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2 hours ago

Any money made on that 'documentary' was from streaming sites purchasing it.

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3 hours ago

Every year for the past decade the Ides of March disappoint me. May this be the year.

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5 hours ago
YouTube
dandelions forever YouTube video by GAKHED

Not only is this basically what YT's founders originally intended it to be for?

I think it fixed something watching it.

youtu.be/RUsUQ9tRHHQ?...

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5 hours ago
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Don't know why it just dawned on me but DJT gave these to him on purpose. His nickname for him is Lil' Marco. He then gave him giant shoes knowing he would be too scared not to wear them.

Another sadist joke by DJT.

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5 hours ago

IMHO? It helped me to focus more on healthy-ish eating, portion control,& exercise. Also to remember muscle weighs more than fat does, to go by 'feel' & visuals more than numbers

found being very calorie & pound focused gave me anxiety, stunted my progress

The lil permanent changes stuck better

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6 hours ago
YouTube
We're Not Asking Anymore!!! YouTube video by The Tony Michaels Podcast

Fuck I love punk. The youth might be alright. Band is Gottlieb.

youtube.com/shorts/bvGRg...

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6 hours ago

Hope I brighten your morning as much as you just did mine ✨

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6 hours ago

Having fresh coffee and a slice of the apple pie I made last night for breakfast. Feel like I'm finally doing something right.

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6 hours ago
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Sunday.

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6 hours ago

Being an early riser is undervalued, love being one

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6 hours ago

Exactly.

I KNOW what's in these cool places, and so do they. They have the money to 'pay to play' too.

Can't tell me they're gonna do what that asshole Jeffree Star did and buy a yak ranch in Wyoming to 'get away from it all' πŸ˜‚

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6 hours ago

Tell me you've never been around soldiers without telling me

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6 hours ago

Billionaires threaten to leave California every voting cycle. Been waiting for them to do it, they never will.

Just like they'll never leave Florida, New York, etc.

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6 hours ago

What I learned from the emails is I try entirely too hard with spelling and punctuation in my own

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7 hours ago

Being antifa
you know, anti-fascist

...is now a standalone crime in the US.

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7 hours ago

I'll do similar but on Pluto tv. Go to the news section and look at a few of the fox or oan channels for a moment, like gawking through a porthole on a ship.

It's amazing how undeterred by fact they are.

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18 hours ago
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16 hours ago

Search your camera roll for hell

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18 hours ago
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a person is holding a piece of paper that says 9,998,383,750,000 ALT: a person is holding a piece of paper that says 9,998,383,750,000
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1 day ago
MAGA

They gained the knowledge that they're the punchline.

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20 hours ago
YouTube
pov my dreams be like #memes #memesonlylegendswillfindfunny #dream YouTube video by chdiahdhsjiah

youtube.com/shorts/DAPsl...

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23 hours ago

Still can't imagine how terrifying and awful itd be to be born *with a conscience* into the Trump family

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1 day ago

I honestly don't know who mine would be but you have a great point

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1 day ago

right?? Also noticed the diet plate section doesn't get a cheeky name, and is also decidedly not diet

And if you're really feeling up to it you can order the beef liver with onions and bacon!

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1 day ago

When one is driving through the Bay Area like Benicia and martinez, stockton, pretty much any of those? You see how big container ships are. HUGE.

Land topography and physical shipping logistics are real lol

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1 day ago

Seriously.

"Okay I want you to wear *this* while running around in circles on one leg and sounding off like a llama"

... is it okay if we just fuck instead? bc that's all I got energy for

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1 day ago

(should probably take better care of it tbh 😬)

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1 day ago
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So I collect functional vintage, had a grandparent who was a hoarder and I helped her clean it

Here's one of the things found from the early 80s and it's up in my kitchen. Great menu out of a kinda but not really 'local' newspaper

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1 day ago

The ones that want the ACT to pass know they cannot stay in power any other way than disenfranchising voters

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