Jeremy Peterman𓅪

My brain is so poisoned that I'm only thinking about how many easy ways there are to earn a yellow for normal tactical fouls. It takes a real sicko to risk a red card to cash a bet like this.

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Fitzpatrick for a seventh. Mougey always wins with trades.

And here Jeremy describes the Timbers out of possession issues with flair #RCTID

(This is an OOP appreciation account so I had to include)

Great description of the Timbers in possession problems
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I couldn't resist. I love this section too much. #RCTID

he won by a LANDSLIDE

wow that's a goofy salute but I stand by it

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I could've chosen a multitude of sections for a highlight. But I think this is the most important one. #RCTID

Stuck in Base Camp 0-5. 1-4. Those two scorelines hung over the city of Portland for almost two years. One sent the Portland Timbers into a reckoning; a season-ending disaster that appeared out of seemingly nowhere but ...

My recap of yesterday's loss. #RCTID

Gotta add "consistently chasing" to those few words too

Cosmetic pressure! Poorly executed press triggers! A structure built to leave space in the middle of the pitch! Welcome to the Timbers experience!

It's advanced because they regularly park in the opponent's half but don't apply enough pressure for it to be considered a press. However, because that pressure isn't consistently applied, it is a purely cosmetic press instead of the active, in-your-face defensive stance that Neville does want

not a high press, an advanced block

Very good tweet. However, the real apocalypse will come when a Timber scores a hat trick in MLS play. #RCTID

Zero Portland shots in this time frame. Couldn't even progress the ball into dangerous areas. #RCTID

because quill likes to get weird with it

"I took the shot and when I saw it go in, I was surprised. The crowd was electric today." -Eric Izoita #RCTID

"Everybody's super happy for me." -Eric Izoita #RCTID

"I don't go into games with any pressure on me. Today, there should've been pressure, but I didn't feel any." -Eric Izoita #RCTID

"Everybody was telling me to go out and score, and I never scored a goal with T2. But today I knew I had to shoot from there, and I'm really happy about that." -Eric Izoita #RCTID

Eric Izoita says that he found out that he would be on the roster yesterday, and he found out that he would be starting today. #RCTID

"For me, it was just a regular game. I wasn't really looking at the opponents, it was about us." -Eric Izoita #RCTID

"It's been a really good experience. I'm thankful to all the staff for believing in me and giving me the opportunity." -Eric Izoita #RCTID

This was all four words of Neville's answer after Jeremy asked for his perspective about a 52 minute stretch tonight where Portland failed to register a shot. #RCTID

"Not at their level." -Phil Neville on the attack #RCTID

"Sometimes through failure, you don't fail but you learn. You only get better from improving from tonight." -Phil Neville #RCTID

"I think we're one of the best, data-wise, at quickly transitioning from winning the ball to scoring a goal." -Phil Neville #RCTID

"Aravena and Izoita were the players on the pitch that showed the most courage for me." -Phil Neville #RCTID