Unscheduled Offworld Activation

Unscheduled Offworld Activation

@nerdsherpa.bsky.social

I know things about things. I love movies, video games and soup. Harlan Ellison was pretty sure I stole his wallet.

335 Followers 653 Following 2,664 Posts Joined Aug 2023
6 hours ago

I think it’s honestly pretty impressive that every time Graham Platner sees someone with a camera, he grabs the front of their shirt and screams MAKE SURE I LOOK AS ARYAN AS POSSIBLE directly in their face as loud as he can. Or at least, that seems to be what’s happening.

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8 hours ago

The story where Trump is terrible at guessing shoe sizes and everyone in the whitehouse wears comically oversized shoes because of it can’t be real, right? It just can’t.

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1 day ago

Wait, did you also watch Tour of Duty as a probably too young of kid to be watching an action adventure drama about Vietnam?

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1 day ago

Every time a delivery van drives by with the slide door open and they’re not blaring paint it black, I feel CHEATED. Thanks Tour of Duty

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1 day ago

I’ve successfully only paid actual money for the base game, one warbond, and then the special edition upgrade to get the Knight SMG, but all the other warbonds I’ve gotten by dropping into difficulty 3 missions all day Saturday if I haven’t been playing enough to have a stockpile.

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1 day ago

It me, grinding out spacebux for the next warbond every tiem

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1 day ago
A dark brown and lighter brown cavalier king charles spaniel booping my nose with the tip of his snoot. I’ve got a grey shirt on and a grey beard and a grey hat with a yellow brim and black sunglasses. Also it’s 75 degrees on March 10, nonsense weather for jerks.

This could be us but you playin

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1 day ago

Bailey is basically a giant mush beast and does not seem to mind anything that happens to her. Girl certainly lives her life a quarter mile at a time.

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1 day ago
A normal-sized very white golden retriever and her roommate, an only slightly smaller than her French bulldog. Moments ago the frenchie pulled the maneuver where Michelle Rodriguez drives a Honda under a tractor trailer in the Fast and the Furious

Moments before I took this photo the little guy (maybe the largest frenchie I’ve seen) just walked under the golden retriever’s belly like he was trying to steal a truckload of TV/VCR combo units.

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1 day ago

NASA's Van Allen Probes A and B were two half-ton spacecraft launched in Aug 2012 to elliptical 600 x 30000 km orbits to study the radiation belts. In 2019 their perigees were lowered to 200 km so that they would eventually reenter and they were switched off. (1/n)

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2 days ago

No one is sure why Wayne changed the name of the streamer to HBO BATS, but it can’t be as bad as when Zazlav dropped the HBO. Meanwhile, Discovery has announced a new slate of Bat Week programming for the third week of February, with all new documentaries about everyone’s favorite “sky puppies”

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3 days ago
A screenshot from youraislopbores.me
I ask the question “first date ideas” and someone reaponds “lie on the floor together #thefloor” and then I ask them to “draw a scene from the song space oddity by David bowie” the artist has produced a brilliant ms paint drawing that is impressionistic enough that I can’t tell if it’s the part where Major Tom jokes that ground control should send him up a drink, or if it’s the part where ionization on the heat shield causes the reentry communication blackout to last longer than usual, but it’s definitely one of those two.

I love youraislopbores.me so much.

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4 days ago
It’s a screenshot from uouraislopbores.me because the share button didn’t work. My prompt was “Gerg washtingon but a pumpkin” and the simple ms paint drawing is exactly that, but the spark of the human artist’s imagination is clear in how sad Gerg seems to be a pumpkin because his vine stalk keeps him from wearing the powdered wig he would prefer.

youraislopbores.me is perfect, the light we need in the darkness. Look at what some glorious human artist did in response to my prompt

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4 days ago

Plus, it says to our face that sex workers are highly respected decent people, but the main character/series creator treats them all like shit for the entire series because he doesn’t like their job.

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4 days ago

What game! I couldn’t sleep so I watched mission impossible 8 again

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5 days ago

The client whose dog I’m staying with this week made me an enormous pot of beef stew, with a capital BEEF, it was so good, I’ve got proteins to spare. But now I also want bbq.

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5 days ago

I’m not really an afterlife kind of person, but I think if there was one, and it was full of every dog who ever loved you, a lot of us would meet a ton of dogs there for the first time, because they saw us from a passing car, or because someone we love told them about us and that was enough.

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6 days ago

I was sitting in the car yesterday, thinking about how if like Joe Rogan or somebody talks on their podcast about how “have any type one diabetics tried just drinking prune juice instead of taking insulin”, within a week, it could be illegal to sell rDNA insulin

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6 days ago

Oh man, you need to inject Secret of Kells and Song of the Sea into your soul asap, they’re both incredibly great.

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1 week ago

Again, what happened 47 years ago in Iran? So very curious that they never elaborate. And are never asked to explain.

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1 week ago

Again, what happened 47 years ago in Iran? So very curious that they never elaborate. And are never asked to explain.

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1 week ago

You might actually heat your home with natural gas even if you’ve got electric heat. In New Jersey almost half of our electrical power comes from burning natural gas. Things are about to get pretty rough for your energy bills.

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1 week ago
A medium sized brown dog who has at some point in the night snuggled up behind me and wedged her snoot in between my back and the bed. She’s laying partially on a mustard yellow pillow and I’m wearing a grey shirt

This could be us but you playin

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1 week ago

I always think of Peter Delouise saying “BIGGER” in Wormhole X-Treme

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1 week ago

The Hunt For Red October is also one of the best Star Trek movies of all time, up there with Master And Commander, Wrath of Khan, Star Trek Beyond, The Undiscovered Country and First Contact

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1 week ago

I would have liked to have seen Montana

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1 week ago

Is TRAINS a neurotype?

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1 week ago

Amazing. Death Cab for Cutie would be so impressed

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1 week ago

Meanwhile they’re all pretty sure they just killed a guy who’s been dead since 1989. I just can’t get my brain around how the literal dumbest idiots alive are in charge of everything. It’s maddening.

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1 week ago

We did frogs, but that was back when x-files was on the air, so my info might be a little dated.

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