Rosalyn

This is important. You should read it.

Canada

Right?

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Bless your heart thanks but the meds mean no hooch!

lol it's a quote. Charles Darwin I think? Just in a lot of pain today (physical - I had a procedure yesterday), and there's a blizzard outside so with that I can't walk my dog (helps my mental health too). I'm trying to read and listen to music to refocus. But thank you truly for reaching out!

A terrier dog lays on a blue quilt and stares into the camera

But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything.

Perfect.

Hey #Sportsnet not airing the Markov ceremony.
🖕
#Habs

Come on Andre. Lace 'em up one last time. #GoHabsGo

Buddy if you want to pick a fight go find your spouse. I'm decorating a Christmas tree with my nephew who is home for the holidays. I'm allowed to not like or believe in the #Habs goalies and if I knew the answers (which I've never claimed) then I'd apply for a job with the organization.

Not the GM. Not my job.

Well.... that doesn't seem sustainable at the moment

True but it was stupid not to fix this already

Oh no! TBH the few times I played fantasy hockey I never chose any Habs. Not even Carey.

Pity. They'd make bank.

Do the #Habs not have sports psychologists to help the goalies with their confidence? Since that's what it usually is put down to? Or is the goalie coach shit? Or the goalies? Or all 3? Luck seems a bit of a stretch here after this many shit goals.

Habs need new goaltenders. I don't know what's going on with Montembeault and I no longer GAF. Dobes ain't far behind.

If you want a marker on what analytics thought of that goal on Montembeault, that goal had a minus .93

It doesn’t get more banana than that.

I will include it in the letter

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Oh goody. First goal Montembeault again tonight. 24 seconds #Habs

What a play #Habs

I will ask Santa if he has room in the sleigh to deliver!

Come get her!

She followed it up with commentary on someone she dislikes: That man would skin your ass for a nickel. (Probably a #Newfoundland saying but it's a new one on me. Important note: #Habs game hasn't even started yet but she has.)

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Mom: Every time I open the computer someone in town is dead. Me: Stop opening the computer! #Momisms

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If you have time before puck drop, a little pre-game reading on lessons from a road trip.

Nephew: Plays accordion
Gizmo: Absolutely not!
#DogsOfBluesky

There's still time. You're still young. I have faith in you young padawan