aspen

stepparent offered to get us bibinos tickets. i was under the impression this was for quality time
they then realised there werent any pairs of seats left and offered to get me one for me to go alone
they apparently actually just found the concept of attending a bbno$ concert reallllly funny

thanks mom

YAYYYYY

whats your gender identity

haha yeah i know right

no like what’s your label what do you identify as

ahhh no thanks but i appreciate the offer

genuinely insane that one of my cat's favorite flavors is "cool ranch dorito"

absolutely canadian

accurate

i don't think ive met any taylor swift fan ever that has both referred to themself as a swiftie and NOT been insanely parasocial about her

have to wake up at 4:30 to get there on time btw. Worth it

all schoolwork and no sleeping in actually makes aspen a very joyous boy. i love theatre school guys

public parks are for being just the tiniest bit obnoxious but the people around you can't say anything because they're being just as slightly obnoxious as you

still haven't let go of cynthia's wicked riff it will live inside me forever

doing my summer hw and trying to resist the urge to use an emdash. failing miserably the need to use an emdash consumes me like the shadows of the night consume the sun

my mother WHAT

u go to bed its my friends birthday tmr and i can't miss midnight

i let out a heavy sigh

thanks

wellies the primark down; england, im deceased