Bruce Shark bruceshark - Bluesky Statics

Make any comment about the evil of AI on the internet and you inevitably get these people saying, "Ah, but you can't halt progress." You know what else people thought was progress not long after it was invented? Asbestos.

05.03.2026 12:42 — 👍 343 🔁 70 💬 19 📌 6

Best start to my morning. Check it out!

05.03.2026 12:40 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

Love that guy.
The alt descriptions are AWESOME and hilarious.

05.03.2026 12:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

two cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them has a banana on his head Alt: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them has a banana on his head

MAGA: We can’t let a Black woman win.

White Leftists: We can’t let a Black woman win.

They’re the same racist ass people.

05.03.2026 12:17 — 👍 92 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 4

🥹💙 awesome

05.03.2026 12:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I need..... sumthin'.

Drugs.
Mashed potatoes.

Mashed potatoes with drugs.

05.03.2026 06:51 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

OoOooooooo....

I look amazing here

05.03.2026 06:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SEAN

05.03.2026 06:36 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I want to take drugs.
Reading that makes me feel....like i want to take drugs.

A lot of them.

05.03.2026 06:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me at the Penis Museum in Iceland

I've been to the Penis Museum

05.03.2026 06:34 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Yea
Announcing this seems.....bad.

05.03.2026 06:29 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chip or Dale?

05.03.2026 05:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Ow

Stop breaking stuff, Stabby

05.03.2026 05:35 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leaving the ocean.

I'm going back.

05.03.2026 05:34 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NOOOOO
Not the shark....
😳🦈

05.03.2026 05:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

I really am a Shark.

05.03.2026 05:28 — 👍 51 🔁 2 💬 8 📌 2

a green man in a green suit is dancing in front of a trailer . Alt: a green man in a green suit is dancing in front of a trailer .

If you'd like continuous losses, come on over to Team Green.

We lose A LOT.

04.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The start was solid, and then....

There was LOLLYGAGGING IN EXTREME

and end game WOBBLES.

Sigh.

04.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YOU WOBBLY SONOFABITCH.

Dammit Green.

04.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Green sparkle, DO SOMETHING AWESOME

04.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve had a few people ask me about these stickers, so I loaded my current inventory into my shop.

A set of 3 is $3. They’re fun and make great conversation starters.

comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/1897...

04.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 35 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 1

😞

04.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JAWS 3

04.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Jury is still out

But Neptune knows I'm tryin to be NOT a bad one.

04.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Want everyone to know:

I actually DON'T LIKE BITING BUTTS....

BUT I WILL.

😁🦈

04.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely will be hugging.

And thank you, Marti.

💙

04.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IMMA STICKER?!

04.03.2026 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's so weirdly accurate

Is someone watching us?

04.03.2026 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣

It's ok, it was extremely funny to SEE

I now understand that pogoing is not a thing i should ever do again

04.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IMMA EGG

04.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 59 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0

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