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Siglemic 🐐

My hedging is it is only $120 and realistically if I’m wrong it turns into $80 so I just lost a bet

Gambling against the stock market today, please god let today be recession day so I get rich

Yeah idk I can’t describe it but I just have more fun in botw, i feel like I have more fun getting to the place I need to go and am more likely to get sidetracked by something, where like I’m 14 shrines away from all totk shrines and like I’m just warping to sky towers and diving down to the shrine

Replaying totk for the first time right after botw and I still think botw is better but I was way too hard on totk the first time it’s fun too

Round 2 wee and had some fun with hanging lucky

CHAT

We’ve hit the Es (double photograph, double hanging Chad, and brainstorm, along with like 7 negatives shoutout anaglyph)

Kinda wanna play melee again ONLY to see how vile my heatmap would be

DUDE ITS LOCKED FOR CHILD ONLY I NEED REQUIEM the devs (seed generator) are going to pay for wasting 15 minutes (I messed up twice and got sent all the way back through the wasteland)

Next rando I got made me reverse reverse wasteland for hookshot this shit is so mean man

Did it, one cycled ganondorf for the first time too missed randos

Finally got a controller back in my hands to play a rando and it’s making me reverse wasteland this is my 9/11

My dads pandora mix won’t stop playing HOME music that I’ve heard infinity times by this point thanks to summoning salt

A person in a Snoopy costume with the face pokin out just below the nose hands another Snoopy a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils enlarge and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up" They are in a darkened room with a large group of other Snoopy's vibing as DEEP HOUSE MUSIC plays in the background. They dance in a fashion that is typical of Snoopy witch his bowling pin shaped head outstreched to the ceiling, his arms splayed and feet pattering rapidly on the ground. Suddenly, an intruder! A snoopy points and says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude." The sense of rejection is evident on the Brian's face.

Drunk playing og fortnite. Never kill yourself

I swear stencil is just fake good it’s so hard to get a run going with it

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone

Getting sweat on in fortnite og zero builds

Wrapped was NOT as good as I thought it’d be so I am NOT posting it

It’s so much fucking fun

this fucking buckeye team i stg