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Bruce Shark

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IMMA SHARK Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff. Mostly jolly, sometimes i get hangry. Gud about sharing recipes and shit. Don't be a dick. 🦈 🌈

6,357 Followers  |  2,022 Following  |  28,180 Posts  |  Joined: 11.05.2023
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Penises are so overrated

10.03.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea Chevon sucks more than some.

They are always silly high

10.03.2026 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was free
We helped some dude rid his garden of pea gravel he gave to us, and he threw in a free fountain.
Cool

10.03.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea that worm looks big enuff to steal yer car and drive.

10.03.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Johnathan’s Legal & Relocation Costs, organized by Johnathan Perkins My name is Johnathan and I've dedicated my personal and professional li… Johnathan Perkins needs your support for Support Johnathan’s Legal & Relocation Costs

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10.03.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She was so talented and elegant!

10.03.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll try to get a video of them doing the bath time thing.

It's pretty squuuueeeee

10.03.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is 100% true

No one likes me right now.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ž

10.03.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's truly just ....cute as heck

Little splashy bath time.

And ours are SO AGGRESSIVE.

We call them Aggros.

10.03.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn

That's a big worm

10.03.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s Women’s History Month. Rather than post factoids I’m just gonna post a picture and a name and y’all can google why they’re important. Knowledge for you without a lot of free labor from me. Win win.

Today’s prompt is Lois K Alexander- Lane

10.03.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Our hummingbirds love our fountain...they take little baths and it's pretty cute.

😳πŸ₯Ή

10.03.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Any minute.

A burrito attack can come outta nowhere

10.03.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mighty gross.

Snotty gross shark.

How are youuu?

10.03.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see a shark on the outskirts looking for burritos.....

O it'sa me

10.03.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cherished teacher Linda Davis mourned after deadly crash with driver fleeing ICE Principal Alonna McMullen says it was heartbreaking telling 5 and 6 year old students in Linda Davis' special needs classes of her death.

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10.03.2026 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They gotta rest sometime.

Little busy bodies

10.03.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoy the small things.

10.03.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have your name at the top of my list, and will make a determination later this week

Stay alert....or not.

I do enjoy the surprised look y'all get during mealtimes.

10.03.2026 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am currently sick and in bed

10.03.2026 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmmm....

1.) are you relatively clean?
2.) are you COVID+?
3.) would you please ingest bacon and cheese and rum for the next 3 days?

10.03.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is it

10.03.2026 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmmm

10.03.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HEY NOW

10.03.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, ideal right there

10.03.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea...3-5 kinda shark here

10.03.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Critically endangered kākāpō parrot has standout breeding season A total of 59 healthy kākāpō chicks have hatched over the last few weeks, according to the latest tally by Aotearoa New Zealand’s Department of Conservation. This marks one of the most successful rece...

πŸ˜€πŸͺΆ

09.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have my 40 year highschool reunion coming up this year.

Pass me the tiger balm for my old joints.

09.03.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How is it 39 years?

HOW 39 YEARS....

09.03.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 78th Birthday, Jeffrey Osborne πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆπŸŽŠ

πŸ—£Every time I turn around, I’m back in love again…

09.03.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5