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@jessarcade.bsky.social

Married. Father of two. Hoping to never comment on 20 something year old's selfies. También habla español. Respondeme en español si quiere.

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Latest posts by jessarcade.bsky.social on Bluesky

This how I find out I have a son??

09.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 5141    🔁 470    💬 58    📌 4

People be Marxist in the streets, buying Universes Beyond Avatar the Last Airbender sets in the sheets.

10.11.2025 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gordon Lightfoot would've had a whole album of transportation disasters to write about if he lived past 2023.

10.11.2025 14:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trevor Lawrence now 1-3 against Davis Mills Trevor Lawrence completed 13-of-23 passes for 158 yards, one touchdown and an interception in the Jaguars’ 36-29, Week 10 loss to the Texans.

Trevor Lawrence now 1-3 against Davis Mills

09.11.2025 22:10 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 4
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You can put it in the paper: He was mad.

09.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 36    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

But did you pick Davis Mills and the Texans?

09.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get fucked Trevor Lawrence. I don't respect people that lose to the 2025-2026 Houston Texans.

09.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most Texans ass 2PT conversion.

09.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Money Fucking Mills!!!

09.11.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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A rolodex address book.

A rolodex address book.

Go analog.

08.11.2025 13:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Getting Tased Whilst Playing The Keytar | Community
YouTube video by Community Getting Tased Whilst Playing The Keytar | Community

youtu.be/_Zbu4XzwPvQ?...

08.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Love Grim.

07.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ok so was the Sweeney American eagle ad not referring to her huge boobs? Like that's what i assumed the unsaid thing was.

07.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mi perrito hizo poop en la casa este mañana. 🫠

07.11.2025 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I'm aging just looking at Kane age.

07.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's crazy we made so much progress on Bullying over the decades, but it seems I will have to teach my kids how to bully other kids who use ChatGPT.

"Whats a matter? Baby lost internet connection and has 2 read more than 3 paragraphs?"

07.11.2025 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man. So Trump is likely to lose his tariff case with the Supreme Court. Which means he won't be able to extort money from businesses to pay for the renovations. Which means there's a good chance the east wing just stays demolished?

06.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ejaculation frequency and prostate cancer - Harvard Health Research into the connections between sexual activity and prostate cancer....

Harvard has canceled No Nut November.

www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/...

06.11.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: "Better grind and get this optional, OP item when I'm already over leveled for the next boss quest, thus sapping any enjoyment from the fight because I can brute force the fight now. It's just logical."

06.11.2025 20:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of those times I vibe with Trump. If I see 3+ people attending to someone, and I know I have no medical knowledge or training, I'm just going to do nothing.

06.11.2025 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket smiling . ALT: a close up of a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket smiling .
06.11.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I almost went to school in Flint. My mom called my cousin who lived near Detroit to tell me, "Hey, dont do that."

06.11.2025 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one talks about Uvalde anymore.

06.11.2025 14:35 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

There's been like 4, open world 3D pokemon games now? Which was like my fantasy as a kid, but I've played literally none of them.

06.11.2025 15:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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