Carlos Eagle

Carlos Eagle

@mexicoseagle.bsky.social

MEX ✈️ Your Mom's House

5,820 Followers 5,598 Following 1,103 Posts Joined Feb 2025
3 hours ago

Jermoie: we love to play for our pranking games around here

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21 hours ago

When do I reverse it and when do I leave it whole

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1 day ago

and I think Asimo is a feeble wanker

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1 day ago

I forget my broom so I drive tractor

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2 days ago

Does anyone have the French Montana Christmas song?

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2 days ago

the women are putting the lizards tails into their pussies and men are scratching off parts of their skin to show wiring and hollow cavities

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3 days ago

I LOVE HALLOWEEEEEEENNNnnnNnNNnNNNNNNNN

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3 days ago

does goatse make anyone else sad...an image hearkening to a happier time...more innocent

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4 days ago

FFVII taught me that I barely know any intellectual historical women or people of color. Thank's FFVII

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4 days ago

"Oucong's Dictums" has provided me with a wise counselor

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5 days ago

i may be a delicious fruit with tasty seeds but i'm much more than that. don't take me for pome-granted :(

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5 days ago

We should call refugee camps "Entrepreneur Camps"

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6 days ago

A snake man divided against himself will not stand

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6 days ago

The new SANA titles are incredible

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1 week ago

My parents would have had me say all the swear words ten times before I said "ain't"

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1 week ago
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protestor A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

New from 404 Media: Proton Mail, the privacy-focused email service, gave authorities data that let the FBI unmask an anonymous 'Stop Cop City' protester. It was payment data linked to the anonymous email account. From that, FBI ID'd them, then tracked their movements www.404media.co/proton-mail-...

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1 week ago
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

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2 weeks ago

James!

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1 week ago
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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1 week ago

If you don't expect anything, you get nothing, Snoopy.

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1 week ago

atheism is important if we want to complete the neoliberal project of complete atomization and alienation of all persons

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1 week ago

DENTIST SAYS IM GRINDIN MY TEETH AT NIGHT... whatever bihtch, mad spiders crawlin in my mouth, gotta grind to catch em + chew 100x b4 swalow

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1 week ago
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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1 week ago

Don't trust the imitators

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1 week ago
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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1 week ago

i killed a healthy adult male giraffe to feed the meat to my growing girlfriend

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1 week ago

imo becoming a mathematician is the closest thing possible to becoming a wizard in a world without magic.

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1 week ago
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each day on this planet is worse than the last

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1 week ago

just watch the youtube tutorials

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