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IMMA SHARK Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff. *Working hard to not just bite the beejeebus outta most humans. Gud about sharing recipes and shit. 🦈 🌈

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Yep we have to just go for it....there was no choice really.

04.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOPE they never give me a pump

04.08.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SPOOOPY TIMES

04.08.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep EXACTLY.
Light, funny, and if i fall asleep it's fine,
I didn't miss anything because I've seen them so many times before.

04.08.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@bruceshark.bsky.social

04.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me happy

04.08.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ALWAYS

🍍 🍍 🍍

04.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O nooooo that sucks...i am sorry.

04.08.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea the pain wakes me/keeps me up

04.08.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am at a 4...when i move about a 5.

04.08.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He is exceptionally cool.

04.08.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha that's right!

Beep beep beep

04.08.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I feel as if i am incarcerated inside a blueberry....this car makes me want to weep and then DIE."

04.08.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space ! Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space !

I concur.

04.08.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Aww Detective, you have a hole in your heart.....fill it with Saffron."

🀣

04.08.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting at a table in front of a window with blinds on it . Alt: a man is sitting at a table in front of a window with blinds on it . Gus from Psych

Totally..... I've rewatched many times (I own the DVDs ) because it's hilarious.

Gus is my fav.

04.08.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Relaxing is s good thing..
Fins crossed for your procedure on Friday.

04.08.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tim Curry as judge, Nigel St. Nigel, on American Duos

Tim Curry as judge, Nigel St. Nigel, on American Duos

I am laying here rewatching PSYCH
because this show always makes me laugh.

And "American Duos" with Tim Curry as Nigel St. Nigel is perfection.

04.08.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

The picture doesn't show but they are soft and plushy.

Also HI HOW ARE YOU

04.08.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahhahahaa

Looks just like me.

04.08.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other in a room with peacock written on the wall behind them Alt: two men are dancing next to each other in a room Shawn and Gus from Psych

🀣
Yea i slept a tiny bit, and they (everyone) were right when they told me i wouldn't be getting much sleep.

I am rewatching PSYCH....
It makes me laugh.

04.08.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't look it, but it's super squishy and soft...

And i went pee all by myself!
First time since Friday.

😁

04.08.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🦈

Yea exactly!...

/....yells from sofa....

CARPE DIEM

04.08.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Protection.

High security.

Yer welcome.

04.08.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Skull Pillow and matching blanket.

Skull Pillow and matching blanket.

Hi hi.....it was.

Also lookit wut mah bro in-law got me.

Boo!

04.08.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Skull pillow and matching blanket.

Skull pillow and matching blanket.

Mah Bro in Law got me a pillow and a matching blanket.

Both are awesome.

It's 3:15 a.m. all Sharks are asleep except me. You can really tell when it's time for more medication...

Being home is way better.

LOOK IT.
SPOOOPY TIME IS APPROACHING

04.08.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

04.08.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O Amelia ... exquisite!

04.08.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Portrait of a lapwing or peewit showing the beautiful colours on the wings - painted on a pebble/cobble with a gilded 24ct gold disc

Portrait of a lapwing or peewit showing the beautiful colours on the wings - painted on a pebble/cobble with a gilded 24ct gold disc

This luvly colourful lapwing pebble portrait is now available

artofnote.sumupstore.com/product/the-...

#lapwing #birds #art #bsnm
πŸͺΆ

04.08.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
an illustration of a witch with long hair wearing a long flowing dress, her head is resting on her hand. the background is green/yellow with darker sage green swirls. tiny stars and leaves are dotted around the image

an illustration of a witch with long hair wearing a long flowing dress, her head is resting on her hand. the background is green/yellow with darker sage green swirls. tiny stars and leaves are dotted around the image

the green witch πŸ’šπŸŒΏ

#WitchSky #ArtSky

03.03.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1001    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 7

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