imagine being such an incompetent researcher that you think an llm can write your literature review
08.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0imagine being such an incompetent researcher that you think an llm can write your literature review
08.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0what was the linked paper, Lauren? It’s either been taken down or I have OP blocked, but this sounds interesting
02.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I wish WF Ganong’s last name was, like, Thuck
25.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this state of the union is like an eclipse: you should never look directly at it
25.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0did not anticipate the usa men's hockey team pulling a whole flock of milkshake ducks
23.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The Wizard of Foz
18.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1i once had the honor of bringing room service to jesse jackson when he stayed in my mom's hotel in manchester, nh. the man exuded kindness and intellect; an amazing human being (and he tipped well).
18.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
post a banger that isn't in English
youtu.be/gLlUXlE5ULc?...
trying to finish up come grading in canvas before class tomorrow and all it will show me is red text saying, “something broke” and I’m like, ‘get in line, buddy. I’ve been broken for weeks."
09.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
kinda surreal to see colleagues who've embraced lockdown browsers and made students turn on their webcams during tests complain about the erosion of privacy and encroaching facism.
05.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the embarrassment of learning you were wrong is directly proportional to what an asshole you were when you believed you were right.
05.02.2026 13:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have no access at all to rushes today and my own mother was Breda. 🤷🏻♂️😢
31.01.2026 15:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
if they say something and you say that's not true, your response is still shaped like their frame
Your frame has to *contain and explain* their frame, not just contradict it.
You have to eat their frame. Like Kirby
any pundit or politician who ever unironically said “the woke mind virus” is a) real and b) a problem, should be yeeted. we do not need your opinion anymore. you had a chance, you showed us youre a moron and now its time for you to slink away
26.01.2026 14:59 — 👍 898 🔁 89 💬 12 📌 1My trip to New Orleans for LSA was so expensive that having it on my credit card has lowered my FICO score.
26.01.2026 16:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
this seems interesting?
bsky.app/profile/mrs-...
yeah, it's twisted. they're also perverting the ADA to make us generate quality annotations for LLMs on any digital course materials we use. They have no shame, honestly
26.01.2026 00:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0imagine jennifer, the editor of american speech, getting this news
25.01.2026 22:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0the ABA and the AHA are actually both on the “good” list as is the Linguistic Society and APA. Aramark, the for-profit prison company, is also fine. The American Anthropological Association is banned, though, as are such threats as Creative Commons, The Duke University Press, and Kahoot!
25.01.2026 21:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1but it's often like, "oh, you seem like you'd know things"
22.01.2026 17:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that was the other possibility!
22.01.2026 17:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if I tell someone from here in Lexington, Kentucky that I work for "the university" they typically ask which one. UK can't even clear its own orbit.
22.01.2026 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I sometimes get mistaken for a birder and I think it might be a sick burn.
22.01.2026 17:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
20.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 20250 🔁 5376 💬 221 📌 145Come on, heart disease, get your shit together.
20.01.2026 13:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i do after, yes, but also before (a fine during)
12.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0new orleans is not a terrific place to be an eardrum
10.01.2026 03:57 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0blue and green cover of the book "Sociophonetics: Implications for Phonological and Phonetic Theory", edited by Jennifer Nycz and Lauren Hall-Lew, published with Oxford as part of the Oxford Surveys in Phonology and Phonetics
📚 Sociophonetics: Implications for Phonological and Phonetic Theory (co-edited by me and @lhlew.bsky.social) is now available online at Oxford Academic! (print copies coming end of January) academic.oup.com/book/61815
05.01.2026 15:13 — 👍 70 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 2