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Kristi Noem refused to say who financed some of her travel. It was taxpayers who were on the hook An Associated Press analysis of recently released travel records found more than $150,000 in expenses tied to Noem’s political and personal activity.

Kristi Noem billed South Dakota taxpayers more than $640,000 in personal travel-related costs, including a six-day trip to Paris, a bear hunt in Canada, a trip to Houston for dental work to fix her smile, and a book tour. But she can afford a $50,000 Rolex for a prison porn photo op in El Salvador.

Please help! This is the last week of session! I have been trying for 6 years! 800-372-7181 and ask the state government committee to hear HB 385 in session. #cats #dogs #rescuedogs #kentucky

Wurstbalken means sausage balcony in German.
Do what you shall with this information.

I didn’t like my beard at first but it grew on me

I once saw two people wrapped in a barcode and had to ask, “Are you an item?”

I missed you too. It sucked without you 😢

Jimmy Carter, 39th U.S. President, Is Dead at 100 Rising from Georgia farmland to the White House, he oversaw the historic Camp David peace accords, but his one-term presidency was waylaid by troubles at home and abroad.

As we brace for the inauguration of the worst human being ever to occupy the presidency, let’s remember one of the best. RIP, Sir.

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Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, passed away peacefully today at the age of 100, surrounded by his family at his home in Plains, Georgia. President Carter, the longest-lived American President and a Nobel Peace Prize recipient, was an extraordinary man by all accounts— (1/3)

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Biden schedules Jimmy Carter's state funeral in Washington for Jan. 9, also a National Day of Mourning in US.

It’s my HA’s birthday!

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The kids are alright.

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I don’t remember the corn post but that doesn’t mean I’m not responsible hehehe.

Butt greeting from the tooting Toota! Haha!
This is the busiest time at work so I’m only here sporadically and I’ve been hiding in mah shell from the Muskie and Dumpers.

Santas candle with a phallic shadow

I'm going to regret sharing this.

"I have girded my loins in aluminum foil to protect me in the bathroom."

a cartoon of a bee laying on top of a globe with the words `` keep the earth clean ! '' ALT: a cartoon of a bee laying on top of a globe with the words `` keep the earth clean ! ''

Lamebirdie could have met the #AnimalCaucus instead she got Uranus.

POSER, she's calling our darling a POSER!
She deserved every bit of ridicule she got!

Quicksand and chupacabra are next…
The ellipsis…
Bermuda Triangle … all gone.
Bad orange man.

It is the language of rapidly texting turtle. Toot 💨

😂
I love how it still makes sense.

Hello spellcheck.
I meant, “Someone must have a screenshot of the squat tree.”

We broke the squat tree 😂
Someone just gave a screen shot of that.