Headed to dinner but I’m the one getting cooked
My 16-year-old walked into the kitchen, took a picture and started laughing at me. When I asked why they just showed me these two side by side
Brenda has been my friend and mentor for 15 years, and not a day goes by when I don’t think about SOME piece of advice or random aside or thing she said and probably forgot about that fundamentally changed the way I see the world. I’m confident this documentary is going to be a banger. Back it.
sleep token is ass
ballGOWN
she’s green for an amazing reason
got a cold from having to be outside in the freezing rain for 2 hours in drag. drama school is not real
One of my kid’s closest friends is a wheelchair user who desperately needs a motorized chair in order move more freely, as her disability effects her wrists and elbows - meaning her current push chair limits her independence. Please consider donating!!!
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but just as the eternal snail creeps upon me so do the piles of mortal possessions
avoiding packing boxes for the big move with great expertise
whoever invented quesadillas was cooking
stepparent offered to get us bibinos tickets. i was under the impression this was for quality time
they then realised there werent any pairs of seats left and offered to get me one for me to go alone
they apparently actually just found the concept of attending a bbno$ concert reallllly funny
thanks mom
YAYYYYY
whats your gender identity
haha yeah i know right
no like what’s your label what do you identify as
ahhh no thanks but i appreciate the offer
genuinely insane that one of my cat's favorite flavors is "cool ranch dorito"
absolutely canadian
accurate
i don't think ive met any taylor swift fan ever that has both referred to themself as a swiftie and NOT been insanely parasocial about her
have to wake up at 4:30 to get there on time btw. Worth it
all schoolwork and no sleeping in actually makes aspen a very joyous boy. i love theatre school guys
public parks are for being just the tiniest bit obnoxious but the people around you can't say anything because they're being just as slightly obnoxious as you
still haven't let go of cynthia's wicked riff it will live inside me forever
doing my summer hw and trying to resist the urge to use an emdash. failing miserably the need to use an emdash consumes me like the shadows of the night consume the sun
my mother WHAT
u go to bed its my friends birthday tmr and i can't miss midnight
i let out a heavy sigh
thanks
wellies the primark down; england, im deceased
