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Vegan. Writer of songs, jokes, and newspaper articles. Minimalist. Like singing and playing acoustic guitar, fingerstyle. Hobbies include weightlifting, juggling, ukulele, making YouTube videos (JEFF9K) and inventing useful things.

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Texas is attempting massive #ElectionFraud.

05.08.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽฏ

04.08.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2324    ๐Ÿ” 702    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

#NewConstitution will ban all campaign contributions.

05.08.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Shittiest man on Earth.
Figuratively and now, as we find, literally.
#VonShitsInPants

02.08.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't talk about MURDER rates, talk about SHOOTING and STABBING rates.
Thanks to medical advances, more victims are surviving.

31.07.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#NewConstitution will tax all income over a million dollars at 91%.

31.07.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#RepublicanTariffTaxes are kicking in.
Enjoy!

31.07.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard to support Republican America.

31.07.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#NewConstitution will ban monopolies.

31.07.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#NewConstitution will end presidential pardons.

31.07.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

91% tax on all income over one million dollars will make America truly great.

31.07.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PLEASE REPOST TO SEE HOW FAR THIS WILL GO.

31.07.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The #NewConstitution will ban all gerrymandering.

31.07.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine 67 Democratic Senators and a Democratic House majority.
The House could impeach all corrupt politicians and judges, and the Senate could convict and remove them from their positions. It could be done in a month.

30.07.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 838    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Right-wing media is biased against facts and reality.

26.07.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

G. Maxwell will implicate Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and the Clintons.
Then receive full pardon from Trump.

24.07.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hulk Hogan just died.
NONE OF US IS SAFE!

24.07.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretending to be PRO-Christ wins elections for Republicans.
We need to expose them.

23.07.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#PresidentPrick

23.07.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans are pro-pedophile, anti-democracy, anti-Christ.

23.07.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New Constitution will ban presidential pardons.
#NewConstitution

23.07.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call them #RepublicanTariffTaxes. The whole fucking party is responsible.

23.07.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Are there any Republicans that don't suck?
Any?

23.07.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Republicans obeyed the Commandment about lying, they'd be out of business!

23.07.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of slain Minnesota lawmaker, Melissa Hortman.

Photo of slain Minnesota lawmaker, Melissa Hortman.

This has definitely been quickly curbed by the #media.

20.07.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump's bitches stick together.

15.07.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans standing up to Trump will be remembered.
The others won't.

15.07.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Modern medicine is saving more people. One reason homicide rates are down.
Better to keep track of gunshot rates and knifing rates.

15.07.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Crockett: Earlier someone was talking about cities being hellholes. Los Angeles contributes almost 20 billion in taxes. Thatโ€™s more than all states in this country except for four.

15.07.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31564    ๐Ÿ” 9041    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 770    ๐Ÿ“Œ 441

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