Carlos Eagle

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each day on this planet is worse than the last

Fired from the mall santa job for sneezing on several dozen babies in one bad hour. Christmas is cancelled

Go without your favorite thing for 3 days. Then go withat sleep for 3 days. Turns out your favorite thing is actually sleep.

your favorite thing

BREAD.

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A SKELATIEN ON DA COVER OF ONE OF DA BEST DUB ALBUM'S OF ALL TIME "NOBODY WANTS FUCKING AI, DESTROY ALL COMPUTERS, DESTROY ALL INVESTOR'S " - AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NOBODY!!!!! GET SHIRT OF THIS AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

My gamer girl is like sonic in the streets and Mario in the bed

Dad just jumped on the hood of a police car bc he got declined for a Best Buy credit card...Obama is destroying my family and r Christmas

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Let's make the sad middle aged man who works a minimum wage shitty pizza job the center of our ad campaign. America is over

It touches my heart that Sikhs can now serve in the US military

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Muscular arms clasping hands meme, left arm labeled "adding peanut butter to my curry" right arm labeled "responding to any criticism" Clasped hands labeled "oh that is rich"

So Tired! Odd, I've Just Been Laying In Bed, Eating 'Za, Browsing Sites For 5hrs. Oh, Duh,!!! **knocks back another 5 hour energy shot**

I can't tell if this masculinity is toxic, insane, a nightmare, a lack of apologies, or a new approach to treating depression

I'm going to miss my black wood floors and all of my great furniture when I move out of this joint, this joint I call home

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Oh, yeah, my wagon is totally powered by AI. It’s using the hell out of it. I actually need a lot of investment, if you have, like, $300. You do? Yeah, I’m using it so much.

you got AI in there?

It took just 2 wishes to destroy gender & capitalism forever, so I used the third to set the Andro-Gynie free of the enchanted Klein bottle.

forums magic.....from a younger age. when magic lived

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If you want to be in a group dm about citrus cultivation hit me up

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James!

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Kava isn't the herbal xanax it's the herbal "make me feel like I just took a long boring drive and have a headache" leaf

ANXIETY Same symptoms as a heart attack, but no need to worry!!!

don't worry