ShadowElf

I heard messages are better received when they’re written on cake.

Happy birthday!!!

If there was ever anything that embodied the term bittersweet more I don't want to see it. I'm so sorry but also I'm happy to hear that there's at least some silver lining in the gloom.

*yawns wider*

Congratulations!!! Also well, mother nature knows best lol/jk

Occasionally goblins

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Cheese?

Or rather an attempt at Shakespeare

I was more thinking Shakespeare honestly

Same though 🤣

At least it was memorable then lol

Please tell me that was worked into the wedding vows as well

Maybe that'll be in one of the next packages 😂

Or just a bowl of the crispy skins themselves

And Serena Williams was dancing on Drake's grave during it 😂

Might I recommend

Oh the poor guy, can imagine how much deodorant would be needed there

New ringtone

Can I vote for world domination to be her next fixation?

Prosthetics exist

Emphasis on the "bi"

Longest distance cumshot

Can't wait to make another quen tank build 😂

It can be quite fun sometimes actually

Maybe his face too 👀