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@nerdcatte.bsky.social

NERRRRD, WoL, sassy li'l shit. Regular breaker of the fourth wall. Married to G'raha Tia. Open to AUs/multiships. Flagrant player self-insert. SPOILERS. What is chronological order? I suck at tags. {Brackets indicate the player is talking}

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Latest posts by nerdcatte.bsky.social on Bluesky

Always ready to travel with a light party.
Wherever the fuck we end up going.

10.10.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So that's what's in those things...

10.10.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Things cleared up fast once I got it out, but I still get bursts of neuropathy now and then. My aetheric alignment returned to normal, but the pain lingers, surfacing from time to time. I don't have any warning, I'll just be on fire for a couple minutes out of the blue. Stupid neurons.

10.10.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was NOT doing well. I'm naturally slightly umbral-aspected, so even after one I was getting headaches. Two gave me migraines and neuropathy. Third one made it worse. Fourth one and I was literally cracking like a vase, with all the pain that infers.
1/?

10.10.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if someone uses a slop factory with their gposes, they're a bad gposer. full stop, comments locked, mic dropped.

08.10.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brickhead

08.10.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...recently?
So that means someone still needs their kneecaps bent.

08.10.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...who made you have to say this?
I just want to have a chat.

08.10.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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graha tia and the long term effects of [attempted] soul fusion ๐Ÿ’Ž

#ffxiv #comic #graha #exarch

20.10.2024 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 729    ๐Ÿ” 403    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

*ANGRILY MOTIONS AT EASTERN LA NOSCEA*

07.10.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BUT IT WOULD BREAK THE IMMERSION FOR NEW PLAYERS
-SE, probably

07.10.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh shit i forgot i have one of those

06.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Relevant meme I made a while back

06.10.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 315    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH. RIGHT. I keep forgetting it exists.

05.10.2025 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...aren't most events hit point-based?

05.10.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

{*pop*}
Do what brings you joy. I hope you find happiness, sincerely. Don't be afraid to take a step out and a deep breath. Don't feel like you owe anyone stepping back in. A river leads to the ocean, but the ocean leads to all the rivers of the world. Go where you find peace in the current.

05.10.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FORDOLA IS STILL ALIVE, PEOPLE.
THERE'S STILL TIME FOR A REDEMPTION ARC.

05.10.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm bringing a Hawaiian pizza.
(Please just take me out.)

05.10.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last week on "Betrayed By My Own Body"...
{screenies by the lovely @chaland-leva.bsky.social and captions (mostly) by me}

05.10.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
gโ€™raha tia in his ARR outfit encased in blue crystal, asleep and peaceful except for a section of the crystal that has broken away, revealing his left eye, open wide in a shocked expression

gโ€™raha tia in his ARR outfit encased in blue crystal, asleep and peaceful except for a section of the crystal that has broken away, revealing his left eye, open wide in a shocked expression

w a k e u p !!

04.10.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1207    ๐Ÿ” 676    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I have to spam B for five minutes to skip his monologue or can we just get straight to the fight this time?

04.10.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blue. 100%

04.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rinh: "I'm doing pretty good, I haven't fucked anything up for like eleven years."
Cha: "Bet."
Rinh: "I HAVE BEEN FUCKING UP FOR ELEVEN YEARS."

04.10.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

featuring @chaland-leva.bsky.social

04.10.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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4/4

04.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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3/4

04.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2/4

04.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Backlog
1/4

04.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legally, I have two, the twins. But if you're talking about children I brought up from borth, no. And I don't think I ever will, barring some kind of miracle that would blow even the stuff I've lived through away.

04.10.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am absolutely not the scion that gives big speeches. That's Alphinaud and Urianger and the like. I'm the Scion that yanks you up off the ground by your collar, stands you up on your feet again, and says "Come on, we got this." I think actions speak louder than words. So I don't speech. I do.

04.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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