the pernicious wyrm

happy birthday mari!!

"Aaaaaaah how the hell could a lemon just disappear like that!? Magic? Do you expect me to accept that......! It must be hidden somewhere......Is what I want to say, but where could she have possibly hidden it, damnit!?"

beatrice, who hasn't opened her mouth for over a minute:

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while i do feel like it came from a genuinely sweet sentiment, i really think the decision not to disontinue the berserk serialisation after miura's death sets a bleak precedent

epic selfcest moment by @straybimboroadk1ll.bsky.social

as the Japanese government drove the Yakuza out of polite society, a new kind of crime syndicate formed called the Tokuryu or "Anonymous fluid"

violent and brazen, they form temporary fluid links via darknets, temp jobs, and crypto to carry out heists

www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...

would give you the little concentrated bottle of monster i have if i could

Handler Birthday Present :>

forcefem basement to slaughterhouse pipeline

Because some people are reposting this I'm gonna head it off at the pass and link the source lol. I mostly just thought it was funny https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1mnk1jl

that's so cool...

Like

the euphoria she feels on the brink of her own destruction is So good...

she really does....

another goth girl

how do you feel about agnes :>

nods, because of the curse of the gods ☆

she somehow manages to be more of a freak about running than she is about drugging and experimenting on people, which i think is quite wonderful

don't worry she had to retire briefly, causes: being a freak about running and giving herself a possible career ending injury

my good friend agnes tachyon!!!

does anyone know where to get cute underwear....

weyland yutani owned pilot with the logo, barcode, ect directly on the skin

got two copies for purely malicious reasons and i hope the girl who'll be receiving it will resent me for it

it's almost here..........the red comet in moomin valley is close.

Tenno Sho 2022. Our subject is Silver Sonic (a son of Orfevre, Stay Gold Clan always at the scene of the crime). As the gates open, Silver Sonic dumps his jockey. The crowd cheers on as Silver Sonic runs a (disqualified) second. Maybe hyped up by the cheers, Silver Sonic makes an attempt to jump over the outside barrier fence, but clips his legs and crashes down to the ground. He flails around for a bit and then completely stops moving. The cheers quickly turn silent as everyone fears the worst.

His team and veterinarians run over to do a check on him, his groom in tears. After nearly two straight minutes of lying motionless, Silver Sonic pops right up to his feet, as if nothing happened. His team said that he was just sulking on the ground while chewing grass, obviously knowing that he just ate shit in front of a tens of thousands of people. In his next two starts, he would win the only graded races of his career.

what the hell is wrong with the gold family of horses LMAO

Some silent Hill shit where Jim James Silent Hill is grinding a sick rail with his probably dead wife (dream)