Doomed Since 1889

Nintendo sues pirate on Reddit AFTER repeatedly warning them to stop and being ignored.

Clowns who all pirate Nintendo games and think they're morally superior start fucking mouthing off on here and elsewhere.

It's always the same shit with these idiots.

There's some validity to the complaints about the game keys, but also it's VERY easy to tell when someone that's complaining wouldn't have bought the game regardless.

Nintendo had to RAISE THE DAMN PRICE of the Switch because of the child rapist currently illegally occupying the White House.

Anyone who dismisses this as "Nintendo being greedy" needs to fuck off.

It's Trump.

All of this bullshit is TRUMP.

People who want Nintendo to go "third-party" are too stupid to understand that all that would happen is Sony and MS would start fighting over who gets to shit on the corpse of what's left of the gaming industry.

More massive layoffs by Microsoft.
"Here's ten reasons Nintendo is the devil and should be destroyed!"

Using a Switch 1 flash cart I believe.

Reality check: Morally bankrupt pirates getting their Switch 2 systems banned and trying to scam people by pawning them off on them is NOT Nintendo's fault.

Hey.
Fuck Nazis.

That means you, ICE scumbags, Trump, Miller, and any other mother fuckers behind the kidnapping of innocent people.

If I could get away with it (probably couldn't, won't try), I'd make a shirt with Cranky Kong looking at a skeet/comment/etc of someone saying that "Nintendo piracy is always morally correct" bullshit and have him saying something like "Kids these days have no morals!"

Only reason I'm messing around with that is I want to make merch designs for the site and I have no idea what to put on them.

If I knew Japanese I could say whether this makes ANY sense, but it's supposed to say:
"It is always morally correct to pirate Nintendo games."
- Morally Bankrupt Asshole
(Google translates it back to English as "morally bankrupt motherfucker" lmao.)

「任天堂のゲームの海賊版を入手するのは常に道徳的に正しい。」

- 道徳的に破綻したクソ野郎

Reality check: It is not "morally correct" to pirate Nintendo games.

These people NEVER say this about games on other systems.

I really need to work on the site (and my other sites), I'm paying too damn much for hosting and need to do something to make it worth it...

This isn't 1991 where people are "confused" about the SNES (to the point of trying to call it a scam) vs the NES.

Nonsense like claiming the "2" is in the wrong spot on the box is just a pathetic attempt to push this narrative.

I guess some of the media is going to try to pull the same crap they did with the Wii U and manufacture a confusion narrative for the Switch 2, by either making it up or talking to complete idiots who claim to be "tech-savvy."

Hope Nintendo's legal department is watching all the brain dead morons bragging about pirating Switch games on Twitter.

It's fun when they just put all the evidence for what would be fully justified legal action out there themselves.

And they ALSO think Switch 2 will be as easy to emulate.

Hardcore dumbass Trump supporters who shit on Nintendo for "getting political" (aka trying to figure out how to deal with his economy destroying tariffs) as an excuse for not buying something they weren't gonna buy anyway are truly the most pathetic losers around.

You can thank the orange moron and all the fucking idiots who voted for him for the un-Nintendo like price for the Switch 2.

It will only get worse the longer he's around to fuck things up.

Advice: If you've already decided that the Zelda movie is going to be "fucking awful" please never speak of it again on any platform.

Since you clearly have no real interest in it beyond trying to de-hype people for no reason.

Reminder: Anyone who says Metroid Prime 4 looks like a "game from 2007" either has no idea what games looked like back then or is just a fucking troll acting like a console-warring child.

You can safely dismiss all of their opinions on video games.

The Wii U, which BTW was announced as being a NEW SYSTEM BEFORE IT WAS UNVEILED.

There was no actual "confusion" from the media.

They just lied to create a narrative and drive traffic.

Sometimes satire is just reality.

Like Kotaku foaming at the mouth waiting for their chance to tell everyone how to pirate Nintendo games.

I have nothing against emulation itself, but Switch emulation is nothing but a piracy method.

The same would be true if that happens with the Switch 2.

It's funny, this joke post is basically accurate since we basically just got a "teaser" and the full reveal Direct is in April.

You will see a LOT of bad takes about the Switch 2, all based on nothing but ignorance, purely valuing graphics over gameplay, or a desire for clicks.

Follow me for more big time insider info:
Nintendo Switch 2 will have a Mario Kart game!
Nintendo Switch 2 will be released in 2025!
Nintendo Switch 2 will be targeted by shit-heads on the other site with pathetic console warrior takes about "playing Mario Kart 8 again."

We're up to the fifth Playstation but somehow "Nintendo Switch 2" will be "confusing" for people, according to the same media trolls that lied about not knowing if the Wii U was an addon.

Nintendo Switch 2 confusing.

I need a disingenuous Kotaku article on whether it's a new system or a technologically impossible addon for the Switch.

Source: Nintendo will unveil their new system in the next 2400 hours.

Video games.

I'm on here now, not that it will make much difference since I barely posted anything on the other site.