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Ryan Nanni

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Your third favorite cousin

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ICE: The Kicker

07.10.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 650    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

you just had to touch him! just give him a little pat on the foot!

07.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

put this on a t shirt TONIGHT

07.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

AMERICA

WELCOME TO JAGUARS FOOTBALL

07.10.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

that was basically the inverse of a tush push

07.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

THE JACKSONVILLE JOSTLE

07.10.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIDK I think Mahomes got fat” was really one of the funnier offseason grasping of straws

07.10.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bennets are a 49ers family, I’m not going to argue about this with any of you

07.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Pride and Prejudice reads very differently once you realize Mr. Darcy is a Jags fan

07.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(grabbing the microphone at a funeral without permission) FOOTBALL IS JUST BETTER WHEN THE JAGUARS ARE GOOD

07.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

ANNUS JAGUARIS

07.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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Damn, Trevor Lawrence... DAMN, TRAVIS HUNTER

07.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 17

You should be the executive producer

07.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

feels like NyQuil’s ad agency missed an email and was all FUCK FUCK UH WHAT’S LEFT CAN WE SPONSOR THE 28 YARD LINE? NO????

07.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Monday Night Football Skycam Sponsored By NyQuil is incredibly silly to me for some reason.

07.10.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

I think it’s smart for the Jags to give Patrick Mahomes 18 seconds to throw. He might forget the play is active!

07.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
LeBron about to dunk while Wade holds his hands out as if to present a magic trick

LeBron about to dunk while Wade holds his hands out as if to present a magic trick

us when the order comes

06.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t have to decide, with the new Chicken Sampler Platter from Applebee’s

06.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s why he would have been a perfect NFL owner

06.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like trading back up into the first round

06.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I LITERALLY JUST REMEMBERED THE WEIRDEST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN. In 2004, the PBA put a bowling tournament's finals at the Brewers' park.

06.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

holy HELL

06.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

excited for google docs to one day make consonants a premium feature

06.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AMERICAN WOMAN
HIT THE CORNER THREE

06.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m thinking about becoming a faceless robot myself

06.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Simone is being paid by Martha Stewart, don't be fooled

06.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i say this with respect: what the fuck is wrong with you

06.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean that is a 3rd down number that summons UNC to mind these days

06.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

call the bank, tell them to update their records

06.10.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i respect your decisions!

06.10.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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