Mel 🌷

setting up for the perfect UGA outcome: Dawgs win by 60 and somehow leave room for everyone to say I DUNNO SOMETHING LOOKS OFF

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I’m not going to hold my breath that all the bigots complaining about gender affirming care for u18 kids will complain about this. Probably because they’re trying to bang the 17 year olds with big boobs.

Republicans literally carved out exceptions for cis teen girls to get breast implants in their anti-trans bills.

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If you have unused codes, I have a waiting list of cool ppl to use them and make this place help me forget Twitter

Call me classist or w/e but if you’re going to sue the former president of the US, run it through spellcheck and grammarly or something.

I typically don’t care for the average person but I mean 🙃

I appreciate CNN having the mug shot but can we get this photo off my screen

“Are… are all divorces like this? How many will I get?”

- New associate, 1.5 hours into a client meeting to answer discovery 😭

I thought waiting until 30 for marriage was wise but now I have real bills??

Looks like we’ll get one code a week in a week

*googles* how do I fix PMS/PMDD exhaustion

Results: “hydrate, exercise, eat healthy”

Fiancé: “so we’re just gonna have to deal with this a few days a month, huh”

🥲😭

How do I get codes for ppl 👀

There’s a HURRICANE this weekend heading for Baja and Southern California. Folks, that is not in any way normal.

I want to use my voice and platform today to urge action.

We can start by ending subsidies and investments into fossil fuels. Full stop.

Finally on here 💋 give me cool people to follow.