big randy

!!! this is insane lmao

Lmao naturally I say that and the bears get a touchdown

The number of times my jaw has dropped while watching this game (derogatory)

I should have just watched Unrivaled 🥲

That man on the Packers did an entire flip lmao

What changes if you don't walk into conversations assuming that everyone's goal is to talk to you as little as possible? You're in your twenties, I assume, just like poor Unworthy of Friendship in the letter linked above; you've amassed what feels like twenty-some years of evidence that you simply are not likable. Presumably, that evidence-amassing approach to relationships has protected you: sometimes people truly don't want to talk to us, and you've made yourself hyper-sensitive to those cues so you can avoid a type of embarrassment that's especially plangent for insecure people like you and me. But the approach has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. The problem isn't that you're fundamentally unlikable; it's that you've spent years shlepping around a bindle of anxious resentments, and the burden of it shows on your face. You don't think it does, but it shows when you walk away because a person has failed to receive you with worshipful enthusiasm, and it shows when you leave the party early, and it shows in your absences, too — how people rarely see you attending anything, how they never receive invitations from you.

‘dear rax, i don’t have friends because im a fundamentally unlikable person’
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I tried big pants last week and I love them

Picture of an awards show dinner with Stellan Skarsgård sitting by himself and Elle Fanning with her costars all smiling and leaning up against each other while looking at something on her phone

Nice argument, however I have already depicted you as the lonely Skarsgård and me as the jubilant Fanning

We have to impeach him.

It's disgusting to see the capitalists lining up to get at Venezuela like pigs at a trough

Get your war on 3: ok I hate to act like a fucking dumbass but are we at war? I mean, did we ever officially declare war? Declare war? Who's got time to declare war when there are so many bombs to drop

Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...

And there ya have it…

Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”

Not the giant emoji!!!

JD Vance @JDVance And PSA for everyone saying this was "illegal":

me being dragged out of chilis happy hour

Trump being cartoonishly overt about his ambitions to “run” Venezuela and get its oil doesn’t make him any less dangerous.

andy cohen is a both a disaster and a national treasure

Absolutely crazymaking to be told that the US will "run" Venezuela by a man who can barely read or speak

Good morning WHAT THE FUCK

Just a really nice steam sauna. Apparently you can get them at Costco but I'm not sure I trust it tbh

🥺❤️‍🩹 so I'm probably going to just cry to Zohran's speech when I hear it huh

Cool cool cool

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

I'm really glad that people are getting off their phones more, but I am also really alarmed that we're starting to say we bricked our phone. I hate it

This 2026 be angrier, act smarter, prepare more, and become the version of yourself the enemy will have nightmares over. We have a tough year ahead before the war expands and we need everyone ready to defend and ready to survive. Victory is for those who seek it.

buckle up: we’re doin another lap around the sun

HAPPY NEW YEAR

which political views? which ones specifically

I changed up my look a lil since I last posted on here and my life is totally different, but I remain beautiful and whimsical despite it all 💅🏻

If you jiggle when you walk, I hate to break it to you

But you're a bad bitch 💅🏻

U.S. attorneys office in LA just sent an email saying David Huerta, president of SEIU California, has been charged with conspiracy to impede an officer. He’s been in jail since Friday and is expected to make his first appearance in federal court this afternoon

SEIU California President David Huerta has apparently been charged with a federal crime--conspiracy to impede an officer. This is a felony that carries a sentence of six years in federal prison.