Bruce Shark

Bruce Shark

@bruceshark.bsky.social

IMMA SHARK Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff. Mostly jolly, sometimes i get hangry. Gud about sharing recipes and shit. Don't be a dick. 🦈 🌈

6,360 Followers 2,024 Following 28,267 Posts Joined May 2023
2 hours ago

O look one of my most favorite gifs

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2 hours ago

I get distracted easily.

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2 hours ago

Tacos ALWAYS count

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2 hours ago

Well, that's because i am handsome and deeply charming.

πŸ˜‚

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2 hours ago

Occasionally i DO need a nap

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2 hours ago

BETTER BE A BURRITO

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2 hours ago

It better be a burrito.

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2 hours ago

Most Bruces are gud.

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3 hours ago
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#Indianapolis, #IN: 18y/o Traevion was last seen on Mar 7 in the 3600blk of Cedar Pine Ln, near 38th St & N German Church Rd on the city's eastside. He may be in need of medical attention & was last seen in black Adidas pants w/ white stripes & a black hoodie w/ red lettering.

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2 hours ago

Well .....NOM

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2 hours ago

\^/

Yeaaaa successful bewb squish!

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2 hours ago

I like you.

Hope that helps.

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2 hours ago

$5.48 here.

Are we great yet?

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2 hours ago

You made me snort laugh.

Pootin'...πŸ˜‚

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4 hours ago

You are AWESOME

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4 hours ago

I was mistaken....

Cattitude.

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4 hours ago

OMG
She is so NOT INNOCENT

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4 hours ago

I know you absolutely get this.

Purrsonalities.

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4 hours ago

Accurate

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4 hours ago

I have totally done that same thing, because it is absolutely hilarious

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4 hours ago

See her chin, sticking straight up in defiance?!

See the ATTITUDE?!

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4 hours ago

SAME

AND.....What is with the head sitting?!

WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON YOUR SISTER'S HEAD?!

STAAAAHHHPP

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4 hours ago

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I can see she has taken you completely.

She's good at that.

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4 hours ago

Yep.

The stripey ones are special.

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4 hours ago

Country.
....never had dubai chocolate.

Is it tasty?

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4 hours ago

She KNOWS she's exquisite.

That's some of the issue

She KNOWS

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4 hours ago

Lux musta taken his

We love yer sassless cat

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4 hours ago

She's plotting

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5 hours ago

Yea horrible for trans people, horrible for human rights.

Not a fan of Dubai

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5 hours ago

Since i raised all seven kittens from day one after their momma bailed, i watched all of them grow up.

Lux STARTED off as a skinny full on sassy bully.

People that say cats don't have individual purrsonalities don't know cats

All these cats are very very different

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