulled a Pirates and kept all these guys for absolutely no reason

31.07.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

G. Gordon Liddy cut me off while
I was driving home on I-95

13.06.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I HAVE to be the first person to ever see this product, yes? Otherwise, I feel like we should all have been talking about this long ago and a LOT more.

Anyway, America is doomed.

06.06.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have to think this account has a library of β€œactually…” takes on Attack of the Clones and Rise of Skywalker

30.04.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we get Statcast to determine whether there has been more real clapping or sarcastic clapping at Camden this year by O’s fans?

30.04.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait for 2026!

30.04.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a fan of the Orioles in good standing, I’m filing a complaint tonight against Mike Elias for breach of fiduciary duty in the Baltimore City District Court.

Requested relief: literally any starting pitcher and a lineup that can manage to get one player on base against a left hander

30.04.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait for Sam Perlozzo bobblehead night

27.04.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love our lifeless, pathetic husk of a team! Feels like 2000-2011 all over again.

27.04.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopeful?! Based on their off-season and now in season moves - I don’t believe the Orioles care one way or the other about the 2025 season

27.04.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Benching O’Neill against a lefty in favor of O’Hearn batting 8th….things are going great!

24.04.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man, this sucks. I grew up with the Washington Post - always wanted to go down the driveway to bring it in, but my Dad would practically take it from the driver’s hands at 4:30am each morning.

Any recommendations on how to support the writers - I’m all ears.

27.02.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Todays Alps (β€œBroken”) Kroger (Athens, GA) observation: why does everyone refuse to use the single, loose carts that shoppers have returned at the entrance in favor of wrestling with the jammed up stack of carts returned by staff? They’re all germy as hell so save time and grab the free ones. Thanks

31.01.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@gdgrossman.bsky.social welcome neighbor!

29.01.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, credit where it’s due, I was calling out Taqueria del Closed for their hours WAY before it was hip.

28.01.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love you man, but the Varsity has always been an Athens tradition I’ve turned a blind eye toward.

It all began with my first visit - my order of fries was delivered in a greasy wad shoved inside a paper sleeve. Horrifying

19.01.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sauron won

16.01.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Opinion | The band that taught Gen X it’s better to fade away than to burn out Michael Stipe just turned 65. It’s the end of R.E.M. as we know it (and I feel fine).

Great article appreciating R.E.M. The band members made wonderful music, but there are lots of lessons from the way they went about their business that made them great.

15.01.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bobo’s collection of run-up-the-middle plays

07.12.2024 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had one wish this Christmas season, it would be to ban comedies from using the β€œif you’re a cop you have to tell us” gag. (and also for all the children of the world to hold hands and sing)

06.12.2024 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Foxworthy voice) IFFF your neighbor has chunky white Xmas lights in an orderly fashion around the edges of their roof….they miiight be a Trump voter

(apologies to all progressive Athens friends that have chunky white lights on their roooftops)

05.12.2024 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Student section impressed - stuck through it longer than most of the rabble. And Ireland won, ya?! Been meaning to watch more rugby, you’ll need to give me a rules crash course so I can jump back in

01.12.2024 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always thought if an offensive player scored a TD and then was able to dunk through the goalposts that should count for 2 points

01.12.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s all give it up for @clem1978.bsky.social who has to be one of the few UGA fans that got to sleep at 2:30am last night (after staying, till the end, of course) and then mustered the energy to go to Stegeman to watch the Dawgs tonight against Jacksonville. She deserves a statue

01.12.2024 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I played a game when I was a kid I’d pretend to be two different teams, throw a football up and out into the air, run and try to catch it. Get to a certain point in my yard and it was a TD. (I was a lonely kid).

My offense in those solitaire games was more explosive than Michigan and Ohio St.

30.11.2024 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta be: @griersonleitch.bsky.social

30.11.2024 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My face is still bright red - but I can’t tell if it’s the windburn or profound joy bursting through. @clem1978.bsky.social and Bruce were the real troopers toughing it out in the 600 level until being able to move down during the mini UGA fan exodus late in the 4th.

30.11.2024 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Four is too generous. Vocal fry alone drops it to a 3. Only redeeming element was the inclusion of Mr. Keaton himself, Michael Gross.

30.11.2024 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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