saajid

saajid

@saajid.bsky.social

rfk campaign speechwriter. sorry

162 Followers 402 Following 48 Posts Joined May 2023
1 year ago
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AD: "I'M HERE"

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Berry Pebbles: celebrating women who rock! (Like caveman rock, it’s very clever)

Trump Justice department flying into action over this. Half of the FBI devoted to this

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Apple AI got to wrap it up dawg

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Investigate for tanking

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Every prestige drama

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Picture of a page from a Mo Willems children’s story Elephant and Piggie, wherein piggie is offering Elephant a bowl of green goo with flies buzzing around it while yelling “Do you want to try my slop?” - Elephant does not look excited

every tech company in 2025

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Is this ai?

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I once rescued Bill Maher’s dog from running in the street and he snatched the dog’s collar from my hand and slammed the gate in my face without saying thank you.

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Should have made the Western Conference Finals then

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I’m fairly certain mavs miss the most open 3s all time

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Me: (perfect Werner Herzog impression that I've practiced in the mirror for hours) Ah, slurps at the end of the drink, almost like horrible screeches of pain; an aqueous harmony of collective murder

Date: Lol... Was that like, Arnold SwartzIngigger but he's sad

Me: (perfect Gilbert Gottfried impre

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I feel like I need to watch Indy 5 with 2x speed

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So close

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Amazing trailer! Will the score for the movie be a rendition of the John Williams score or will a new one be made?

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Daigneault on free throws

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Illustration of Krypto dragging Superman through the snow. Krypto looks very happy to be helping. Superman looks unconscious.

Krypto is a good boy

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People just can’t enjoy good shotmaking

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This is my 🐐

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i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

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*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid

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No contender has 50 million dollars to trade

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(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

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todays snl cold open was absolutely dreadful and no one should be watching this

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Brutal 😭😭😭

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