Unscheduled Offworld Activation

It’s a screenshot from uouraislopbores.me because the share button didn’t work. My prompt was “Gerg washtingon but a pumpkin” and the simple ms paint drawing is exactly that, but the spark of the human artist’s imagination is clear in how sad Gerg seems to be a pumpkin because his vine stalk keeps him from wearing the powdered wig he would prefer.

youraislopbores.me is perfect, the light we need in the darkness. Look at what some glorious human artist did in response to my prompt

Plus, it says to our face that sex workers are highly respected decent people, but the main character/series creator treats them all like shit for the entire series because he doesn’t like their job.

What game! I couldn’t sleep so I watched mission impossible 8 again

The client whose dog I’m staying with this week made me an enormous pot of beef stew, with a capital BEEF, it was so good, I’ve got proteins to spare. But now I also want bbq.

I’m not really an afterlife kind of person, but I think if there was one, and it was full of every dog who ever loved you, a lot of us would meet a ton of dogs there for the first time, because they saw us from a passing car, or because someone we love told them about us and that was enough.

I was sitting in the car yesterday, thinking about how if like Joe Rogan or somebody talks on their podcast about how “have any type one diabetics tried just drinking prune juice instead of taking insulin”, within a week, it could be illegal to sell rDNA insulin

Oh man, you need to inject Secret of Kells and Song of the Sea into your soul asap, they’re both incredibly great.

Again, what happened 47 years ago in Iran? So very curious that they never elaborate. And are never asked to explain.

Again, what happened 47 years ago in Iran? So very curious that they never elaborate. And are never asked to explain.

You might actually heat your home with natural gas even if you’ve got electric heat. In New Jersey almost half of our electrical power comes from burning natural gas. Things are about to get pretty rough for your energy bills.

A medium sized brown dog who has at some point in the night snuggled up behind me and wedged her snoot in between my back and the bed. She’s laying partially on a mustard yellow pillow and I’m wearing a grey shirt

This could be us but you playin

I always think of Peter Delouise saying “BIGGER” in Wormhole X-Treme

The Hunt For Red October is also one of the best Star Trek movies of all time, up there with Master And Commander, Wrath of Khan, Star Trek Beyond, The Undiscovered Country and First Contact

I would have liked to have seen Montana

Is TRAINS a neurotype?

Amazing. Death Cab for Cutie would be so impressed

Meanwhile they’re all pretty sure they just killed a guy who’s been dead since 1989. I just can’t get my brain around how the literal dumbest idiots alive are in charge of everything. It’s maddening.

We did frogs, but that was back when x-files was on the air, so my info might be a little dated.

Every single pundit in favor of war with Iran mentions “since 1979”, but it’s extremely curious that none of them go into any detail there. The people interviewing these fucking sociopaths need to go full goose meme. What happened in Iran in 1979, motherfuckers.

This is really amazing, remember back when Americans could answer the phone, before every phone call in the country was an identity theft scam?

a man in a leather jacket stands next to a sign that says it 's called a grind bro Alt: Chris Evans as Lucas Lee in Scott Pilgrim telling Scott “It’s called a grind, bro” in response to Scott’s challenge

Can you do..a thingy on that rail?

Anyway, I know there’s only like a month left of heating your home, but energy costs which were already out of control due to ai demand are about to go doubly fucken wild due to liquid natural gas supply issues, so I’ll be turning my thermostat down and wearing wool socks and a hoodie until April

Me googling this morning: did China make a deal for Iran’s lithium?

(They did, to the tune of $400 bil over the next 25 years)

A surprising amount of other neighborhood dogs recognize me from the dogs I walk in their area, and one just saw me in the car driving up to my client’s house, and DRAGGED their owner down the street to get pets from me before I picked up the dog I was there to see. It made me feel pretty okay.

I have seen a decent amount of @robertpicardo.bsky.social on screen. His work on Starfleet Academy 1.08 is incredible. Just a spectacular performance standing out in a 50 year ocean of excellent work. Bringing him on for this show was the best idea the team had among a long list of only great ideas.

I had the amc $20/mo go see free movies thing, and in the first year, there were only like four weeks I didn’t see all three movies. Since 2020, I’ve been out to the movies maybe 10 or 11 times? I can’t regularly lock myself in a room for 3 hours with strangers who want me to die, I just can’t.

In an article about how movie theaters haven’t recovered from the pandemic, the author mentions they used to go to 1-2 movies a month before the pandemic and motherfucker, before 1/3rd of the population SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS that they wanted me to die of covid, I went 3 times a week.

I liked parrying in Orc Boyfriend (shadow of Mordor) because it was just kind of a thing that you did sometimes in big wild fights, and not 100% necessary for survival

Nobody else in the replies is this correct.

[Reb Tevye voice]: Depression, DEPRESSION