I'm in that perfect spot in sleep deprivation where I am not too tired to think but I'm too tired to be stressed about thinking. So I am a normal person that just blinks really slowly.

Been a while since I posted here.
My birthday was a few days ago. Ma' bought me a messer and it's been fun to practice.
#HEMA #Messer #Sword

A mole has dig into the 2nd tunnel.
Hundreds of dwarves dead.

PF Changs is not beating allegations. What is this dog dick impersonating a chicken skewer-
This looks like something I'd see in furry cooking vore dawg💀💀💀

Human: "so did y'all build the pyramids or Stonehenge?"

Alien: "why the fuck would a highly intelligent civilization from space use fucking sleds?"

How tf do amazon delivery guys only use one bottle to piss in? I needed three of those bitches

After watching anime with this possum for 5 days, mostly leaving them alone right next to me and giving it it's own blanket-
I am the only one in my family who can hand-feed him.

It's really just that easy.

Saw a Mexican doordasher in a Texas rental car also order two mcchickens from the same mcdonalds they were picking up food from...
I'm in Kentucky.

Never seen such a strong stereotype. Like I'm half thinking he was cosplaying-

I wish to brag

Honestly I don't know what this soldier is on about in Chrono Trigger.
Crono is a 5'7" menace to body building.
And now people just depict him as a Twink.

#chronotrigger

If you need more than six bullets to resolve the dispute then you're either in the wrong or you're a horrible fucking shot

*takes a sip of Endless Summer Favor 7UP Zero Sugar Watermelon & Strawberry Soda (flavored with other natural flavors) and fucking dies*

>"It's what the Free Market wants"
>looks inside
>industry given $50 Billion in subsidies that is not afforded to any alternatives, making it harder for the free market to actually have a choice as the price of any alternatives cant compete with the suspiciously subsidized industry.

I don't understand people who complaining about me wasting water when I cut water bottles… like I would waste perfectly good reverse osmosis water when I live in Kentucky, the cave capital of the world, where are tapwater has so much limestone it.
I refill bottled waters before cutting. Chill.

Is "Both parties bad" still a take at this point?

The pope died right after easter. Had to hold out jus in case

I love how people drinking a lot of black tea is an indication of limestone in the water and limestone in the water is indication of limestone and limestone is an indication of possible caves due to acid rains.

So Caves = Black Tea

Vampire after tasting my blood: "BLEH! EW WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Me: "YOU SAID IT! YOU SAID 'BLEH' LIKE THE CARTOONS!"

Vampire: "WHY DOES YOUR BLOOD JUST TASTE LIKE CHRYSANTHEMUM? WHAT DID YOU DO??"

Got a Scratch and Dent katana from Ronin Katana.
There was a ugly scuff on the blade (upper first image) but I managed to polish it out after 3 hours! Not perfect, but at least you can make out the detail now.
#swords #katana #blade #polishing

So when the saya to a katana no longer tightly fits around the Habaki you can easily fix this by glueing paper to the inside.
But historically-
You glue a piece of rice paper to the inside of it....
Katanas were believed to be "The home of Gods"
Therefore-
Katana owners are just shitty landlords.

A chain may be only as strong as it's weakest to link but if you cut out all the weak links then you don't have a long enough chain to do anything.
There's other ways to make a chain stronger.

Yeah I thought he was really smart when I was 14… And then it only took until halfway through his first presidency to realize that he made everything actively worse in discriminately.
Comes from my mindset of thinking that being hard means you're tough. But it just makes you too brittle.

The fuck is up with Mexican and ordering an absurd amount of Caramel Frappes?
And whats up with trailer park white people (i know what you are just by looks) giving their single-digit year old children frappes??
Mcdonalds is a cursed place.

Was talking about how Populists are twisting themselves apart because of Trump and the mf that I was talking to went on a rant about how those people wanna be immersed in their own propaganda like???

Bitch, that wasn't even close to what ls going on. If anything their propaganda is backfiring

So now I'm debating ordering some more cheap and junk Swords.

So a month ago some kid saw me practicing some swords out front and they asked a few questions. And I had some extra junk plastic Swords that I no longer cared for so I gave them some.
today the girl that I gave the Turkish Wolf sword to came back with a friend and was asking if i had one for her.

There was a pretty nasty wreck close to where I live and where I walk by often. I found this cross necklace on the ground so to keep it from getting lost or picked up by someone else I tied it to a nearby fence post. Hopefully when the guy recovers he can find it again.
I hope this means something.

MON RED!!!

I have had eight seizures this morning.
This has equated to me spilling the same can of root beer three times because every time I try to bring it up to my lips my brain does a goof and I spill it everywhere.
How fucking boring.

OK someone from Reddit pointed out that other Swords from the same brand has the exact same holes and I beat the shit out of those swords so it should be fine