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IMMA SHARK Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff. *Working hard to not just bite the beejeebus outta most humans. Gud about sharing recipes and shit. 🦈 🌈

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Diane Keaton in a picture smiling 
She is pregnant.

Diane Keaton in a picture smiling She is pregnant.

And.....

Waterworks.

13.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weenies.

I'm fine

Hard to squish mah enthusiasm and joy.

I have sandpaperesque skin.
😬🦈

13.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was.... astoundingly beautiful and interesting.

Absolutely coming back to Eat /East Coast

😁🦈

13.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DEFINITELY coming back.

So much more to see and.....EAT.
πŸ¦€πŸ¦ˆπŸ€£

13.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Watercolor and crayon painting of a man yelling on a yellow and orange background

Watercolor and crayon painting of a man yelling on a yellow and orange background

Painting of an older man in a straw hat smoking a cigar.

Painting of an older man in a straw hat smoking a cigar.

Yep, artist from way back.

13.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOOOOOUUU
SCREENSHOT!

13.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

\^/
πŸ’™

13.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a young man is writing on a blackboard with the letters nk on it Alt: a young man is writing on a blackboard from the movie Good Will Hunting

It was, and i say this with all respect

WICKED GOOD

13.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜πŸ’™

13.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's just talk
Come outside....😁

13.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

And now, it's crickets.

Where are they?

What good did they do....

THEY DESTROYED OUR CHANCE TO HAVE the massively qualified, deeply intelligent, amazing Kamala Harris as Our President.

😑

13.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep.

My friend footed the bill, I paid for fud.

It was one of my life goals

13.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THERE'S A COOK BOOK?!

I MUST HAVE IT
πŸ˜¬πŸ’™πŸ¦ˆ

13.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sat there with my best friend since kindergarten....
Just all senses engaged.

It was exactly what i wanted it to be

Zero disappointment, ALL HAPPY

13.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am ok.

Just felt like I wanted to make a post about what is NOT ALLOWED.
πŸ’€πŸ’™

NO ONE is diminishing this

13.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was....

So amazing.
With my best friend.

Amazing.

13.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am rewatching it right now

Love that scene, very BROTHER THING

13.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I adore you

You know that, right?

13.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out: Sharky Day

13.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

EXACTLY.

13.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are appreciated and i will remember you are READY.

πŸ˜‚πŸ’™πŸ’€

13.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™
You RULE.

13.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This gif....

πŸŽ―πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

13.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

13.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚
I think they just go around trying to shame people.

These are the same people that ONLY PROTESTED THE AMAZING KAMALA HARRIS....So....they can bite me
πŸ¦ˆπŸ’™

13.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

NO HOME TRAINING.

I don't wanna be a dick, here, BUT MAYBE YER WHOLE ASS DOESN'T BELONG ON MY LAP.
πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

13.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea THIS.

It's.....weird.
And sorta....mean?

Maybe wrong word, but i am jet lagged and punch drunk.
😬🦈

13.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

πŸ˜‚πŸ¦ˆπŸ’™

13.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ¦ˆπŸ’™

13.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was one person who got shut down immediately.

I am good, ok, and grateful for y'all.

Just putting it out there...i am glad i went.

13.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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