Tim Kelly

Tim Kelly

@tkathens.bsky.social

Athens, GA by way of Maryland. Terrible at profile descriptions and coming up with pub trivia team names. Great at projecting stats for the Shire-wide softball league.

154 Followers 385 Following 44 Posts Joined Nov 2024
6 months ago

Reese’s Crunchy?! As in crunchy peanut butter filling?! Did I know about this?!

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6 months ago
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give me a bag of these and you don't even have to worry about the money

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7 months ago

Exactly. I would have been furious if we pulled a Pirates and kept all these guys for absolutely no reason

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9 months ago

G. Gordon Liddy cut me off while
I was driving home on I-95

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9 months ago
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I HAVE to be the first person to ever see this product, yes? Otherwise, I feel like we should all have been talking about this long ago and a LOT more.

Anyway, America is doomed.

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10 months ago

Have to think this account has a library of “actually…” takes on Attack of the Clones and Rise of Skywalker

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10 months ago

Can we get Statcast to determine whether there has been more real clapping or sarcastic clapping at Camden this year by O’s fans?

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10 months ago

Can’t wait for 2026!

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10 months ago

As a fan of the Orioles in good standing, I’m filing a complaint tonight against Mike Elias for breach of fiduciary duty in the Baltimore City District Court.

Requested relief: literally any starting pitcher and a lineup that can manage to get one player on base against a left hander

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10 months ago

Can’t wait for Sam Perlozzo bobblehead night

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10 months ago

I love our lifeless, pathetic husk of a team! Feels like 2000-2011 all over again.

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10 months ago

Hopeful?! Based on their off-season and now in season moves - I don’t believe the Orioles care one way or the other about the 2025 season

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10 months ago

Benching O’Neill against a lefty in favor of O’Hearn batting 8th….things are going great!

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1 year ago
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Man, this sucks. I grew up with the Washington Post - always wanted to go down the driveway to bring it in, but my Dad would practically take it from the driver’s hands at 4:30am each morning.

Any recommendations on how to support the writers - I’m all ears.

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1 year ago

Todays Alps (“Broken”) Kroger (Athens, GA) observation: why does everyone refuse to use the single, loose carts that shoppers have returned at the entrance in favor of wrestling with the jammed up stack of carts returned by staff? They’re all germy as hell so save time and grab the free ones. Thanks

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1 year ago

@gdgrossman.bsky.social welcome neighbor!

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1 year ago
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Hey, credit where it’s due, I was calling out Taqueria del Closed for their hours WAY before it was hip.

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1 year ago

I love you man, but the Varsity has always been an Athens tradition I’ve turned a blind eye toward.

It all began with my first visit - my order of fries was delivered in a greasy wad shoved inside a paper sleeve. Horrifying

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1 year ago

Sauron won

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1 year ago
Opinion | The band that taught Gen X it’s better to fade away than to burn out Michael Stipe just turned 65. It’s the end of R.E.M. as we know it (and I feel fine).

Great article appreciating R.E.M. The band members made wonderful music, but there are lots of lessons from the way they went about their business that made them great.

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1 year ago
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Bobo’s collection of run-up-the-middle plays

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1 year ago

If I had one wish this Christmas season, it would be to ban comedies from using the “if you’re a cop you have to tell us” gag. (and also for all the children of the world to hold hands and sing)

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1 year ago

(Foxworthy voice) IFFF your neighbor has chunky white Xmas lights in an orderly fashion around the edges of their roof….they miiight be a Trump voter

(apologies to all progressive Athens friends that have chunky white lights on their roooftops)

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1 year ago

Student section impressed - stuck through it longer than most of the rabble. And Ireland won, ya?! Been meaning to watch more rugby, you’ll need to give me a rules crash course so I can jump back in

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1 year ago

I’ve always thought if an offensive player scored a TD and then was able to dunk through the goalposts that should count for 2 points

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1 year ago

Let’s all give it up for @clem1978.bsky.social who has to be one of the few UGA fans that got to sleep at 2:30am last night (after staying, till the end, of course) and then mustered the energy to go to Stegeman to watch the Dawgs tonight against Jacksonville. She deserves a statue

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1 year ago

I played a game when I was a kid I’d pretend to be two different teams, throw a football up and out into the air, run and try to catch it. Get to a certain point in my yard and it was a TD. (I was a lonely kid).

My offense in those solitaire games was more explosive than Michigan and Ohio St.

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1 year ago

Gotta be: @griersonleitch.bsky.social

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1 year ago

My face is still bright red - but I can’t tell if it’s the windburn or profound joy bursting through. @clem1978.bsky.social and Bruce were the real troopers toughing it out in the 600 level until being able to move down during the mini UGA fan exodus late in the 4th.

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1 year ago

Four is too generous. Vocal fry alone drops it to a 3. Only redeeming element was the inclusion of Mr. Keaton himself, Michael Gross.

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