Have some soft dino titties this fine Sundayπ
For the past week I felt like the physical part of existence was optional for me.
Oddly enough, this feels rather nice
Tylenol the chill
Let's invite ourselves to a party with Bea and then ignore all social cues, and not hold our tongue on any topic
Surely things won't backfire... again
At least we get a visit from our grandpa
It's gonna be okay
youtu.be/m-OqKI4UCXY
Something something, boats and motors <3
Dreams of others: "I was on the beach with my crush and she kissed me!"
My dreams:
Car slalom through road works.
Garlic.
Reposting this image of Mia reconsidering her life decisions, just because
I like having an entire numpad under my thumb
Redragon makes some good shit <3
Told ya
Drawing a picture
It requires a computer mouse
"Ah, I'll just draw a relative shape"
'tism kicks in
Found a pic of the exact model I have and use
The pic will have a model accurate gaming mouse
Playing Diablo 2
Named my Amazon character Prime
Will I get a lawsuit, or a discount coupon?
Unpopular opinion
I find the concept of "tsundere" to be offputting and obnoxious.
I legit cannot find it in me to be attracted to someone who's so emotionally stunted that they mistake being an aggressive dick towards me as a sign of affection
As promised, a dick!
Decided to start giving a bit more love to others in my gang, so here you go, my mewtwo gal, Clover!
Don't let her angry face fool you, she's usually pretty chill!
Lovely art by @Senior_Garabato on Twitter
Warning - dick incoming in the near future!
(Not on me, this dino has a vag, but you know... warning ya!)
"What do you mean your patient died?"
I did what I could, my friend. Every doctor has their own personal graveyard...
"Dave, you're a goddamn speech therapist!"
It's called sexual osmosis
Thing is, our pets are pretty darn fine, none of them had issues. I keep saying, it's my third eye ;D
Nah, I'm downloading new, more positive data
I've been having this weird ringing in my ears for the past few weeks. At first I thought it was tinnitus, but then it became multi-tonal and today one of the tones began pitch shifting in the middle of the ringing
Sounds kinda soothing though
Natural lo-fi tunes
Okay! Normally I don't do adopts and I stray from those.
But in this case... I saw this cute gal and how could I NOT?
So - meet Daisy, the trucker gator galπ
π¨ by @poke-milf.bsky.social
I need more dino in my life!
Help a gal out!
Wifeπ
They kinda look like they were eaten once before
Polska gurom!
As you know, I am a purveyor of finest memes (even if niche ones, from my country)
So... of course I had to ask @scaredofbunniez.bsky.social to partake in this fine shitposting
As a result, we have this fine Polish meme with yours truly - enjoy!
(it also ended up as a sticker in my server!)
Turns out Angus has some deep lore - today we'll learn about it!
Also we'll get to meet cat god. And turns out that he's an incredible dick
youtu.be/wnUOyPw8n8Q
That's the most stoner thing I've read. My car doesn't have a taco holder, sadly. But the AC goes directly towards cup holder, so good for summer!
Let me take you on a magical journey, filled with caffeine and atrial fibrillation!
It took me longer than I'd like to admit, but finally finished the piece!
WHAT IF
Win11 sucks this much so people will jump to Win12 when it releases?
And it'll be a pretty good system, much better than 11, but with so many subscription features, that a lot of people will cave in and actually fork their cash over?