I hate the digital age because like wdym we are “social media” friends and not real life friends if we talk online often? 🥺
I’d be pretty unstoppable if I had a workbench and a saw. #butchygirl
Remember how we all pretended so hard to like the music from Juno?
I fear I peaked in elementary school.
Can’t stop thinking about Luigi
I will never watch the Jumanji remakes because what do you mean it’s a video game? Don’t piss me off.
So Amazon is just no longer 2-day shipping? Is this who we are now?
What is life for if you’re not buying yourself a cute little something each and every day and sometimes two?
These 2 moms knitted my coworker the cutest cardigan for her birthday! What do I gotta do around here to get me a student with two moms?
Crazy that we will likely know who killed JonBenet soon!
Terrorizing everyone I know with disgusting chain messages every holiday is my kink.
My toxic trait is thinking that if a straight guy adds me on IG that means he’s DL and is trying to hit.
Something about movie theaters brings out the panic attacks in me and I’m so over it. But seeing Wicked for the second time was worth it! Maybe!
Feeling overwhelmed because I don’t think I have a Coachella in me, but with Gaga headlining, I feel like I have to make it work.
I have been working on the same sudoku puzzle for the last week and a half— I’m stuck and the answers ARE in the back of the book. But I won’t let myself quit. So I’ll fall asleep trying once again. Gn
Stanning Wicked is about to become my new identity for the next two years.
ASL?
