🏳️‍⚧️🎮 The Real Alpha Nerd 🎮🏳️‍⚧️

{When SE lets us put friends from other servers as tenants}

THIS IS WHY I LET YOU DECORATE THIS HOLLIDAY

My tears froze as they rolled over the stone railing, leaving thin streaks of ice behind. He'd died weeks ago, but it still felt like it just happened. The only person that could hear me whimper "If only I'd been stronger..." was the Fury, and I didn't know if she was even listening.

The sun comes up, as it always does, shining light onto the world. The world turns around it, guided by the laws of the universe. Me on the other hand, I can't even get out of bed reliably.

The red faded from my vision as the soldier hit the floor. I started to feel something in my hand as Nefertari departed back to the void - something warm, slick, twitching slightly. It was a Garlean heart, still softly beating.

{people have always been this rude. it's just a lot easier for them to show off how rude they are now.}

{fuck you bsky let me be verbose}

My hands are shaking, my neck is sweating, and my eyes are wide as dinner plates. The echo of Deathflare resonates in the cave, and all that's left of the monsters is a few piles of unrecognizable ash. The movement of aetherflow provides release, but this... this is a new kind of catharsis, and now I must have MORE.

@shu.etheirys.social "catharsis"

If it's not All Saints Wake, don't ask me to decorate for it because i have no enthusiasm for any other holiday.
@chaland-leva.bsky.social ON THE OTHER HAND...

I AM RUNNING AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND NOT TELLING ANYONE WHERE I AM GOING

{Let's give this a whirl, I wanna see what you all hear.}

lesgo

Literally the Last Person
@chaland-leva.bsky.social 's wife roasting the Bean

YOSHIDA GIVE US HEX CODE HAIR GOD DAMMIT

{i choose door 2 because watching people get salty about me enjoying myself is the purest form of schadenfreude and while it isn't as satisfying as mudita, it sustains me quite well. i will probably goad him on incessantly.}

I'm typically a quiet sleeper, but if I'm feeling particularly ill with some kind of sinus crud, I do snore a little bit. HOWEVER. If I'm in a Cat Sleeping Position(tm) and my head is like, really tilted back or something, I can snore like a chainsaw. I've woken myself a couple times like that.

I have Resting "Are You Fucking Serious" face.

3/3

2/3

Realization
1/3

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL BECAUSE THE MEN ARE NOT

#fourthwallbreak

*dying of giggles at reaction*

Those are just people with a hyperfocus.

I'm rating the JOBS, not you or your OCs. xD

have you done ANY of the bard story quests?
you'd KNOW xD